Vida Guerra & Her Booty Do July, 2006 Playboy Magazine



I wasn't too impressed w/ the layout, but if you dig a buttaface w/ a huge ass, then you'll probably love this issue. I would say more, but this is just my cup of my tea.

If someone could comment with links to the full layout, please do so. In the meantime, enjoy a few of the tamer snaps from the layout.

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Nothing special just a slab of meat from the butchers that would get used and abused.

Monday, June 12th, 2006 @ 10:09am
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Headline should read: Average bitch and her thunder thighs. Pass.

Monday, June 12th, 2006 @ 10:25am
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Monday, June 12th, 2006 @ 10:29am
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Nasty...isn't it? She needs to hit a gym fast....

Monday, June 12th, 2006 @ 10:39am
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FINALMENTE!!!

aahh... and to all you haters out there, don't diss the ass. we all know you got a little cellulte too... people are either complaining about "ideal women" being to skinny, but then they rip into anyone with a bit of meat on them.

no wonder lindsay started hitting the columbian diet plan

Monday, June 12th, 2006 @ 11:29am
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Es-Won: Not ripping into "anyone with a little meat on them." Check out Jenna's link and then tell me you still find that ass attractive.

Monday, June 12th, 2006 @ 11:39am
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VERY INTERESTING, THOUGH COMPLETELY UNSURPRISING:

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/comments/vida_guerras_phot...

Monday, June 12th, 2006 @ 12:04pm
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Oh, good job, Jenna! Sorry, I guess I should read the posts first!

Monday, June 12th, 2006 @ 12:06pm
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Thanks for the heads-up!

Jerky time.

Monday, June 12th, 2006 @ 12:17pm
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Ha ha, love the cellulite!!
You want to know a sad thing, I wish my bum looked like hers, pre-photoshopped.
I know, I am ashamed!!!!!!!!

Monday, June 12th, 2006 @ 12:43pm
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guys are so silly. there is no way you can have a big ass/thigh w/o cellulite.

vida seems so average too me.

Monday, June 12th, 2006 @ 1:01pm
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this chick is about 3 miniutes away from
ATM volume 17

Monday, June 12th, 2006 @ 1:03pm
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Dr John:
Mutuations. Priceless.

Monday, June 12th, 2006 @ 1:13pm
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f@ck all that rico suave sh1t...that 2nd pic...i'm just envisioning the backshots.... got the kid head spinnin something serious...

i wanna bite her ass .. that sh!t just look tasty by it self..

Monday, June 12th, 2006 @ 1:28pm
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of course it's "Pure Photoshop". direct me to the Playboy edition that isnt

Monday, June 12th, 2006 @ 1:33pm
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I'd rather have Vida Guerra's ass (photoshopped or non-photoshopped) than Kimberly Stewart's scrawny old lady butt!

Monday, June 12th, 2006 @ 2:15pm
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Mmmmm. I like it. How 20th century of me.

Monday, June 12th, 2006 @ 11:40pm
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Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 4:13am
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[...] Hmm…last I recall when Vida Guerra had a Sidekick it got “hacked” and naked pictures (that I enjoyed) were being posted on the Internet… or were they leaked on purpose by Vida to gain some cheap whorish publicity? Oh well, if you wanna see her naked just google Vida Guerra Playboy and you’ll be sure to come up with a site that posted it…. [...]

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 @ 1:14pm
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The link that shows the Photoshop is obviously fake. Why would the admin of that crappy site have before pics from the shoot?? He' doesnt have them, thats why. He faked the cellulite. There are no cellulite shots from the hacked sidekick, nor are there any in the videos she's done. Yes idiots, you can have big thighs and ass, and NOT have cellulite. Its called staying in shape, and have great skin tone. Morons. Vida's hot.

Monday, June 26th, 2006 @ 12:42am
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What the hell are you people smoking! I think she's got a fantastic ass, great boobs and she doesn't have an ugly face. You people have no taste. If you like flat asses and flat chests there's something wrong with you!

