Toni Braxton Wardrobe Malfunction Show @ The 2006 World Cup

HOLY SHIT!
what is she wearing a diaper
jesus christ!
that is the most unattractive wardrobe malfunction i have ever seen

yeah what is that?

someone needs to fire the person that choses her clothes! Wearing a dress like that 1st one a windy day is just asking for a malfunction...and the 2nd dress is just ugly!

Bleeding like a stuck pig.

Riding the cotton pony.

Aunt Rosie's in town.

still looking good for a 50 year old. still pokable.

Yessss! But also NOOOooooooooooo!! (*by the way Toni Braxton was born Oct. 7, 1968,so she's only 37 yrs old). Toni Braxton is H-O-T!, but what the hell are those panties?! The back looks fine, but what is all that bulkiness in the front?!! Yech! Toni Braxton's been pushing the sex envelope ever since she did that Vibe magazine semi-nude spread years ago. She really doesn't push her music lately as much as she pushes her sexiness. BUT DAMN, change your panties; it ruins the whole fantasy!! ARRRGGGGHHH!!

If you take notice to pis 8-9 the bunch in the front of her panties seems to be some sort of panty liner or pad, She must be on the rag..........FUNNY SHIT!

RE: Links

Yes, it's true I have a 10" limp schlong. I am a member of the LPSG going under the handle DonkeyDick1977 as to avoid the media attention about Screech's huge cock, but hey it's out now so WTF. I'm a shower not a grower: erect I'm only about 11.5", 12" if I'm "super horny" (you guys know what I'm talking about). It takes a lot of blood to fill this thing up. I don't get light headed or anything but it's tiring sometimes.

I'm also at risk of losing my house so if you ingrates could check out that link "that'd be greeaaaat."

If you have any questions about my gigantic schlong, go right ahead.

Ewww.

WTFF!

I think she fractured her vulva. She's sporting a cast.

Thats a sanitary pad, which has blood stains (in Pic 1). She obviously has her periods.
Showing any external signs of this is a big faux pas.

SHE'S 50?! thats not true is it?
.... but still, her dress, it splits right at her crotch.
did she not know that?
come on, it's a family show.

good shit nodakgirl

those are some fugly shoes in the background of the first pic

Imagine if she had gone COMMANDO...

She is still hot (37 aint that old!) but I wish she would stop ho'ing (she is a mother now for crying out loud) and just do some decent music instead. Wearing a dress like that whilst on reds is just plain wrong too.

I use to think this chick was hot. I suppose she still will be when I get over my initial revulsion.

.duh.wearing that kind of dress with big diaper and strain on it...wht could be worse.

I know that these boys are great! They're Italian.....Latin blood baby! Una fatsha una ratsha(That's what they say about Greeks and Italians)and I'm sure that the italian part is not rigth written..... So sorry because I don't know Italian.....

Actually Il Divo are not Italian. They are: Spanish, French, American and Swiss.

Vile slut

OK. This should go without saying: NO WAY does that first snap have anything to do with menses! How ridiculous! Everyone knows that for a major performance event, a female celebrity PAYS someone to have her period for her!

At least she has nice legs and a nice ass but seriously WTF was she thinking?

22-estelle- Il Divo are not Italian (they don't even look Italian, except for maybe the dark, Spanish one), but their manager, Simon Cowell, does tend to portray them as being Italian. Btw, did you mean to say 'Una festa'?

Why did she bother wearing the dress at all?

Why is the stain on her pad purple?

Okay.

This is the same winch that wore the toilet paper dress to the Grammy's. That should have been your first hint to this chick's tackiness. These pictures do not surprise me at all

I just can't find the right words......

How do you type the word(s) for throwing up your lunch violently at the sight of Toni's seepage??!!

Projectile vomit????

Malfunction: a failure to function normally

That is NOT a wardrobe malfunction, the slapper knew exactly how the dress would appear and probably chose it because of this reason. Dirty bitch.

Exactly! She seems pretty darn happy that the dress is flowing in the wind. Actually, she seems to be helping it in some pics. C'mon...if your butt is naked and your dress is lifted up to your head...you will probably notice! And I am sure she tried it before the show too. I also doubt that's a pad, cause she doesn't have it with the other dress. I think it could be depends??
Whatever the case, this set of photos was very disturbing!

