Remembering Angelina Jolie: An Old School Photo Shoot
Wednesday, June 14th, 2006 early in the evening, before sex by Moe

- Jennifer Aniston or Condi Rice: You Decide
- Pussycat Dolls in Blender
- Charlie Sheen's New Girlfriend
- Use My Computer dude shows off Eva Mendes. My God...
- People's Hottest Bachelors 2006
- Orangina needs a manicure
- Jenna Elfman: Scientologists Gone Wild!
- Ashlee Simpson Loves Her Breasts
- Inside Mariah's Closet Doors
- Nicole Kidman may be carrying Keith Urban's latest release
- Britney Spears To Travel To Namibia
- Jewel is an alcoholic
- A Major Marvel Comics Character Unmasked!
- Nicole Kidman is NOT Pregnant, Right?
- Move over Cathy, K-Fed's an Even Bigger Choc-a-Holic!
- Nick Cannon Sex Tape...so the fuck DOESN'T have a sex tape now?
- You guys gotta taste the hottness in this Tuna!!
Related in a Scandalous way:
- Flashback: Angelina Jolie & A Horse Make Photo Shoot Love. Ow!
- Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt @ 2008 Film Independent's Spirit Awards
- Bastardly MILF Institute Grants Admission To Angelina Jolie
- Angelina Jole & Brad Pitt @ "Inglourious Basterds" Premiere in Cannes
- Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie @ 64th Annual Golden Globe Awards

























Looks like she's trying to give birth in these pictures. What's up with the legs?
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Page 4 pic 1 is smokin. Page 5 pic 1 makes me wonder what those lips would feel like, downstairs. Haha, you all know what I'm talkin about, yeah.
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i like how hollywood tuna is calling those chicks
"glamour models"
they are all porn-stars
eonugh with the euphamisms
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Who woulda thought she would be popping out Brad Pitts baby......yuck!
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umm...looking very cheap...both the photoshoot and Angelina......
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Her face looks hot but what's up with all them poses...they got her looking like she gotta take a shit. I still love her though
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okay she looks waaay different now...why
not because she got older, her facial structure is way different
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She definitely has gotten hotter with age. But i can't stand how skinny she is. But yeah she's pretty but she kinda looks like a spider. too scrawny.
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no shes def hotter in these. now her face looks like its made of plastic
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What ridiculous photos.
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looks like bai ling's photoshoot
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she looked better with more weight on her, IMO, even in this cheap, bowlegged shoot
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What a Whore!!!
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pretty OK, just average blah blah blah yada yada!!!! heard it all before. Im going to sleep this whole entire site sucks.!@
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angie's a WHORE! angie's a WHORE! "close your vagina". "My vagina can't close it's to wide"!
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very pretty, but she so had a nose-job
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WOW. she needs to go back to that look. I like the eyebrows and makeup.
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Ya know.....you're all pretty much retarded. Especially Ashley. But retarded in an honest, sort of...I-wanna-throttle-her kind of retarded. So, I guess you could say her comment was so witty, I felt sorry for her. Critisizm here is pretty bad...not even convincing enough. Even for me.
Oh, and by the way - Ange would be hotter than any of YOU on any GIVEN day of the week. That's why she's THERE...and you're all HERE.
O-snap.
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This woman is a thing of the past. She got knocked up by grandad pitt.
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Without makeup, I doubt she'd be "hot at any given day of the week". And she is given the opportunity to act and enter the movie industry, however for some of us we do not have her talent, that's why she's up "there" and we are "here".
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sarahhh:
you seem quick to anger
next time i suggest when you are feeling yourself
getting all hot and bothered and get ready
to bang away on the keyboard
take a quick step back and actually read the post that has raised your ire
it will only take a second
your first clue that i was NOT talking about angelina jolie
should have been that every thing was plural
"chickS" "glamour modelS"
so i was obviously not talking about a single person
now you seem like an angelina fan so i can understand
you missing the links below her pictures
but if you check those out you see there is this one
"You guys gotta taste the hottness in this Tuna!!"
and if you go back an check my post a little more closely
you will see i mentioned Hollywood Tuna
the website that you will be taken to if you click that link
those are the porn stars i was talking about
i will paitently await your appology
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what do you mean for some of us we don't have her talent? we're just as talented as she is, our talent just lies elsewhere, i'e' not at whoring ourselves up. Many of us, most of us are just as pretty, or even prettier, but the world needs us, not to entertain, but to make the world go round. So in all ways, we are better than her, she's on the same level as a clown, a pretty and rich clown, very entertaining. But if she died, the world will not be at a loss.