Monday, June 26th, 2006 @ 12:52pm
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Uhm, that's photoshopped... Look at movies of her photoshoots. She's neat and pure there.. No cellulites, crappy skin etc.
Btw, look at the close up pic of her face.. I mean, how dumb are you if you think that's a real one? On the other pics which is supposed to be "pre-photoshop" her hair is brown and the other one which is supposed to be pre-photoshop it's all grey and murky.
Besides, why would she be that famous if she had cellulites and terrible skin?
Her butt is next to perfect, her tits are great and her face is cute.

When a person gets a contract with FHM and you become world famous because of your looks YOU'RE NOT UGLY! Just because some lowlife 34 year old geek, living in hos mom's basement presents a few shitty pictures of a girl's so-called skinproblems doesn't mean it's true.

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 1:22pm
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the "pre photoshopped" one's are the most photoshopped ones made to make her look bad! some of you idiots will believe anything!

Monday, July 3rd, 2006 @ 2:18am
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PHOTOSHOPED???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! SHE HAS A PERFECT BODY AND HER FACE IS CUTE BUT DAMN THAT ASS IS TO DIE FOR

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c313/WickedSS/vida_guerra_playboy_ass3...

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c313/WickedSS/vida_guerra_playboy_ass4...

Saturday, July 8th, 2006 @ 10:34pm
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if u dont think shes hot, then u are gay...u ARE gay

Thursday, July 13th, 2006 @ 12:03am
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Playboy must be losing their minds to put her on a cover. :/ It saddens me. She's nothing, hasn't accomplished anything and they just brought every accomplished model they ever featured down to skank level!

Sunday, July 16th, 2006 @ 5:41am
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I'm suprised everyone who follows these Photoshop pics doesn't realize that not only can you make people hotter with PS, but you can also make them UGLIER. Yes, Vida's Playboy pics are airbrushed and all that jazz, but every magazine with models these days are. If you thought those Before pics from somebody's link were real, something's not clicking in your head.

That said, I don't like my women perfect. Vida's attractive by my standards, cellulite or not.

Sunday, July 16th, 2006 @ 10:33am
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definition of hating: knowing deep down inside that something is appealing and disagreeing anyway.
Vida is bad as shit, please don't deny it. That boney crap is disgusting and pointless. I mean really how manytimes can you look at the same bullshit beachblonde fake tit centerfold?

Sunday, July 16th, 2006 @ 3:40pm
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vidas ass is huge da pic does it no justice but to me she has sexier pic with her clothes on then off

Monday, July 17th, 2006 @ 1:51pm
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Vida is sexier that most of the bleach blonde bimbos and as a guy that loves Latina women im glad see that playboy has put a latina on the cover and pages of the magazine.

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 6:12pm
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Just like Pam Anderson and Carmen Electra they never accomplished anything before they were splattered all over the cover. Dont hate the lating Booty dumb ass.....

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 2:24pm
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she's just like the average-looking latin girl; she does take care of herself and she does look good even with such big thighs.....her ass aint even that big.....what makes her voluptuous is her thighs....And NO WOMAN WITH BIG HIPS, THIGHS N BUTT IS GONNA BE FREE OF CELLULITE! EVEN IF IT'S A LITTLE. THOSE WHO SAY THATS POSSIBLE OBVIOUSLY HAVE ONLY SEEN WOMEN IN PHOTOSHOPPED PIX! So, Vida, go ahead n do your thing! u get paid for it with cellulite an all....most people wish their asses looked enough to even be photographed.... work on your speaking skills, however...it needs improvement.

Friday, July 28th, 2006 @ 2:14am
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man who really cares shes hot
them fat thick thighs are fine

Tuesday, August 1st, 2006 @ 11:35pm
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This chick is so hott! I don't care if she does have a dimple or to. I would still lick her from ass crack to shoulder blades! And to all those haters who say that she is ugly, you probably haven't ever had a girl worth a damn anyway. She is absolutely perfect, cottage cheese or not.

Tuesday, August 8th, 2006 @ 8:36am
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all yall haters r some type of fuckin fagetsall yall should suck on a dick and die slowly u fuckin hoes wat r u guys gay fuck oh my gosh yall must be on some fagot type shit vida u fine as fuck dont listen to these dick hoppers yo holla at ya boy

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 @ 1:48am
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DAMN HATERS.....WHY HATE ON THAT PERFECT BODY? THAT IS HOW A GIRL SHOULD LOOK..PERFECT ASS AND CURVES...F..K ALL THAT FAKE IMPLANTS..WITH STICK FIGURES THAT IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO VIDAS PROFILE SORRY HATERS. VIDA IS KEEPING IT REAL WITH THAT LATINA BODY..

