The Bastardly Minute With... Tila Nguyen

haha I hate that asian slut. Famous for nothing, what an accomplishment. Id let her blow me, if she begged.

Nasty and needs to lose some weight. Too damn chubby...butterface.

She's cute, but that whole Asian slut thing is so overdone..."Wheee, I like to ride the Vietnamese spinfuck chair!" is the motif here, I think.

Why don't you do that forbidden girl Jackie-O? This one's sooo overrated.

I liked her before the whole "Tila Tequila World Domination" era, but you have to admit, she's banking thanks to myspace.

And am I the only who thinks this bitch is full of herself? My god!....trailor park trash at it's best.

She can't sing if her life depended on it. She requested me as a friend like 5 times after I denied her chinc ass. God she's annoying.

aklin.. she's about 100-105 and 5'0.. she's not chubby. unless you think everyone should be nicole richie's size. you have serious problems. anyways. tila tequila is her band's name i think..

Me love you long time Joe. Suckee,suckee 20 dollar,no fuckee in coolie 30 dolla.

The first time I saw a photo of this chick I thought she had a cute heart-shaped face, nice little body. That said, she looks like a trashy whore with a bad attitude and if I ran into her in a club I might have to beat her ass. She definitely has the California punk look down pat. Don't know anything about her music but I'm not curious.

She's sexy and gorgeous. I lover her style. She's on my friend list and she doesn't act the way any of you described her. Haters...*rolls eyes*

Lisa S. Since when was E.T gorgeous?

Wrong belly chain - should say TRASHY MIDGET.

she is not 5 foot. she is 4 11

Senin!

ok

1. why is this chick important?
2. why do people find her attractive
3. ANYONE CAN TAKE PICS WITH THEIR SNATCH OUT
4. anyone who becomes a 'celeb' via myspace can lick chewbacca's balls, because its the fucking internet
5. she looks like a preying mantis and therefore is not hot

i almost fell out of my chair laughing when i read the words "trashy midget" under her pictures

Oh Tila, baby you're getting ripped to shreds here. Where's the love? Besides the fact that everyone here spitting vitriol would stuff his cock into Tila's orifices in a heartbeat, she's probably the same conceited batch she always was "back in the day". What else happens when every guy you meet worships the ground you walk on? There's not need to get all this superfluous crap like a "singing career" get in the way of appreciating Tila for the role she plays: to look good, dress scantily and be jerked off to. I still think she serves that role admirably.

If someone should be slagged, it's Ashlee Simpson, who also can't sing for shit AND looks like a bag of shit. Now that's useless.
(and if 4'11", 95lbs. is fat, then I most certainly have a chubby fetish)

This broad ain't nothing you can't get in any vietnamese brothel for some change. She got nothin on Masuimi Max: http://forum.moejackson.com/comments.php?DiscussionID=248&page=1#Item_4

for the record i am chick. this chick thinks that one looks like an alien insect and does not understand the hype. its that simple.

and as for her rank attittude, i have seen her with my own 2 eyes bragging about how shes cool this and that via myspace and how she can get free this and free that from her stardom. if i heard anyone saying that id laugh in their face, especially a trashy midget.

and amen about masuimi, now that is one hot bitch

She is sooooo overrated. She was on a reality show on VH1 a few years back and when the bitch spoke, she sounded like a dude. Her music will be garbage.

who is that girl ???

She looks like a hooker I saw the other day. Same bikini, fishnet stockings the works.

I love this chick! i'd love to come home to her

I don't know who she is, but she's cute.

ha ha, hooker.

Haha..this skank was on that Ted Nugent "reality" show. She dumb as a brick. I seen hotter at the local Pho restaurants.

Ugly face. Cute body, but nothing special. 90% of the people who know she is are the ones who live on Myspace.

doesn't this chick sing?

hmm i'm i the only person on this board that didn't know of her before this post ???????yeah guess so....

I was reading a bio about her and it said she went thru some "confused stage" where at one time she joined a "cholo gang" because she thought she was hispanic, then she thought she was black at one time...WTH? Someone was snorting too much coke. She looks like a fly...99 percent of the people on myspace have her on their list as well as forbidden, who is way prettier..but to each their on.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tila_Tequila

cute from angles...but it is tight...

disgusting with a cheap ass tattoo. She is ugly, i hate her cheap poses and her cheap look and she is ugly and she doesnt desewve to be a famous, rich celeb.

also how many plastic surgeries did she have to erase her asian deatures ans turn her into this weird thing?

