Bastardly Breaking News! Hilary Duff is sad!



Did someone finally make her realize that she sucks?

Uh oh, I think I just opened up a whole discussion of pre-teen Lizzie McGuire fans who'll be commenting on the site on how amazingly great Hilary (and her long-nosed sister Hayley) truly are...

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She used to be so pretty before...and now she looks like a freaking horse...god those teeth...and where did her body go? she shrunk away

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 11:42am
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celebrities crying make me laugh

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 11:43am
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she's in pain, I would be too if I was stupid enough to hike it in the city in those banana shoes.......

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 11:45am
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She's sad because she overheard Christian Louboutin (shoe designer) laughing at all the stupid celebrities who buy the same pair of ugly shoes he made with old rain coats and wood.

Also, Nicole Richie is furious because she looks like her obese clone.

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 11:53am
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Hey man, at least she did not turned into one Tara Reid or Paris Hilton. She kept it civilized as civilized as you can be in Hollywood.

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 12:05pm
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Hey-so far she has kept it clean- unlike the whores Lohan & Hilton!

As to the high heels comment-have your women put heels on and dirty dance for you, and you'll understand the beauty!!!

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 12:27pm
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woohoo, she rocks

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 12:36pm
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High heels aren't about making us taller... its about making our legs and butt look fabulous... and it works its true! I love high heels but yeah... they do hurt sometimes

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 12:37pm
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AC

That's why my beloved gets lots of foot rubs.....

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 12:43pm
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That clenched look on her face... Trey's right. She's holding a number 2. Look at her expression in the last shot. She needs to poop.

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 12:48pm
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Her eyes hurt from the glare bouncing off those crazy platforms. Blah. She needs a good dope slap.

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 12:54pm
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I THINK I JUST PUKED IN MY MOUTH!!!!

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 1:23pm
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Wait... Haylie is her sister?? I thought her mom decided to buy her that pet pony she's always wanted... MY BAD!! Also, I think Hil is in so much pain because when your bones start poking through your flesh because you stop eating, it sometimes hurts... She looks like total shit now, she looked so much better when she was"chubbier"... And dear god those teeth!! Remind me to never move to Hollywood because noone seems to find good dentists/cosmetic dentists...

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 2:32pm
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omlg how very Lauren Holly of you Hill. Looks like she needs to go back at least a decade. just looking too much sophistication going on for such a young chick.

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 2:33pm
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Heels are all about accentuating the legs (didn't know about the ass part), so why wear them with a pair of jeans?
Definitely a "gotta pinch-a-loaf" face.

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 3:07pm
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I think she just sharted in her pants and she's nervous the people around her can smell it. She is also reluctantly moving forward while sort of walking sideways for fear that something has seeped through her pants.

Her teeth make me want to picth a bale of hay at her face.

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 3:19pm
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OK. It's a true story. Wearing high heels ramps up the slut-factor, so that's why we wear 'em.

An ERECT ankle and EXTENDED leg is the biological sign of sexual availability in several animal species. Anthropologists call it the “Courtship Strut”…and it's what the legs of us gals do when we sport stilettos. The high heel also elongates the leg…increases the arch of the foot, making it appear smaller….and raises your “bum” (as much as 25%)…and curves the back…which -- pushes your chest forward. Marilyn Monroe purposely had one of her high heels shortened 1/4 inch...so that she'd wiggle more when she walked.

But the whole bit about "corns" and "bunyans" and throbbing ingrown toe-nails?
One or a combination of all of these could be the reason for Miss Duff's pained expression, too...if not, a blister on the back heel because she didn't bendy-bendy-bend-out the heelbox of her shoe before wearing them.

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 4:18pm
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she's fugly.

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 4:26pm
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she looks like a donkey. HEE-HAW

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 5:12pm
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Since she met up with that poser rocker boyfriend of hers, she's gone on the cocaine diet. You'd think her agent or family would talk some sense into her...it's pretty obvious she was so much prettier when she was a few pounds heavier. I don't like the Gary Busey veneers, but......

I'D PEE IN HER BUTT.

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 6:00pm
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the shoes are cute

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 6:56pm
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i would be sad too if i had those shoes...

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 9:09pm
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The teeth (and the look in general) are the result of too much bathtub speed-it causes a loss of calcium and muscle mass and the extreme receding of the gumlines. The next step is for her teeth to rot out and her face to develop oozing sores and lesions. Party Hardy!!

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 10:06pm
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(Thanks, Cal...)

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 10:11pm
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I wonder where all that extra fat went? Wait, I got it....its in those french fries I ate last night...I've had a bad tummy since then...yuk yuk

Wednesday, June 14th, 2006 @ 1:13am
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Personally, I think that Christian Louboutin pumps are the hottest shoes and I love my black ones. But the key part of that sentence was that they are black. Why would you waste seven hundred dollars or more on ugly yellow shoes? The style is great, especially with skinny jeans (a little too wannabe Nicole Richie, I agree Natalia) but that color, yuck. I look down on Christian Louboutin for even coming out with them in that color. BUT FOR ALL WE KNOW THEY AREN'T CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN AT ALL! HA! They are probably from Walmart. She went broke after buying those fucking horseteeth.

Wednesday, June 14th, 2006 @ 1:06pm
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she turned into such a lindsay wannabe..funny how it used to be the other way around.

Wednesday, June 14th, 2006 @ 1:29pm
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shes so yesterday....lmao get it like her song, only she really is....*sighs* i crack myself up....omfg, why the hell did i just know that song, whats happening, quick someone preform an exorsims

Friday, June 23rd, 2006 @ 1:33am
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God, she's like the third olsen sister - except she's abusin it more than using it. She looks like a ridiculous horse looking anorexic blind wanna-be - she can't pull it off to save her life

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 1:42pm
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HILARY IS LIKE A 40 YEAR OLD WOMAN
HILARY THIS IS YOUR END
GO HOME AND FIND SOME DIFFERENT JOB TO DO

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 @ 12:01pm
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You people are so mean. Hilary is like one one of the normal people (in hollywood).
Think about how you would be if you had all that money and fame, it would probley all go to your head.