Monday, August 21st, 2006 @ 3:09am
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u all piles of shit that think vida is ugly and fat, u knw why u all are saying that she have a fat ass n ugly, because you mother fucker have a small dick and wich to have a bigger dick so you could have and ass that big a be able to handle it, for all you that think this way keep on looking at paris hilton flat all bicth that aint got shit on vida. so fuck yall

Friday, September 1st, 2006 @ 5:53am
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vida is so damn fine i would tear that ass up

Monday, September 25th, 2006 @ 3:12pm
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All you fuckin dickheads out there who think Vida's ugly, stick to your fuckin animated cartoon porn shit. No ones perfect and Vida's the closest woman to it. Shes got the hottest body and the cutest face in the world, so suck a dick motha fuckers.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 2:06am
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First of all, you can have a big ass and big hip & thigs without cellulite. My wife's ass is every bit as big and as beautiful as Vida's and I love both asses equally.

Even with having two kids I still have yet to see any cellulite on my wife's ass and she doesn't even workout anything but the sofa.

Face it people, The girl's got good genes and all you haters that have no chance of hitting that or getting half the men that she could ....well.....don't.

And all you people that called her average....guess what?

Her avergae still looks better than your best otherwise we'd all be talking about you.

You wana talk about people being famous for nothing talk to your skinny useless friend Paris Hilton.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 6:30pm
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White boys kill me! U see ur used to white chicks who don,t know how to make that ass bounce JENNA! are u kidding me she has no ass. Nothing in the world like a Latina with a fat ass its just something white people can never understand, well that and dancing LOL

Saturday, February 3rd, 2007 @ 10:36pm
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80% of the chance that her butt is fake.

Look and compare these before and after photographs at the links below.

How come she looks so differently in the "BEFORE1 " photo?

And look very carefully at the "edge" of her butt in the "AFTER 1" photo .

Before photo 1:

http://xs512.xs.to/xs512/07072/BEFORE1.jpg

After photo 1:

http://xs412.xs.to/xs412/07072/After1.jpg

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007 @ 7:03pm
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i love how so many of u criticise her
but u date and sleep with girls so much uglier than her
any girl who is better than the one im sleeping with is hot

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 @ 9:26pm
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CELLULITE ARE HOUZEWIFE DIMPLEZ AND IT DOEZN'T MATTER CAUZE IT'Z VIDA
AND I THINK SHE HAZ A CUTE COLON

Friday, July 13th, 2007 @ 12:06am
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Helo everbody! i think rasism is so wrong and should not be aloud, man it is so evil!!!
it is so nasty to be rasim to people, and it shood be ileegal, here in greece we ar mostly ar lovin
evryone and it is so nice, we shood all be frends to evryone and it will be such nice world!!! mind you i
dont like jews, man they ar so fukin greedy! and they ar runnin this world, they bastard.
peece out, lov to evryone (except the jews!) OMG! LOL! OMFG! OFM!!! CIA!XXx.
Stavros Felapos.

Thursday, December 6th, 2007 @ 10:09am
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yo all these people r hating yo they all probably some ugly ass bitches that love to hate on beautiful women

Thursday, August 28th, 2008 @ 7:16pm
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Jenna:
Holy shit! I retract: Ugly bitch riddled with cellulite not fit for B porn.

Monday, June 12th, 2006 @ 10:32am
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more fun looking for the playboy bunny logo on the cover than looking at this woman...

Monday, June 12th, 2006 @ 11:33am
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lol....eeeeeeew.

Monday, June 12th, 2006 @ 12:18pm
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[...] Hmm…last I recall when Vida Guerra had a Sidekick it got “hacked” and naked pictures (that I enjoyed) were being posted on the Internet… or were they leaked on purpose by Vida to gain some cheap whorish publicity? Oh well, if you wanna see her naked just google Vida Guerra Playboy and you’ll be sure to come up with a site that posted it…. [...]

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 @ 1:14pm
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Looks like someones about to get fucked!

Monday, June 16th, 2008 @ 11:55pm
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