Tara Reid shows us abusive use of Photoshop
Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

C'mon now folks, Tara Reid can't fool us...we know how she truly looks minus the make-up artists, lighting, and Photoshop gurus...
























lol...... she's wearing an aluminium foil dress....... is she attempting contact with the mother planet?
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Nope. Still not pretty.
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Actually she's trying to shield herself from radioactivity. She should have worn the dress on her head to prevent further brain damage.
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Good point senin, but that action would prove useless, as she has no brain in there, just an empty bottle of Bud Light......
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Lilyspryte: I concur but it's more like an empty Absynthe bottle.
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This has got to be one of the worst photo shoots/Photoshop jobs, ever.
Ick!
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The last two pics are very indicative of her persona...looks like she got her head dunked in the toilet to wash the mojito-induced puke out of her hair...
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I strike again! The second one is my favorite shot ... See how I gel up the front of her hair?
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Ugh, why does she always have those nasty two-inch dark roots? Is she too drunk to get all of her hair dyed or what?
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Absynthe! Goddamit, senin! You're so f*ckin' erudite and esoteric and abstruse!
GAWD, I LOVE this board! Sometimes I feel like I gotta pull an intellectual muscle as I'm forced on my tippy-toes to reach for the extreme peripheral of pop culture hipness and overall smarty-pants-know-it-all-ness.
DIG THAT!
(NIX the olives... SUGAR and a SPOON, please??!)
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PS: for a second...forget the gal's got a little Wild-Turkey-Totin monkey on her back.
Think "Bunny Liebowski."
Think "Vicky" in American Pie.
And then look at these darling snaps.
(sigh) She really WAS so incredibly CLOSE to hitting the LOTTO in Hollywood. The next Meg Ryan, maybe? How tragic! Too bad.
I've posted this question before: just HOW or WHEN did she take the LEFT turn in her career? Can you name the incident? Any ideas? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
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haha what the hell. shes like glowing..but not in a good way.
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oh and her flasher coat looks really classy...er..creepy.
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I'd pee in her butt.
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Pretty
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pretty ugly!
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used up white girls...god love em'...
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I have to compliment her on the fact that she manages to look like shit even after being photoshopped to death
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freekin blonde baked potato
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she'd fit right in .. in the mid mid to late 80's early ninties.. hair band days..
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pretty pathetic how you losers sit at your computer desks and stare @ celebrities all day and then have the fucking nerve to say they're ugly when nobody is fucking perfect. Jesus Christ, she's better looking than all of u people put together so i suggest you take a look in the mirror before you pick on somebody that is like, 100x prettier than you! Jealous much?
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her nose definently looks different in the top picture, looks like a ball sitting on the end of it in that one & the bottom one looks more narrow. aaaaaahh tara just GIVE UP!! its enough that your boobs can be used as a freaking compass for those of us needing to go NORTH or SOUTH, but actually letting people touch up your photos so they dont even look like you-- thats sad.
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I don't know how you post images, but here's one from godaddy of Amanda Beard that might win "worst photoshop touch-up" contest.
https://imagesak.godaddy.com/aaa/media/amanda_hotspot.jpg
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In spite of what you say she is still beautfull.
You all just mad you don't look as good as her.
So there.
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This has to be right after the first Am Pie... Dat biotch has huge knockers now AND looks all used up!!
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