Jessica Simpson flaunts her boobies for Maxim
Friday, June 16th, 2006 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson
...and Joe Simpson continues to whore-out his money making machine.
-Carmen Electra's down on her boobs???
-Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria topless...commence wanking.
-New Janet Jackson being released Monday, June 19th!...and she's not fat!
-Victoria Silvstedt is lucky
-Jessica Simpson got some work done?
-Lindsay Lohan: Too Young to Drink but Not Too Young For Bruce Willis
-Jennifer Aniston has a sense of humor
-Have Brangelina at your next party
-If Jay-Z doesn't drink Cristal, then I don't anymore either...like I ever really started
-Let's take a look at Josie Maran
-All Over Laura Bush!
-Now that Brandon's in on the Joke, It's Over
-Victoria Beckham - Fairy Godmother???
-I still don't understand how Carmen Electra could be down on her boobs?!?!?
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That crazy wig makes her look milfy. I hope she's lactating! I'm parched.
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Her breasts aren't on the big side anymore. She dieted and exercised them away, so I'm sure this is just one of the many things airbrushing and computer enhancement did for her here.
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^^ I think you're going to have to prove it.
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yeah prove it hotmoma
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her lips look like hell
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agree with hotmoma i didn't know what caused jessica mania. but i often don't 'see' things and my spelling sucks so what do i know ??? :)
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I think jessica's sex appeal is way overhyped by the media. yeah, she's attractive, but if she is so damn hot, then why did no one notice when she came out as a singer before? the connections she made through her father and show are getting her a lot of extra attention.
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Get your own Team Fire Crotch t-shirt
http://alligotwasthistshirt.blogspot.com/
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jessica'll look cute and "fairly" non-virgin in a while...that's more then we can hope for most celebrities...like all other girls like her lindsay is fucking who she wants...we have no problems with it...
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....meanwhile big steve will be hanging with these cats in Ulan Bataar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYu-IGTYNPk&search=mongolians
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That's about as hot as a "Got Milk" ad.
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Nice boobs. Awkward face.
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She looks good here.
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She's freaking hoooot
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She has something very very artificial about her face. Looks way too plasticky most of the time like a badly made factory doll.
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I'd pee in her butt.
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pic of her recently have a completey effing different nose.. either she had a nose transplant or photoshop went into overdrive for this cover.
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SHES HAD:
1. boob job because when she lost weight they drooped really badly
2. An eyebrow lift to make her eyes look bigger
3. Lips plumped
4. nose contoured..
but i still love her.
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Wtf...I liked her nose and lips much better before. And the hair too. She doesn't even look like herself anymore, and it's not an improvement. And one of her breasts looks significantly bigger than the other and I don't think it's a shadow. Her surgeries didn't turn out as well as her sisters'.
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check it:
http://gonzofolio.iadopor.de/adriana/images/29070176.jpg
http://gonzofolio.iadopor.de/adriana/images/29070177.jpg
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Jessica simpson got noticed for shit! she is so annoying and I'm getting so tired of her dumb bimbo ass!!!!!!
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I always wondered who was that girl.
hum, who is she by the way ?
she's known for what ? singing ?
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Last nite, I found some pictures of her from 1999. I wanked hard, and then blew all over her tits whic is an achievement for me since I weigh over 280lbs. It was such a nice treat before bed. Shes always been hot though I prefer her long blonde hair.
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I don't see the big fuss about this chick. She's just average. I've had two kids and I look better than her. My tits are bigger too. And they're real.
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and I hate her eyes. dead looking
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oh, and: http://gonzofolio.iadopor.de/adriana/images/31070109.jpg
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JESSICA IS A FUCKING WHORE. JESSICA IS A FUCKING SLUT. JESSICA IS A FUCKING BITCH. JESSICA IS A FUCKING CUNT.
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