Is there a "sideshow circus freak act" in porno? I bet there is and she's the main attraction.

OK! WHAT HAPPENED 2 BASTARDLY???????????????????????????????
I USE TO LOVE THI SITE... it used to post pics of BEAUTIES such as Adriana Lima and Allessandra...now u keep on posting cheep sluts! scik! they are sooo ugly!

senin...you are killing me!! that was priceless!

Rock on Bitchy Bitcher...

mm nice crotch shots. am i the only one who thinks shes bangin?

As I said before..she looks like a damn fly...

One word: class...

(HeHateMe: I watched that Ted Nugent show just because of Tila! Damn, she's was fuckin' HOT then!)
I found out about this girl 4 years ago or so when I thought she was nobody, just a trashy "model" on the web with a couple of short girl-girl videos (ummm...yummy!); then she started sending out e-mails to her "friends" saying she was starting a band, then she was starting a clothes line, but less frequently the "modeling" thing. Then last year I saw her on the front of, I believe, STUFF magazine. It said her name was Tila Tequila and she was the most looked for person on the web, (or something like that). I said the same thing, that's Tila Nguyen, who the hell is Tila Tequila?!! But after that I never heard anything about her, so now she's one of those sluts who are famous for being famous, so she can push her mediocre hard rock/punk "music" and a non-existing clothes line to people, (unless the clothes are in brothels and adult book/video stores).

Don't know who this bitch is-but I could ram her for awhile!

Worst voice in the world. More horrible than Cassie. At least Cassie is a natural beauty. This girl is just asian trash.

fuck you Nancy, i'm a short bitchy asian girl, problem? not all of us can look like adriana lima

Hey Jameson, I'm curious what do you have against asians?

Haha Jameson, that's just pathetic.

Anyway, this girl added me and 99% of Myspace seems to love her. For proof, go see her profile. I think she's hot, but she's got zero talent. You can't win them all, I guess.

there are thousands of hot slutty skanks on myspace so i have no idea what stands out about this one

Damn, how can people post racist comments like that?? I am 300% white and I don't understand how people can be so retarded. So if you were born Asian, what would you do? You don't chose the family you are going to grow up with, you don't chose your origins, you just have to live with it the best way you can. If that girl was saying bad things about America or whatever, I could understand why you would refer to her asian origins, but here... You guys must have real problems with yourselves. Self-esteem needs to be taken care of, seriously.

Oh well, this being said, that girl does look like a whore.

Here’s a photo of Mariah’s biggest stalker. He’s kinda crazy. And having just read some of his comments on one celeb heights website (Mariah’s page) where he’s arguing with a little girl about high heels, I’m also thinking he’s a homosexual. He’s actually wearing the same lip color as Mariah
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b251/Nateg69/hiiiiii.jpg

i'd love to fuck this chick in the ass..you'd like to see her face.I'm sure she has a big pussy.look at her underwear.mmm..

I'm half vietnamese (my mom) and half chinese (my dad). I don't know who this girl is. Unless she's half caucasian, half vietnamese, she definitely had a nose job, a boob job, an eyelid job (since real vietnamese eyes don't look caucasian like that).

gosh,when I look at her photos further, she looks like a porn star. Normal vietnamese girls don't look slutty like that.

(Rocoje: I watched that Ted Nugent show just because of Tila! Damn, she’s was fuckin’ HOT then!) You could tell she was trying to do anything to get face time (boobie time). Ted's final assessment of her was spot on. Gold digg'n ho's driving me crazy, i can't take it no mo.

She's cute but I am sick of the asian slut thing...flat chested, flat assed women dressed in pink knee high socks and plaid school uniforms- it's all so nauseating. Ever see asian porn? Yeah. Come on ladies, get a new M.O.

She's pretty, anyone who says she is not is just jealous. I dont care how her attitude is, but she's pretty.......and for racists here, why dont you kill all asians, so no more asian posting? if you dont have guts to kill, just shut your fucking mouth!!!!!!!

Donno, but her face is very round and flat...just like her chest and ass...can only be called cute, not pretty. Most Asian girls are cute...there are a few that have very distinct features on the face, which to me is attractive.

she looks like she'd fuck you to death or totally ignore you.

she looks like gumby's old nemises the blockheads
http://mag.awn.com/issue10.07/10.07images/raiti05_Blockheads.jpg

Yeah she is not ultra hot, but some of these posts are REALLY racist. Some of the humour has crossed the line between a little light banter and straight up racism.

