Jessica Alba Walking W/ Ex-Boyfriend After 2006 MTV Movie Awards

On page 5 is that a.....a.....fuqin' Qbert dress?

scootz

PS - hey bitch, the 80's called and they want their video game back.

scootz

Alba is simply nothing special and I know this sounds bad, but there's something more intolerable about an ugly whore talking about being a whore than a pretty or hot one. In this case, imagine Alba vs. Jolie.

hiphip I dont think you can compare to Jolie.. she's out of everyone elses league.. even that brazilian chick (?) VS supermodel this site is obsessed with.

Dude is that Tevin Campbell???

I didn't know she was a whore. Not happy about that

the fact that the 80's look is coming back is further evidence
that the fashion community does not care how women look
it is a joke
those pants she is wearing look like shit
and saggy tits are not attractive either
put a fucking bra on or get some implants

im geting sick of her actually..

not just becasue she is used, and passed around

If those pants were baggy, they would channel the Hammer......... but "Can't Touch This" apparently does not apply to her, because she has just revealed that she is a whore....... with style issues....... who the HELL tucks a cami into shiny pants, and then doesn't wear a bra????? I know....... the woman named Bobbie-Jo who lives in the trailer park down the way does......... she is just big hair and fake nails away from being dubbed Trailer Queen.

yeah alba go...don't be afraid to date whom ever you want ppl just jealous and bitter, fuk those loser!

Why do people think she's hot? Airheads are not hot. She's just another skinny Hollyweird invention. She'd look great hanging from a cross...

She's such a fake, i don't like her.

That's not her exboyfriend. He's the director of Honey, the movie she was in a few years back. His name is Bille Woodruff and yes, he's gay.

BILLIE WOODRUFF IS GAY!!!!!!

REPEAT:

BILLIE WOODRUFF IS GAY!!!!!!

anyway, he is just her good friend. Can a man and woman just
be friends without a rumor beginning that they are together sexually?

Someone jumps to a conclusion, and a whole load of people who think they're so damn clever follow...

OK. So it's a director of one of her movies and he's gay.
OK. SO pack 42 pounds on her -- you have a fag-hag.

im really enjoying her high waisted pants. no seriously.. i really am.

here is the thing The Kitten:
being a man i have no idea what is comfortable for women to wear
but being a man i do think i have a good idea of what is flatering or not
these type of pants add pounds.
the waistband is cinched above the waist around the bellybutton area
it accentuates any flab above and below the waistline
and only looks moderately good on very skinny women
even alba looks like she has some weight to here in those things
and we all know she doesn't

Please tell me that she is not a mudshark.

nodakgirl

OK. So it’s a director of one of her movies and he’s gay.
OK. SO pack 42 pounds on her — you have a fag-hag.

oh, nodakgirl, you made me spit out my water!!!! your too funny!!!!! i love you!!!! ;) i wish / had awesome shit to say like you!!!!! you totally rock, and lemure too!!!!!!

That guy sure looks gay with that pink thingy on... + He even has his hand wrapped in a streotypically gay manner...curses..damn you J Alba..and I thought she was better being the invisible whore among the fantastic four (wow, taht was rhythmic, wasn't it?)

She'd have to be white in order to be a mudshark. . .

MONEKY FACED HAGGARD OLD CUNT. NUFF SAID, BITCHES. PHRED, MAH MAN, WHATS UP!!???!

YourJust --
Thanks...but I honestly don't know WHERE the shit comes from(!) Really -- I don't.

Vito...somehow I don't see you getting a job as an analyst at Morgan Stanley, but you might have a shot at a National Merit Scholarship to help you at Cornell in your journey toward becoming a theoretical physicist.

duh thats billie woodruft (summit like that!), he directed Honey and they never dated

LOL NODAKGIRL I LIKE YOU. NO, I DO NOT WORK AT ANY MORGAN STANLY, AT&T, NO WALL STREET JOB, NOTHIN LIKE THAT, IM A THE MANAGER OF MY BROTHER'S BAR IN BROOKLYN. HEY, ITS NOT WHAT YOU DO THAT DEFINES YOU ITS WHO YOU ARE, RIGHT? LOL A 'theoretical physicist', NO WAY, HON, LOLOL!!!! I COULD BARELY PASS ALGEBRA IN HIGH SCHOOL!!! BUT...IF YOU CAN BELIEVE ME, I WAS NOT TOO SHABBY AT ENGLISH. LOL!! I KNOW IT DOSENT SEEM THAT WAY IN MY POSTS, BUT IMNOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT CEO/DR/LAWYER/ WALL STREET JOBS LOL, IM JUST ME, AND NODAKGIRL? IM STILL PAYIN FOR THAT COFFEE DATE!

Vito. You're gorgeous. But The "C" Word? Ewwww.
Don't ask me why -- but please substitute the word "skank" for "that" word.
There's something about seeing or hearing "that" word that makes me prefer sliding down a 12-foot razor blade naked... SMELLING "that" word? Sorry, dude. Don't play on that team...

The "C" word is reserved ONLY for the woman who steals you from me, Vito.
(grin)

NODAK, WHAT 'C' WORD? :) I COULDNT LET A WOMAN PAY........ITS IN MY SICILIAN NATUTRE :) OH JEZZUZ SLOBBA AGAIN....SHES JUST A 10 STORY PILE OF SHIT I WOULD TOUCH FOR MY OWN OCEAN LINER!!!!!!! LOL, I WASNT TRYIN TO OFFEND YOU, NODAK, YOU KNOW YOU ARE WITTY AND GREAT! AND BESIDES....YOU HATE SLOBBA TOO!!!!
GIGGETY GIGGETY GOO, IM TAKIN NODAK OUT FOR COFFEE, AND SLOBBA IS A 10 STORY PILE OF GOO. DONT LIKE MY OPINION ON SLOBBA BITCHES? FUCKIN SUCK IT AND SWALLOW!