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My friend looks a lot like Angelina but my friend is waaaay hotter. Her name is Legha, she is persian and she is a singer in a group called ROUGE. Their website is www.rougeworld.com. Check it out. She is the one with the green eyes, long hair, that resembles miss Jolie.
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Hmm, I've seen her look better. She kind looks like an old tranny tweaker here.
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no she's there and Im here cause her daddy was in the business.
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exactly. talent? she's not a good actor. The Tomb Raiders hardly takes skill, Original Sin is borderline prono, Beyond borders and Alexander were crap movies and the flopped. She is only good at playing psychos, or in other words playing herself. Mr. and Mrs Smith was only a big hit cuz everyone knew that they were an item and he was still married. So dont tell me she's a good actress. please.
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geefee, thank you! That's what I keep saying over and over again. She's a terrible actress and she's made some gawdawful "films". Of course the fanatics will cite her awards--please--maids and nannies are voting in the Oscars, she's hardly a thespian.
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Angelina is way overrated. I think she tries too hard to be "dark and edgy" and it comes off as just being plain nuts. If it weren't for her father, good looks, and psycho behavior I don't believe she'd be where she is now.
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I don't like the photos very much but I still think she's beautiful.
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I don't care if she pretty she still a whore! You think just because she pretty and a celebrity by a mircale, she can't be a whore? I heard that when woman fuck a lot of men and have kids there vagina get wide as the grand canyon.
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Don't get mad at me if angie has a big vagina, she did it. Get mad at her and tell her to stop fucking other people's men.
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Yeah AB Libby im retared, let's see what you said and see who's really retared.-----"But retarded in an honest, sort of…I-wanna-throttle-her kind of retarded.", "So, I guess you could say her comment was so witty, I felt sorry for her.", "That’s why she’s THERE…and you’re all HERE.", "O-snap. " You don't make a crap load of sence. Your the one whos retarded BITCH. So before your retared ass goes calling other people retared because your a sad lonely bitch....Go to work so you can make your rent, 5 dolla suckie suckie.
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Haha Ashley. You're funny, in a sad kind of way. I think it's clear who's retared here.
Even though this blog has a fair amount of unfunny trolls, it's good to know that guys like Ashley can be its saving grace. Keep fighting the good fight!
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John you're supposed to post about things on other websites, um, on other websites.
You've developed an approach that whenever you dont like someone's post, you make a personal comment ('quick to anger' 'you seem reasonable' etc) which you have NO authority to judge from a computer screen- you just do it because you think it will get under the persons skin the fastest.
Shows how bright you are to think you know a person by reading your monitor- AND posting in the wrong place.
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Dustin Diamond your gay in a sad kind of way, go lick your daddy's dick and your mama's tit!
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LOL, insanity reigns!
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and what are you doing pecarrie?
judging my intelligence from a screen
judging my intentions according to what i post
where do you get your authority?
I judge people by what they post
if i'm wrong they should feel free to set me straight
or ignore me
doesn't make much of a difference one way or another
sarahh made an asumption about my post without really understanding what i was saying, and said i was a "fucking retard"
is that the post of someone that is not angry?
we are all doing the same thing here
and i am not the first person to make a post about the links
for you to single me out leads me to belive you have been holding a grudge
you seemed to be a good sport in the previous post
and i thought you understood i was fucking around
but evidently i was wrong
thank you for setting me straight
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I knew you were going to jump to that one. But the dumbness of your posts is easier to judge than someone's private character. A posts is a post, not a personality or temperament, etc.
Yes I said something that makes you think you can fit me into a little box in your mind. That's funny. I can screw with you by typing in here.
Besides, I wasnt a good sport in the previous post. You didnt understand it. That was my intention. Never would I try to actually be on even terms with you...
Like people give a shit what you think of them anyway?
Maybe you can figure it out this time: miror and brick.
BTW, learn how to capitalize.
