Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Alba sucks a lollipop! OW!

I hate it, HATE IT, when women wear dresses with pants..........

Whats next "Jessica Alba takes a dump, a real big one."

Again, because I like to repeat myself: I LOVE JESSICA ALBA! Hell, my wife thinks she's hot which makes her doubly frickin' hot, (both my wife AND Jessica Alba). I think all the different outfits she wears in these pics look great on her. DAMN! she's so frickin' cute!!

yer wifey's a shithead

too skinng

I love her too Rocoje! She is cool and she looks great too

I am a woman and not a lesbian and think she is great.The women are just jelous and would kill to look like her.The men would not turn her down.And if they say other wise, they are either lying or have bad taste!...lol

just jumped on to the site for a sec & my god!

first photo made my day, baby!

yes..she is hot..but here, she looks like someone's grandma who snuck out of the hospital and went straight to church..

Look at those eyebrows. She's intensely sucking that lolly. The shape of the hand is near spot on, but the jaw is a little exaggerated. But you know she heard about my gigantic limp schlong and is fantasizing about coercing it to achtung! Curiousity is what it is.

dat big guy has some big ass legs! anybody know if she knows him?

shes look ugly in those pics. Like a nun with no fashion sense.

hopefully tommorow we can see

"Alba cutting grass!"

"Jessica Alba scratching her feet"

"Alba eating a mushroom"

"Jessica blinks!!"

"Throwing an apple in the trash bin- JA"

wow.. this site has hit an all time low.

She's just dressed comfy im sure she doesn't think she's all fashionista here ... she's just being comfortable and looks great doing it.

Bad bad look... dress and sweatpants. You'd think if you were a celebrity you could afford some jeans or something and a regular shirt... but at least this look is better than when she wears leggings.

Will you post someone else? Please....Like I said let's see R&B singer tweet,Amerie, or Kylie Minogue...anything but her...

To the owner of this site....are you like a stalker or some shit? Seriously...don't you have a life other than being focused on others? Someone has way too much time on their hands.

I talked a little bit about the terrible burden of having a large member here. Jen's real nice about it: she let's me watch porn while we're doing it. My favorite is am/pro-am lesbian. Australia's got some good content but the States dribbles some out every now and then.

Oh yeah, that and fetish misogyny and mummification bondage. Who's got the duct tape?

@Blahze

This is "Bastardly Breaking News!" I think the point is to cover only the most important and non-trivial things famous people do.

Bastardly Breaking News! Blahze posts a message on the internet!

Fucking shit, she IS getting skinny.

i *do* like the fashion choice. but i'm pretty neutral about her........

how can i hate someone that so often gets funny words flowing in the comment section ??? :)

Small lolly pop, maybe she'd like a bigger one ... part 3.

Dustin Diamond you're a loser wank faking out you can pull shit off like that through a message box. Keep the fantasies in your head dude. Miss Maddy, your lame ass is on this site along with all of the rest of us, so shut

the

fuck

up

bitch.

karmasabitch,

The dude who posted this told us to come up with better fantasies. About me not being Dustin Diamond, how TF do you know any better? Doesn't really matter. If you want to press it, I promise if you ask nicely 5 times in 5 seperate comments (for a total of 5 comments), I'll give you an answer. Each post has to be different and amusing. I'll get you to contribute something useful to this post yet.

I can tell you're an angsty girl in her early teens, which gives me another fantasy altogether. I won't go into details here, and I think Ashley Parker Angel said it best, so I'll link to the youtube video.

My fantasy (new Ashley Parker Angel single)

Some good advise you'll find helpful

karmasabitch,

The dude who posted this told us to come up with better fantasies. About me not being Dustin Diamond, how TF do you know either way? Odds are I'm not but who knows. I'd show you my drivers license but I had to sell my scanner cause my fucking house is being foreclosed.

I can tell you're an angsty girl in her early teens, which gives me another fantasy altogether. I won't go into details here, and I think Ashley Parker Angel said it best, so I'll link to the youtube video.

My fantasy (new Ashley Parker Angel single)

PS: bastardly seems to have issues so apologies (not to you though, bitch) if this post in it's other incarnations shows up.

Wiseman

Nothing special here people, just another slab of meat from the meat market. Just move along like good little naive kiddies.