Yes, she's half French.

who would be jealous of some attention whore skank? There's nothing to be jealous of..just because someone doesn't like this broad doesn't make them a jealous person. stfu...she's just your average, fat faced asian craving for sex,money,attention, and drugs.

Tila's a cross between a hobbit and Shrek. Not trying to harsh...but hey that's just me.

racist white people. how freaking typical of you crackers. let me correct you white ass crackers on how to spell CHINC. its actually spelled chink. yes we are a bunch of chinks and as for you, you are a a bunch of crackers. go back to you country. LOL! i have to agree with you crackers though, tila is a whore. myspace whore and just a whore.

She's the most retarded person in the world. The only reason why she's so huge on Myspace is because she's banging Tom! Tom does things for her in exchange for her diahrrea crotch! Wanna see who this girl really is? Check out this profile (http://www.myspace.com/saygoodbyetoliars) with her pics that classmates of her have submitted around Myspace, but had their profiles deleted because of course she had them deleted. Also, she deleted her blog of asking her friends to send her 1 dollar a piece because she had over 1 million friends, and she deleted a blog where she explains how she can never be fake. Plus on top of that she bragged (in her blog) about giving money to charity called Feed The Children, but she said she won't brag about it everywhere because she doesnt want to be famous for that, but she'll brag about getting red bull whenever she wants. She also writes how her parents are proud of her! What kind of parents would be proud of their child selling their body/ making porn/ and being a conceited ET looking whore? As for the racist comments, that's just mean. There shouldn't be any race hate here, just stupid wannabe celebrity who has no reason to be conceited. Seriously you guys check out that profile and read the blogs...I outline the truth because she can't do it and her fans are too retarded to even realize it. Also, if you agree, which a lot of you do, add me and hopefully we can bring this stupid whore down so she can be conceited about being poor.

shes the sexiest girl of the world.... all u haters out their.. ur all fukin gay.. if u think shes ugly... look in the damn mirror ... jalousy is a motherfucker

Wow I gues Asians are gerting into the whore market usually filled with white trash whores. Oh well equal oppurtunity I guess. She's hot but why degrade herself by having her croth in everyones face. Parents must be so proud. LOL.

Come on!
How can you hate that twisted little sex pot! Just because she never answered your fan mail or barely knows you exists doesnt mean you have to bash Tila. I hate it when people cram celebrities, even if you dont think she a celeb, shes doing a hell of alot more than you are! Shes a normal person like the rest of us. And to the guys that think Tila is a slut yet you'll sleep with her, you should really start counting all the girls and or men you slept with in the past month, now whos the slut.

everyone in here is gay and needs to get a freakin life, including myself. I can't believe you guys are spending your time sitting on the computer hating on someone who obviously can care less about you. So stop it YOU PATHETIC LOSERS!

Lol, the comments are funny because I agree. I also think she is way over rated for someone who is in playboy. In one of her pictures on myspace, she shows the magazine she is in and a crap load of hundreds next to it and she put a comment that said "Hard fucking work pays off." Hard work? All she does is take off her clothes and poses for horney people, anyone could do that, but a lot of people choose not to because they have respect for themselves and their body, why would her parents be proud of that? She's a slutty, stupid girl who has two personalities Tila and "Jane." Can you say crazy?

Hm. I think her face is messed up..it kinda looks stretched out or something. It's worse when she smiles. She does have a good (but fake) body, I'll give her credit for that.

I don't see why she's getting so much attention now. I've known about her since I was in the 7th grade (I'm a high school senior, btw). She was really trashy, but not as trashy as she is now in my opinion. One of my friends went to a car show and he got the chance to meet her. He said that she was really pimply and..trashy. lol.

So what if she was the first Asian girl to be Playboy's Cyber Girl of the Month? I think there are way more prettier Asians that actually have talent. She's just an overrated hoebag. Ha.

And for the record, only her boobs are fake. She's 1/4 French, not half. I'm not too sure on her height, but she says she's 5 foot.

She is a hoe. matter of fact, the bitch look like she got in the face with a steel toe boot.
Tila Tequila my ass. i would have to be drunk to look at that butterface.

I've looked around many sites and all she does in her interviews is say one thing on a subject, but says something else on another. She's a liar and a fake. I don't even think she ever mentioned she was 1/4 french! that's a new one.

Guys check out my site. for tila fans and tila haters.

truth-of-tila.tk

1 word: Pathetic.

Is Tila's breasts real or fake?? I m just curious... Please reply back this question cuz I want to know!!! In fact, its impossible that she has a huge breasts cuz she is too small. eh...