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pecarrie
do you not like me?
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She's so friggin annoying with that pouty-I'm-so-sexy stare...actually, she's CREEPY and pretentious...AND TALENTED??? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...ah....good one. Thanks for the laugh...talented...HA...that's funny....I never knew stealing another woman's man required talent. I always thought it required a lack of morals...
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I love how threatened most women are by Angelina Jolie.
She's probably one of the reasons I started questioning my sexuality during my teenage years. Gia? HELLO NURSE.
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EWW! Gay BITCH get off of here.
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I'd rather see gay bitches get off on here.
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TEAM CHINNIFERS NEVER SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT ANGELINA. GET OVER IT!!
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Angelina Jolie is so ANNOYING!!!!!!! She sucks. BIG TIME.
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Cocaine. It's a hell ova drug
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It is great seeing how she has grown and changed. Thanks for the Angelina pictures
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she a damn crackhead. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Here’s a photo of Mariah’s biggest stalker. He’s kinda crazy. And having just read some of his comments on one celeb heights website (Mariah’s page) where he’s arguing with a little girl about high heels, I’m also thinking he’s a homosexual. He’s actually wearing the same lip color as Mariah
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b251/Nateg69/hiiiiii.jpg
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overrated.
scrawny legs
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How cool. I think it is great looking back too seeing how people have changed.
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she definatly has no hips ..
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She has the most ugly knees ever and her body has no curve to it . straight like a boy but with some weired legs and no waist , nice tits and nice hair . her face is weired and she sucks as an actress . i am so bored of my mind , i prefer 100 times better jennifer for talent .
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Ashley is quite right when she speaks about Angelina.
How can Pitt left her wife to that, she must have eaten his dick raw.
"who care about her being there and us being here ???"
that's fucking stupid, she is no carpenter's daughter, idiot ! (bush voter)
I don't think she is to thin, someone says so here, I think she has the right size, no anorexia troubles, maybe cause she's gone to africa buy a kid.
I don't think she had plastic surgery though, people always compare her with her pictures from when whe was a teen, which is stupid cause you change, a lot.
Notice she did not adopt the ugliest kid (Madox)
she could have picked a very ugly one, sick, but "hey I did not do so cause I'm worth it)
she chose the kid cause he was cute and that's discusting, I've seen plenty of uglies.
she can pretend to be what she wants, we know who whe is.
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I like you libby you are right ashley sucks probably looks like aniston
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Well, everyone has a right their point of view and opinion. so anyways... yawn. Angelina is...ok...nothing you can't see on the cat walk.
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john, are you a fucking retard? this is angelina jolie, she is not at a lowly porn star status. sure, she's a bit slutty, but she is an a-lister nontheless. do some research.
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"very pretty, but she so had a nose-job"- Go suck a weenie!
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Dustin Diamond your gay in a sad kind of way, go lick your daddy's dick and suck your mama's tit!
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you are totally right phred. Just being a celebrity doesn't make anybody better than the "normal folks." I think Angelina's beautiful, and she has done some good things in her life, but she's just human like the rest of us.
she's a homewrecker. she took billy Bob from someone else and now she took brad from Jen. I think the marriage won't last just b/c quality man won't be stolen, but it really would be funnier if she left Brad. And Emi-Blodt. Grow-up and stop the damm blind worship. she's just human and had her nose reduced like everybody in hollywood
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What is she trying to lick her boob? Yea that's talent. lol
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The poses are cracking me up but I love me some Angelina
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Hey thanks for sharing. I really like them. She seems to have a pretty good sense of humor I'm sure she laughs at some of these
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" Looks like she’s trying to give birth in these pictures. What’s up with the legs? "
If she didnt stand thay way.. the skirt would fall right to the floor.. there is nothing there to hold it up.
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You can tell these are from when she was starting off. I always like seeing the changes. It's like America Idol the before and after once they've been styled. I bet she looks at these pictures and laugh or smile. Nothing wrong with them. Great to see her growing instead of staying stuck in one mode
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Ummm, tried to click the ad it wasn't clickable for me
I think Angelina is extremely attractive. It is great seeing some pictures where she wasn't so polished. I bet she was laughing inside at some of these poses.
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Ouch, some of these poses look awkward. She's still beautiful though
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