And yes, Hilary you do look very skinny.But all you people are saying she looked better
"chubier"!!
Hilary was never fat nor chubby!

I mean every time you judge someone, you judge yourself.
Like haven't you ever had a day where you just were in a bad mood and you wanted to just be Left Alone!

Well celeb's ALWAYS have to be in a good mood, or else it's everywhere saying that there Not down to earth and blah blah blah.

And think about it if several(like 4 or more) people were in your face taking pictures of you dont you think you would have some BAD pictures of you??!

Now I'm not defending anybody, and I'm not a big fan or anything of Hilary's, but come on these are some RUDE comments

now of course SOMBODY is going to make fun of this or make a little sassy remark but obviously you guys don't have that much purpose in life to tear people down like this.

Monday, August 21st, 2006 @ 6:10pm
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Damn, what happened to her. She used to look decent but now, eww. I knew she was getting skinnier, but damn.

Monday, October 9th, 2006 @ 3:48am
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i think she look really pretty , so what if she skinny....n the heels , pain=beauty

Saturday, January 27th, 2007 @ 9:15am
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HOW CAN PEOPLE BE SO RUDE?
COMO PUEDE HABER EN ESTE MUNDO GENTE TAN IRRESPETUOSA COMO PARA HABLAR DE UNA PERSONA DE ESA MANERA, EN MI OPINION EL QUE ESCRIBIÓ ESO ES UNA PERSONA QUE NO HA RECIBIDO EDUCACION ALGUNA Y NO CONOCE LO QUE ES EL RESPETO,, Y SI HILARY ESTÁ TRISTE,, OSEA QUE TIENE,,, SABEN ES HUMANA,, CARBUREN GENTES !!!!!, ELLA ES UNA PERSONA COMO CUALQUIER OTRA, TIENE SENTIMIENTOS,, ( NO SOY FAN DE NADIE NI NADA PARECIDO, PERO NO SOPORTO GENTE QUE NO HACE MAS QUE ABRIR LA BOCA PARA ESTAR FASTIDIANDO A LOS DEMAS,,, EN ESE CASO MEJOR QUEDENCE CALLADOS)

Saturday, February 3rd, 2007 @ 4:48am
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all you werdos stop talking bad mouth about hilary duff she is so talented use are all just jealous so get a life werdois

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007 @ 12:24pm
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Well.... You guys that think that Hilary is a fugly donkey face slut you r wrong, because she had a competition with lindsay who could be the slimmest and lindsay kept going and hilary thought she would stop so she wouldnt become annerexic {however you spell it} and your all being so damn rude, and if you think she is gay and stupid i think u r. Those fans out there stick up for yourselfs. Her teeth are proberly all betta than urs u fugly f***ing donkey teeth bitches

Monday, March 19th, 2007 @ 2:15pm
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she needs to gain some fat....(eat chocolate)or shell end up looking like a white horse.....
she used to be so beautyfu; whn she waz 16,17,but she looks like a fuckin horse

Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 9:08am
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Caroline
Why is everyone accusing Hilary Duff? Sure she's too skinny but maybe she's trying to be a good role model like showing others that we need to be skinny (In a healthy ways), her songs shows her true feeling, and her singing voice doesn't need to be perfect. Hilary supports lots of people, what did she do wrong? In those picture, it's like she's saying her life is too much to handle and hoping someone to take over. Her clothes must be hiding something like that she was picking up the wrong clothes in the morning. We all learn to grow to make mistake and she's just like us. I will always support her, I would love to travel around the world to help and supports lots of people. Where is the faith in Hilary Duff that we all love and knew? Please just don't give up on her because of her looks changed, PLEASE.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 7:41pm
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Monday, June 25th, 2007 @ 7:27pm
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those shoes do make that outfit look terible please get couler coirdanated

Sunday, July 8th, 2007 @ 3:40am
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The votes are in: Hilary you ruined yourself with the diet and the teeth veneers.you were hot before,you looked pretty with the extra weight,,now you are disgusting...

Friday, September 28th, 2007 @ 8:10am
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I can't stand celebrity horse teeth. And she's one of the worst offenders. Can't these people find a GOOD cosmetic dentist? It's not like they can't afford it.

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 11:55am
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No No No....

You guys have it all wrong. It's the new celeb fad, much like Kabbalah, it's called "power shitting". For the unenlightened, it's where you maintain a good solid "prairie dog" for as long as you can. Madonna has been doing it for years, and it's supposed to work wonders for your "chakras".

You visogoths....

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 12:09pm
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"its about making our legs and butt look fabulous"

Really?
I just borrowed my cubemate's heels and they didn't do anything for my legs or butt, I did feel naughty though.

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 12:51pm
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nodakgirl thanks for the input, you do learn something everyday. I gotta give props/credit to women, the shit you ladies go through. I believe if men had to do all that crazy stuff to get a mate the human race would be gone by now.

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 4:27pm
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kayla: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH....NOW SHUT UP!!

Friday, September 28th, 2007 @ 8:13am
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High heels, why do women torture themselves? I don't give a rat's ass if you are 2 to 4 inches taller. Odds are we are not looking at your feet or height. I actually think some guys would prefer women wear flats this way we seem taller.

I have no idea how you ladies walk around in those things.
Just say no to high heels, especially those ugly, over the rainbow type shoes.
Maybe she can click her heels a few times and wish for real acting talent.

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 11:58am
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