Salma Hayek's super mega lotto adoption winner!



You just know that this kid is totally living up the fact that he's with Salma Hayek. Hell, I'd have that smug look on my face too! I'm totally available if Salma would be interested in picking up an Asian for her own United Nations too.

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HAHHA. I love the second one...

dude, Salma Hayek just went up a little higher in my book. This little guy is gonna get a lot of Latina flavored punany in a few years...

Monday, June 12th, 2006 @ 1:04pm
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Her boobs are downright huge.

Monday, June 12th, 2006 @ 1:06pm
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WHYS HER FACE SO FAT.

Monday, June 12th, 2006 @ 2:01pm
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first? What the fuck are you talking about?

Monday, June 12th, 2006 @ 2:15pm
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She does have nice breasts and they are on the larger side, but I've read that she pads it up a bit for even more oomph.

Monday, June 12th, 2006 @ 2:57pm
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Are these the best teats in Hollywood?

Monday, June 12th, 2006 @ 3:29pm
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chawawa comes to mind some reason

Monday, June 12th, 2006 @ 4:55pm
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This is for real her kid? When did she adopt? Has anybody in Hollywood not adopted yet?

Monday, June 12th, 2006 @ 6:35pm
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Salma Hayek is fucking hot.

Monday, June 12th, 2006 @ 7:55pm
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i know this is going to sound strange but the first thought that came to mind when i saw those pics was 'creepy.' but that was before i even read the captions! haha. the little boy just looks kind of old, like his face looks like a mans, so it looks like hes supposed to be her date..but hes a kid...?
egh i dont know. she looks beautiful as always though and bangin body.

Monday, June 12th, 2006 @ 8:19pm
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lucky bastard... exits thread

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 1:35am
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this is the most beautiful woman in the all world !!!! her face is just perfect !!! her body is amazing ! it is sick to be that pretty and talented ! love her ! loooove her ! angelina try to get her man bitch !!!

Sunday, July 16th, 2006 @ 5:53am
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I love Salma so much. Easily the most beautiful woman in Hollywood.

Sunday, August 6th, 2006 @ 5:39am
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you are crazy her face is not fat, you must be anorexic, think skinny woman are fat

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007 @ 12:28pm
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i wanna have sex with salma hayek.

Friday, January 11th, 2008 @ 6:36pm
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