YOU SAID IT AND YOU TRULY ARE A WISE MAN. IM GETTING SO SICK OF EVERYTHING SHE DOES UNLESS SHE FUCKING KEELS OVER AND DIES IN A STENCH RIDDEN SCUM POND. ALSO:
Blahze

hopefully tommorow we can see

“Alba cutting grass!”

“Jessica Alba scratching her feet”

“Alba eating a mushroom”

“Jessica blinks!!”

“Throwing an apple in the trash bin- JA”

wow.. this site has hit an all time low.

YOU FUCKIN SAID. FUCKIN SUCK IT SLOBBA WORSHIPPERS, SHES AN OLD 10 STORY PILE OF 30 YEAR OLD TREASH, AND NOW SHES LOOKING LIKE SHE BELONGS IN A NURSING HOME. GO AHEAD, LET HER SUCK YOUR DICKS, I DOUBT SHED KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH A COCK IF YOU SHOWED HER A POP UP BOOK AND READ THE CAPTIONS TO HER STUPID AIR HEADED SELF. WHAT A FUCKIN PUBLICITY STUNT. WE GET IT, M AND J, YOU LOVE HER. WE FUCKIN GET IT

LOL JEALOUS AND BUCK NASTY!!! I HAVE SOME NEWS FOR ALL OF YOU! SHES REPLACING LOHAN IN SOME DANE COOK MOVIE...GET THIS, A ROMANTIC COMEDY. I CANT WAIT TILL IT FLOPS. DIDNT SHE SAY SHE WAS RETIRING? NOOOOO!!!!!!! THE UGLY STUCK UP FAT CUNT IS STILL REELING FROM HER EGO-BOOSTING GIG AS THE HOST OF MTV AND HER SHITTIEST PERFORMANCE AWARD. FIXED, JUST LIKE THE BUSH ELECTIONS, BITCHES. HER HEAD IS SO SWOLLEN, I THINK ITS ALMOST AS BIG AS HER NASTY PUSSY HOLE.
DONT LIKE M Y OPINION ON SLOBBA?FUCKIN SUCK IT TWICE AND SWALLOW

gross. i would not want to see albas "i've been on a strict (anorexic) diet since i was 12" body naked. *gag* even tho now shes so fat poor cash must have to fuck her folds.

YEAH, NO DOYFEE!!! SDHES A HAGGARD OLD PILE OF UNWASHED PMS-ED OUT SHIT. I WOULD PAY ANY AMOUNT TO WATCH HER CRY AND DIE
DONT LIKE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY? FUCKIN SUCK IT SLOBBA WORSHIPPERS

the headline shoulda been "jessica alba sucks". every woman has a combination of face, tits, ass and pussy. to think that she is the be all end all of it is nonsense. besides her personality in the mtv awards thing ruined her.

this chick is getting old.. ive never liked her that much given she has zero talent but this is just getting ridiculous.. and anyone that compres her to agelina jolie should be bodyslammed

ninja

the headline shoulda been “jessica alba sucks”. every woman has a combination of face, tits, ass and pussy. to think that she is the be all end all of it is nonsense. besides her personality in the mtv awards thing ruined her.

karmasabitch

this chick is getting old.. ive never liked her that much given she has zero talent but this is just getting ridiculous.. and anyone that compres her to agelina jolie should be bodyslammed
LOL!!!!!!!!!
oh, karmaisabitch and ninja i agree with all that. whats ridiculous is that these retards keep acting like she shits chocolate turds when shes realy an ugly haggard skank! look at her bug eyes and she called the pple who voted her (CAUGH-FIXED! CAUGH!) for her award pervs!!!! what gives, bitch, make up your mind!!! oh, right i forgot she has none. vito, keep up the posts you always make me laugh out loud!!!!

JESSICA PLEASE EAT!!!!

She pretty!!! Skinny or not. Will not fat, if she was fat then ya'll would be saying soooo fat look at those fat thighs and butt!!!

