Bastardly Lady of the Day - Minako
Monday, June 12th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Minako writes:
I was hoping I might be considered for your lady of the day. I don't think I am the shit or anything like that. I'm actually a huge geek. Yay for the geeks!
Do you like your boobs?
I am grateful to have my breasts, but I wish I was taller. 4'10...
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
I have a lot of love for my fellow man, but I don't sleep with dudes.
Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
A very drunk guy once told me I looked like Jennifer Tilly. It is safe to say he was taking in more then alcohol.
What makes you Bastardly?
I support Victoria's Secret Lesbianism as much as the founding fathers of Bastardly. = )
*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually "take down" pictures. Cheers!

























It hard to believe that you dont sleep with dudes with pictures like that ...
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A lesbian spinner! Now you're talking. So, no mano e mano with a dude, ok, but what about a three-way? You, me and a visually similar lesbian. Vegas? The Bellagio? Next weekend? Whose in?
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I have met many females who play the L card to get guys to swoon more, in most cases it's just the game of getting boys to want them that makes women do it.......... not saying this one is doing it, but it's a possibility...........
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i think i might be with Dark Angel on this one
notice how "she" says she has love for her fellow MAN
an interesting and perhaps telling turn of a phrase
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Looks "professional" . Some say quite a few professional whores are lesbian...goes with the trade...pretty in a masculine way.
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So is she a stripper, a hooker, a dominatrix, a wannabe pornstar, or just desperate for attention?
Not that there's anything wrong with any of the above, I'm just wondering. Because she's playing the Asian-hooker card a little too hard in these pics.
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What is this Memoirs of a lesbian Geisha bondage freak? I'm with Lilyspryte she's just playing the L card.
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Those IMPLANTS are small and hard - disgusting.
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She's a little too thick to be a spinner.
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"I don’t think I am the shit or anything like that... But I post half nekked shots of myself on the net" false humility :/
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She/He has man legs and implants. I get it, your a straight man in a "shemale" body! Right?
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Her boobs are fake.....greatful to have payed for them you mean....
In the first pic on the second page, she looks like she used to be a man! NEXT PLEASE! I AM BEGGING YOU...NEXT!
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I love fake tits. But yours...you should have asked to have them positioned closer together. Sayonara tits are the worst.
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I'd let her eat at the Y
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Claiming to be a lesbian isn't gonna buy you any points. You're pics looks desperate and cheap. Hire a better photographer and a better plastic surgeon.
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cool...and hot. I fall for shit like this. I'm totally lame.
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This should be the example of pics for every BLOTD to follow. All pics should be similar in nature. More skin and quality pics, less talk.
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You're kidding me!!?? This is a freekin dude!! My husband also calls himself a lesbian.
Thankful for the boobs you bought, horrible job, they look like tennis balls and they are placed way too far apart.
A geek, sorry, but geeks don't dress like sluts and have their pictures taken.
Yuck, NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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YAY! for the first ever BGOTD. Bastardly Gent of the Day, hooray!!!!!!!!!
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I can't stand people that don't keep their promises and I'm really a little pissed off at you guys (Moe & Jackson).
Where are the pictures of the dudes????!!!
The World Cup is going on right now (and won't come again for 4 years) and you said you would post photos of some hot football players. With every day that passes, nothing. Would've been nice of you to have one or two waiting for us this morning.
No clever text required, just an idea of who the players are (as we Americans don't know much about the teams, since the games aren't in advertiser-friendly format and therefore aren't hyped much here). So, were those empty promises or do we have something to look forward to?
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You should go to the forum Lana Lang, I can post some dudes for you there.
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lol, this isn't exactly what I had in mind when I requested bastardly stud of the day.
Hilarious trala.
she-male boobs are disgusting. On the ass-shot thong pic, I was actually terrified to see stuff.
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Lana, I've consistently proclaimed my "no-dudes" posting policy... and we've not received any emails from guys wanting to be a bastardly stud of the day.
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Is she really who she claims to be? i think that she has just dug out the photos from some porn website. All the pics in the same outfit too. annoying though
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Yeah I would hit it too.................... with a stick!!!!!!!!
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Lana, Jackson amd Moe would be too intimidated to post pics of hot men, obviously.
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Why are her pictures so dark? And why is her face barely visible?
Next time you take pictures, try using the flash button.
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Moe & Jackson - you definitely said you would put up World Cup related posts. Then you have us a photo of Ricky Martin (hey, thanks).
Lolpop, I think you're right...can't think of another reason why they'd disappoint their female readers.