Hermie--
Y'know what? I was thinking the SAME thing.
The reason "why" I know this, is because a good gal-pal of mine suffers from cistitis. She never KNOWS when she might "let loose"...it's inoperable/correctable. Her anxiety about not knowing "when" is just as worse as the condition itself. So? She wears Depends! She's in her late 30s...and she has to wear them. We go to a concert or on an airplane? She's gotta wear them -- because she NEVER knows WHEN or IF something will happen.
THAT's how I know all about Depends.

So, I was thinking either a) Toni's got cistitis, too...or b) she her handlers could NOT absolutely SURELY guarantee her about WHEN or WHERE she would be able to tinkle if she needed and they couldn't guarantee her anything more than a porta-potty or a stadium stall. And since she's a celebrity (one who spends a grand month on flowers)...and she's gonna be "weird" about public toilets (Barbra Streisand insists that ALL toilets in her hotels she stays have NEW TOILET LIDS installed)...Toni opts, instead, to wear DEPENDS when she performs -- probably with a nice pair of SPANKS to help smooth-down the "bulk." But that crotch? Looks EXACTLY like a Depends. And gotta think she's wearing the pantihose UNDER them -- and if she pees? Then she just pees thru the pantyhose into her Depends.

Gee, I wish this paint were hurry-up and dry....
It's so challenging be sooooooo busy in my life.

hehe, in the first first bloody pad pic. it looks like some woman is twisting fuck outta her ankle...ouch

Toni's a short man with a tiny dick.

JUST TO PUT THIS TO REST ONCE AND FOR ALL - Both dresses, by Roberto Cavalli, were made with CORSET BODICES to hold the material right onto a woman's form. Both dresses and attached corsets have SNAP-ON ATTACHMENTS AT THE CROTCH to keep the corset from buckling at the waist. What you see is the "flesh-coloured" support of the corset (you can ask a Cavalli rep yourself, and yes, "flesh-coloured" means "to match Caucasian skin").
NO, SHE WAS NOT WEARING A PAD, the corset attachment is actually being worn over her own thong underwear which is causing it to bulk up. The "stain" everyone keeps talking about was added in postwork to the photo - some people have too much time on their hands.
NO, IT WAS NOT WINDY ON EITHER DAY - the producers wanted a fan blowing to keep the smoke from the pyrotechnics from crowding the stage (didn't decide to post pictures of those sparks in the background, did anybody?). The fans were NOT RUN DURING REHEARSAL so Toni and her production team were not aware that it would be there during the performance that evening. In fact, the fan wasn't even on stage until that night. The later excuse to Toni's team was that there was some kind of "language barrier".
The pink dress is actually split quite high, but usually stays closed further down - however, it simply was not made for performance. Also, no one mentions that the breast showing didn't happen during the performance at all (which was televised), the photo was snapped as she was just exiting the field and she raised her arms to wave to fans.
Come on, people. Why must our minds go right for the worst scenarios?

I dunno. Cuz we're all Bastardly assholes?

Golly...and for today's "offer-up," I was going to suggest that she was board with a roll of masking tape and decided to just "ball-up" a fistfull and tape it to her crotch.

Thanks to that wonderful explanation from someonewhowas there...I won't have to post that suggestion.

Oh. Wait a minute. I just did.
Anyhoo...thanks for alleviating the anxiety, "someone." Because I was also going to suggest that it wasn't a nipple, but a BAD Kaposi's Sarcoma...and that Toni's got only 11 weeks to live...

Uh..."bored."
Today's operative, too, btw.

geez .. a tampon wouldn't have hurt her for a few hours... well unless she's allergic.

I'm with digglesworth. Slammin' body for her age.

ughhh...a black nipple
not a black PERSON'S nipple, a black coloured nipple.
and who wears pads wityh gowns?
WHO THE HELL WEARS PADS FOR THAT MATTER? POWER TO THE TAMPONS

And O.m.G please cut these photos I can't stand looking at them anymore!

i'd still tap it on her forehead. pic 6, great terd cutter. i've done worse tho.

Eeek. Somebody should have worn a tampon that day and that wardrobe malfunction would have gone much more smoothly.