You are my candy girl, and you've got me wanting you...

a romantic comedy!!!! i thought that slut was retiring!!!!! nooooooooooo!!!! vito say it isnt so!!!!!! cash warren must have to use nose plugs when he fucks her

im not a fan of what she is wearing in those pics but ffs leave the girl alone .. its very rare that she gets it wrong with fashion, the girl is a fashion icon .. i absolutely idolise her as gorgeous as she is she is so down to earth and has this cheeky innocence about her .. i love her she rocks s2

shes so fucking ugly so shut up

sorry i didnt mean to hit that so many times, i realy didnt. ok, and YourJustJEALOUS! bastardly breaking news! jessica alba blinks!
bastardly breaking news! jessica abla buys milk!
bastardly breaking news! jessica alba takes one step on robertson!
you get the picture, guys.
get over her!!!!!!!! shes so boring oand overrated!!!!!!!!!!!

and ugly as hell

i think bobby and ashley are the same person

LOL CAMMI!!!!! I HAVE ONE TOO
BASTARDLY BREAKING NEWS!!!! JESSICA ALBA IS A WASTE OF SPACE!
BASTARDLY BREAKING NEWS!!!! JESSICA ALBA FARTS IN A JAR AND MAKES
MOELICIOUS AND JACKSON SMELL IT!
BASTARDLY BREAKING NEWS!!!! JESSICA ALBA PICKS HER NOSE AND WE WANT TO
EAT HER BOOGERS!

BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE: " JESSICA ALBA BUYS AN APPLE, THEN FUCKING
CHOKES ON IT AND DIES.
GIGGETY GIGGETY GOO, IF YOU DONT LIKE MY OPINION ON SLOBBA FUCKIN FUCK YOU.

LLLOOOOOVE HER HAIR!

who ever made this website should be shot !
It pointless, and the comment posting section is for people who have nothing better to do!

WELL, EDEN, THEN GET THE FUCK OFF THE FUCKIN SITE.
AND SUCK IT AND SWALLOW

vito i love you :) yeah, get off the site if its for "losers"!!! then what are YOU eden?

better than Paris Hilton fucking a camel?

VITO, u need to get a fucking life.

It's not nice to say bad things about girls adored by other people... I'm sure you know how annoying it is, just like someone saying bad things about a particular type of music.

yer... erotic 0.0

25tolife, shut up, vitos hilarious! again, just b/cuz he dosent like her dosent mean hes a looser, dumbass. if you look at ALL the comments above, vito is not the ONLY ONE!!!!
now, suck on THAT, looser!

58# Sorry, lol, im laughing, im sure its you VITO again, go and scratch yourself to a phonebox or something you nab

"FU all JA Haters"

oh, fuck you

ugly.

Nothing special here people, just another slab of meat from the meat market. Just move along like good little naive kiddies.

Does anyone have a copy of Photoshop I can borrow?

Dustin Diamond - admit it, you may have ten inches, but you can't get it up. I saw the photo of your girlfriend, that can't be helping.

Buck Nasty

Whats next “Jessica Alba takes a dump, a real big one.”

THANK you!!!!!! nah itll prolly be something like, breaking news! albatross drives a car! albatross picks her nasty feet! albatross smiles for the camera....for the billionth time, ok ok, we all get it, shes your oracle, your LOVE. fuck THAT! no jealousy here, i KNOW im a sexy little thing, but.......i AM jealous of heidi klum and gisele and carmen electra and jamie pressley!!!! now THEY are some FINE ASS women!!!!!!!!

alba has grown a head bigger than fucking tom cruise's at this point. i can't stand the conceited whore. also, albas...average...at best and she gets things like "hottest woman on the planet" ugh. just like fugly scarlett johannson. i guess im just a believer in true beauty...not people who are beautiful because everyone says they are!!!... plus, when she won at the (caugh! FIXED! caugh! )mtv awards, she called everyone that voted for her "perverts". WTF????!!! isn't she just the most humble and gracious little thing? does anyone watch romantic comedies?
are they ever quality?
i sound like a crotchety old man, but remember when we had romantic comedies like "when harry met sally..."
even if she WERE cute, jessica alba has zero charisma.

She pretty!!! Skinny or not. Will not fat, if she was fat then ya’ll would be saying soooo fat look at those fat thighs and butt!!!

shes so fucking ugly so shut up

eww...sweatpants with dress make an ugly combo

shes so fucking ugly so shut up

i have a different lolli for her to suck on..part 2

shes so fucking ugly so shut up