Isn't it obvious? Her breasts are fake, her boobs use to be A's than she got a boob job and now i think they're C's. She admitts it in her offical Tila page and she also admitts it in an interview in Import Tuner. How many 4'11 asian chicks do you know with natural C cups?

I also can't stand the way she sounds when she sings, it's just so horrible! I wish she would shut the hell up, she thinks her music is all punk and shit and when she does concerts she dresses like a punk/goth with extremely slutty clothes. She's a fucking poser!! Have any of you ever seen the pictures of her in concert? You could nearly see everything! She should just stay with posing nude.

Seriously, if you think she is a ho and a nosy bitch. Why do you even care too write long forum threads about her?

She just gets more publicity that way

They post for all the same reasons. To voice themselves. Duh. :/

I think she's a cute little asians, I don't see too many asian girls who are actually ugly. I do agree though, she's overrated.

Word!

She uglee....oh please without all the makeup.....ewww....my eyes...hurts.....
But if you cut off the head..sexy! Too bad the boobs ain't real..

fuck all niggers

FUCK ALL OF YOU! BUNCH OF SCUM ASS LOSERS

All of you females who are trashing Tila's looks are just jealous. I am sure that she is hotter than 99.9% of you. Way hotter!!!

Catty, catty, catty...

To Chuck: I'm not jealous. I know I look better & I don't need to post pics to prove it. That's how confident I am; I don't need tons of people to tell me whether I look good or not.

Tila looks like a cat...or some kinda animal. She's hideous..

hey that gurl is fuckin hot if u dont thik shes hot u guy r just plain dumb

Oh? I don't think we're jealous of Tila.

More like very bitter towards society because it pays people for being hobags the same amount it pays people who work their asses off in medical school and become a doctor. Not to mention...Tila is ungrateful for her status, does no one any good except maybe horny immature men (by enhancing their masturbation methods), she's uneducated, mean, concieted, and definitely not modest.

If you're hot, you win. If you're not, you get plastic surgery and then become hot. You still win. It's all about looks these days. Well, I say goodbye to humanity. Because if all anyone ever cares about now is pleasing their dicks, then hey. Let's just all stop what we're doing, and have a big massive fucking orgy. With Tila. And you can come too, Tom.

The guys who like her only like her because she's showing skin. Like their dicks care whether or not her face is hot? And if you think SHE'S hot...then god. You people have LOW ass standards for Asian women. It's a shame, she's the best you've seen. Also on the OTHER hand, I'm an Asian female but I don't expect guys to be like Oh My God. HOTNESS. So shut up about being racist. Just because someone is not interested in Asian girls does not mean that they are RACIST. Just because they label her Asian does not mean they're being racist. Okay? Yeah.

No hard feelings. Really.

P.S- Since when was sexy being trashy? I thought sexy was inviting yet subtle at the same time, not wearing fucking scraps pieces of cloth and singing songs about people's boyfriends wanting to fuck you... And...You really need to find a better come back than "YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS." We missed the memo....everyone in the world is INDEED jealous of fake, ugly whores? Haha yeah ok, right on. Right. On.

Agreed that bastardly used to be a lot more interesting. Most of you who now post comments on here do so simply for the sake of postwhoredom. Grow a brain, learn to spell and be able to express basic sense in your posts, rinse & repeat, and then come back.

97Wayless, your comment was spot fucking on. You pretty much just said exactly what I've been thinking and feeling for ages but didn't know how to articulate. Thank you so much for doing that. It's not Tila I hate per se; she's just a symptom of a society that I hate. I'm an Asian female living in L.A., so the obsession with looks is particularly acute here. I guess Tila lives nearby too, doesn't she? West Hollywood, I heard. That said, she is very odd-looking, bordering on ugly with a short, stumpy body, no talent, and an embarrassingly bad single. As a Vietnamese person, I am truly mortified! But men being the pigs that they are, yes, they would indeed fuck her if she was up for it. But they'd fuck me too and probably you also. So yeah, I hate L.A., I hate Asian fetishists, I hate men, I hate our society. Oh, what the heck. I hate Tila too. Heh. It would help if she had a better attitude and weren't so stupid. But only just a little.