SORRY I WOULDNT TOUCH FOR AN OCEAN LINER.......BUT TO SEE HER CUT IN HALF BY ONE WOULD BE GREAT

Nodakgirl, WHEN YOU SAID 'C' WORD, WERE YOU REFERRING TO WHAT I CALL SLOBBA? THAT 'C' WORD? I WOULD NEVER CALL YOU THAT NODAKGIRL YOUR WAY TOO SWEET AND COOL. STEALING ME FROM YOU EH? WELL, YOU AND YJJ! CAN FIGHT OVER ME. I CAN SHARE, THERES ENUF VITO TO GO AROUND LOL!
NODAKGIRL, I MUST GIVE YOU PROPS, EVEN MY GIRL YJJ! LOVES YOU!!!!! AS WELL AS ME, SWEETY. IM STILL PAYING FOR THE COFFEE!!!!! UH OH, THAT WASNT THE 'C' WORD YOU WERE SPEAKING OF WAS IT? IF IT WAS, I APOLOGIZE.
NOW I WANT PICS OF NODAKGIRL AND YOURJUSTJEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE?

nodakgirl

YourJust –
Thanks…but I honestly don’t know WHERE the shit comes from(!) Really — I don’t.

neither do i, but your freakin hysterical!!!!! keep it commin!!! :) you so rock

a romantic comedy? youve GOT to be fucking kidding me. id laugh if it went str8 to dvd!!! lol!!!!! damnit lohan shoulda stuck with the director!!!!! oh well, now 'slobba' lol is fucking him.

sheis utterly gross. i would not want to see albas “i’ve been on a strict (anorexic) diet since i was 12″ body. *gag* ALSO, alba has grown a head bigger than fucking tom cruise’s at this point. i can’t stand the conceited whore. albas…maybe below average…at BEST and she gets things like “hottest woman on the planet” ugh. just like fugly scarlett johannson. i guess im just a believer in true beauty…not people who are beautiful because everyone says they are…
PLUS, when she won at the mtv awards, she called everyone that voted for her perverts. isn’t she just the most humble and gracious little thing? stupid retard. her dane cook flick is going to bomb and ill laugh hysterically at her acting atrocities.

cammi's right, all the way on EVERY level.

john

the fact that the 80’s look is coming back is further evidence
that the fashion community does not care how women look
it is a joke
those pants she is wearing look like shit
and saggy tits are not attractive either
put a fucking bra on or get some implants

you fucking SAID it john!!!!!!!! thank you!!!!! shes so ugly and stupid i cant believe people actually think shes above average. at BEST!

NODAKGIRL?:) WHATS UP? WAIT WHEN YOU SAID IM "GOREGEOUS" YOU WERENT PULLIN A "HEATHERS" ON ME WERE YA???!!!!! CUZ THAT WOULD MAKE ME SAD. I LIKE YOU YOU ALWAYS HAVE BLASTIN SHIT TO SAY ABOUT THE......CUM DUMPSTER. WAIT, THAT WASNT THE C WORD WAS IT? IF IT WAS, PLEASE FORGIVE ME, NO DISRESPECT. ITS MY SICILAIN NATURE, I JUST DONT LIKE SLOBBA!!!!! BUT I AM A GENTLEMAN IF YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT! LOL! I REALLY AM NODAKGIRL. SO, COFFEE? YOU TELL ME ABOUT CORNELL ;)

Lunch Links - Hungry Like The Wolf

Jennifer Aniston gets slinky [Hollywood Rag]
Eva Longoria is really annoying [Egotastic]
Jenna...

i LOVE that song!!!! hungry like the wolf is one of my faves!!!

you boys just wish you could get someone as hot as jessica alba!! and you girls jealousy really isn't a cute trait. maybe you should all go back to your sad existance playing wow!!!!

It would be so nice if we could just call this woman ugly without haveing too be called jealous. Maybe we just dont like the way she looks and that is it. This girl is not in my life why would she ever want my boyfriend I didn't go to high school with her. How can someone be jealous of a woman that is not even in our lives. She's only on TV she's not even a human being to me.

by the way calling anyone jealous is not going to put an end to cruel opinions. Its only going to make the blogs and opinions about Jessica Alba even worse. Everytime someone accuses me of being jealous I make it a point to come back with an even more cruel, evil opinion about the person.

I LOVE JESSICA ALBA ...I LOVE U HONEY

yeah, he's pretty gay alright. About the "chocolate schlong" thing, I think she's an equal opportunity ho. Isn't her current beau Latino?

The guy in the pic is a video director/ dance choreagrapher. His name is Billy Woodruff and he is most definitely gay. Trust me, J.Alba did not sleep with him!

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she lost her virginity when she was 18 p.s......... random fact i thought i'd share..... also how do u kno this is her ex? and whats his name

AND ONE MO THING PPLE.......I HAVE SOME NEWS FOR ALL OF YOU! SHES REPLACING LOHAN ( WHO IS SO FUCKIN HOT ) IN SOME DANE COOK MOVIE…GET THIS, A ROMANTIC COMEDY. I CANT WAIT TILL IT FLOPS.
DONT LIKE M Y OPINION ON SLOBBA?FUCKIN SUCK IT TWICE AND SWALLOW

JOHN AND PHRED ARE THE FUCKIN BOMB. IM GLAD I AINT THE ONLY ONE WHO HATES THAT PUTRID PILE OF TOXIC WASTE.

Damn she sure does look thinner than a piece of paper!