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Real: thanks, yeah, I'll check out the forum when I get a chance...
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Moe and Jackson: please post some pictures of hot soccer guys, for the ladies, and while you're at it, Gael Garcia Bernal is extremely hot and we would all appreciate it.
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EWWW shanghai whores should be crucified ~ ! smelly garbage
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I know, c'mon give us some David Beckham or Totti.....PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!! If it's because you're homophobes, intimidated, or because you like to objectify only women, then you're lame, because it would only increase traffic.
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No I seriously think thats a great idea, Guys should start posting in their pic and have them rated... i mean c'mon... its only fair right ?? ;)
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I'm not gonna push theB Stud of the Day thing
but for JUST THIS WEEK it would be great to make an exception to the No-Dudes Policy as both ladies and guys would have plenty of things to say about individual footballers. The fans could educate us a bit and yeah, traffic would increase. (!)
Real: I went to the forum (first time) - how do I find you and the photos?
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Ok I didn't even look at all the pictures before I posted...
You, are a dirty tramp. Hey guys, I guess if you want a cheap ride you should call her up. If she'll post it all on the web for free, chances are she'll do and show alot more - also for free. Oh yeah and don't forget the STD OFF spray.
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Snap 1 - Look at those monster feet!
Snap 2 - Look at those horrible implants!
Snap 3 - Look at those Man hands!
Snap 4 - Look at those Man calves!
Conclusion: Look at that TRANNY!
Young Nambulous -- would LOVE to be in Vegas....to observe when your dick goes limp in a nanosecond when you realize you pulled a Danny Bonaduce with this no-waistline "lady."
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PS: Revamp Headline?
Bastardly Lady of the Day - MANako?
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Looks like she's trying to cover up her buttaface with all that hair
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Am I the only one who has a feeling this bitch is already fake? It looks like she stole this shit from hot or not.com...you can tell if they're fake if the pics don't go with the answers given in the interview...she's too...quiet...idk..but i have a feeling..
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tralala- If you think Totti's good-looking, try Alessandro Nesta or Fabio Cannavaro- he looks ugly in comparison to them with that big hooked nose of his, thinking he's god's gift to women. The nicest of all has to be Cristiano Rinaldo (Portugal), even though I went off him a bit when he was accused of rape (he was later acquitted). Plus, he's a year or two younger than me (I think he's 20), but he's got potential once he properly enters into manhood.
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Bitches if you want pix of dudes its called GOOGLE use it .. why the fuck do you need them posted on here when you can find them your damn selves.
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"I am grateful to have my breasts".... ugh I would have asked for a refund....
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man...that really...sucks...alot.
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Mr Chicken Man doesn't feel so good after looking at this man person.
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She looks wayyy too cheap....
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where the fuck are her nipples?! in a bra like that at least half of them should be showing...especially in that first arms up picture. wtf? the nipple-less wonder?
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I didn't know whores were exclusive to a sex! I thought they took it 'anyway they could get it'...y'know to pay for "med school" and shit.
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fuckable, but, 4'10 that's horrible, she's not too far from being a midget, nice tits though, but damn her ass is flat
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a little more kissing chicks
a little less standing around
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You'll need to prove your geektitude before I'll consider being rejected by you.
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I dunno bout you but she kinda looks mannish... and you could drive a truck through those tits
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boring
next
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And we all know that you're a dude.
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She might be cute if I could see her face! But there are no curves or ass..and those boobs have got to go. They are downright falling into her armpits...
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I'd hit it
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wow, what a nice way to start the week...
bastardly stud--- er, i mean wannabe lady of the day...
#17 Jimbo - "sayonara tits" fuckin funny
i wonder how those fake tits felt like, they look hard...
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“I don’t think I am the shit or anything like that…"
But you'll pose provocatively in your underwear for all of the public to see? No class and obviously cheap and easy. Let alone disgusting and probably reeks of tuna fish. Put some closthes on and respect yourself.
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And you don't have to take your clothes off and look like the cheap 2 dolla hoe that you are..you can be sexy fully clothed...
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Believe me, I adore the entire Italian team. The good looking ones, of course. But c'mon, Totti is handsome- you are right about his attitude, though.
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“I don’t think I am the shit or anything like that…"
But you'll pose provocatively in your underwear for all of the public to see? No class and obviously cheap and easy. Let alone disgusting and probably reeks of tuna fish. Put some closthes on and respect yourself.
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#53- the same reason you need women posted here, duh.
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Hmmmm that posted twice... you can't escape my shredding now lesbo.
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