Tera Patrick @ 2006 EXXXOTICA - Miami Beach
Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

It's a toss up for me between Tera Patrick and Jenna Jameson for who looked hotter at this EXXXOTICA event. It can be safe to say that Tera and a bunch of other pornstars probably had sex on that couch she's sitting on right now. Ooh a black light test would indeed reveal some nastiness there...






















The close up is a bit scary. She has a funky complexion - but who'd be looking at that anyway...
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Why is this site praising whores anyway? All you guys must long to be saturated in VD. Under those black shorts is a horrible outbreak of red blistery herpes just waiting to claim its next victim. Nasty.
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I hate animal print clothes, shoes, bags, car seat covers, rugs, bed spreads, hell, anything draped in animal print that isn't actually that animal...........
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The animal print is supposed to say, "I'm sooooo exotic and wild in bed!!"
This site is glamorizing whores more & more, mainly to piss off the female readers, I think. Nothing wrong with guys having a good laugh but there is nothing fair or equitable about this site.
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I don't think "a black light test would indeed reveal some nastiness there…" is glamorizing whores--sounds like he knows what's up down there, if ya know what I mean.
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Jude, he's talking about the couch.........
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72th? Sweet Jesus, man! There was no where near enough boob in those shots to keep me from missing that.
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I agree Morgan
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i hate when i see girls wearing shorts with high heels and fancy shirts. it just doesnt look right. it looks stupid to me. slacks would be acceptable, or a skirt. or even panties if they really want. but..shorts? what??
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I know he's talking about the couch, but the nastiness on it is coming from Tera's and the other pornstars' "bits"--that was my point.
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The kicker is she won't work with black guys and she's not lilly white OWW! What a hippo-crite.
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Why are pornstars all of a sudden getting so much media attention? I don't understand it. Must be a sign of the times.
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Another ugly bitch without make up ! looks just like a guy and her husband is such a dumb fuck ass hole ! what a lovely couple !
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Just to comment on LL about Tera Patrick. She is definitely one the most beautiful porn stars in the world dude! And if she doesn't wanna work with black guys who cares, her choice. Personally I just blame it on her having good taste. Nothing's worse than seeing a beauty with some ugly black dude. Not all black guys are bad but fuck man, did you look at the ones working in the porn industry? They are hideous in comparison to the other spanish/white or whatever other male stars. A woman with good taste doesn't desecrate her beauty. In a sense, this particular component of entertainment is a celebration of beauty, both female and male. Thank goodness she hasn't sold out like Sylvia Saint......what she's been doing with those guys is disgusting..(looks bad anyway, no wonder they don't show the guy's face). And another thing, she isn't black, she's part red indian!
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Kallel you fuckin racist. if i could get at you i would cut your foot off with my machet.
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Hahahah, thats fuckin' hilarious. I would like to see a video of you cutting off his foot. I agree with Kallel black men look weird fuckin' white girls. Asians even more so. But Tera Patrick looks like she is super skinny now a days, maybe she does Meth, how Hollywood.
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Surely you are aware the ability to go out and change/adapt, because of less cover,
is very different from being completed shielded and inhuman-
also relatedly, What lurks beneath Jenna.......
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Funny I was checking out these picts of her and I couldn't get over now nice her facial features are... not to mention (cough cough) In a way, I really think it's a shame that she's working in p0rn because she's just do damn sexy.
But then again when think about all the stress relief she's helped with by making therapeutic movies I can't complain that much.
but I do wish she had something else to fall back on after modeling other than this.
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hi Tera! Beautiful you are so delicious so curveaceous and so and so on. right! you are a queen a goddess. don't care about those guys saying you are a racist. no! it's something real in your industry. i'm sure that if u could do anything to change that kind of segregation, u would. but i'm sure that may be if u meet a handsome black it would be the element that would change the general image given. I love u so! I hope we'll meet one day and it will be soon if things work as I wish. I'm a black guy and I love you no matter what people say about U. biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig kisses!!!!!!!!!!!!! see you soon...
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My favorite pornstar. :)
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personally I think Lily Thai is way hotter
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