[...] This leads me to Tila Tequila. Personally, I think she’s pretty hot. I wouldn’t bother posting pictures of her otherwise. Now, as you might recall, recently she was promoting her new single, “I Love U”, and even took the time to film a quick video for The Bastardly answering several questions from our infamous Bastardly Mini-Questionnaire. Much appreciated from our end. [...]

i for one hate the shyt outta tila. but at the same time give her props cuz she has balls and i think thats what everyone is hating on her for. cuz she speaks her mind and doesnt give a fk. hey im a short biitchy asian girl but dat dont make me no hoe. look at all the mexicans and blacks wit thier baby drama. the whites for thier stupidity. and i guess the azns for TILA. every race has problems. so no one should be racist. everyones just hatin cuz shes made it big and really didnt have to do shyt to get it. cuz im sure if u were in her shoes ppl would talk shyt like everyone in here is. SHES UGLY. we all know that. SHES FAKE. duh! but so is 90% of celebrities as well as regular ppl in america. so what makes you guys hate her more? cuz shes famous. now thats seriously arrogant and pathetic. cuz im sure none of u know who she really is. maybe she acts like that for show. who knows. everyone on here is just talkin shyt and hatin but i bet if u guys met her all you shyt talkers would be a pussy or a biitch and not say shyt!

hilarious!

http://www.kungfumike.net/archives/tila_tequila_is_a_fucking_liar.phtml

okay, you fucking haters need to calm the fuck down. I don't like her myself, but seriously, you bitches are tripping, it's her life, let the bitch do whatever she wants. People do things because they want to & it's their career, but they don't do it to be judged by the way or what they do in their job. If i was Tila and i was reading this, i'd take this very offensively 'cause it's fucking rude to judge someone you don't even know. so what if she's a queen on myspace? If you don't like her, then fuck off her ass. She's pretty. pretty people = bitches with attitude. [like 80%] i know someone who's much worse than Tila & doesn't even care about other people's feelings, im ashamed to see these comments 'cause it reminds me of [HER].

Hahaha this is to funny. Who would've thought this chick who used to strip at a Houston strip cub Michael's would become this popular over something so dumb. Damn I even knew her girlfriend back then Tina Pham. I know some shit about you girl.

come guys, you've gotta admit tilas' a really nice set of racks

Who has real boobs now anyway? I don't really think thats a reason to hate, everyone has them now Your little VS models pretty much all have them too. I have an article on the 10 best boob jobs and Adriana Lima ranks on that list. Tila's cute, not over the top hot, but cute. And with professional make-up/Photoshop, anyone can look hot. She is kinda annoying though.

I think it's a shame that all we can focus on is her ethnicity. Let's face it, she is a ho but a ho with business savvy. Who else could make a career out of, well, absolutely nothing?? Being trailer park trash has nothing to do with being Vietnamese, that is an international problem. Having said all that, there are sure enough Americans out there who enjoy her show and her personality to make her famous.

this poor gurrrrl must feel very alone in life, even though surrounded by a buncha fake ass people.....ADVISE TILA TEQUILA. STOP BEING A SELFISH BITCH. AND USE YOUR FAME FOR SOCIAL AWARENESS . FIND A CAUSE. MAKE A DIFFERENCE. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN YOUR ASS IS OLD AND SAGGIN.

dude there's a lot of models who show off their bodies etc... its society...get over it, and focus on something important, like researching the cure for cancer make your pathetic lives worthwhile

why r yu all trippin for? juss bcuz she speak her mind dun mean she a bitch. juss bcus she asian dun mean she a slut. i think there r mor white girls who r sluts than asian. so yall bettr shut yo mouth & stik a cock up it bcuz its tru. yall needa step bak and calm the fukk down, cuss yur cmnts dun help her reallize her mistakes, but i hope mine shows yu how dum and stupid yakl r for hattin .

yes i dun givvvaa shit if yu mad at me for this comment, ill juss say fuk it, yu kno what im sayin is tru . ;]

OK. Let's get something straight.
Pad Thai Noodles and Kung Pao Chicken are among my fave dishes -- and a hearty bowl of Pho is awesome on a January afternoon in the Upper Midwest. But if these postings of these Asian tramps continues...Jackson: I fear I might never look at Pan-Asian food the same anymore. You're spoiling it all for me.

In short: your ho's messin' with my Pho!

Again with the Trannies.

"Chewbaca" LMAO!!!

You guys are funny. Keep it coming

i just love the expression on her face in the top picture on page 6. that weird, surprised toothless grin is priceless

I knew it.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0714051dui1.html

I didn't know she was half "French".ahahaha

Also, short bitchy asian girls should die. i.e., Tila.

Bobo, you like a god damn gorilla! Shut the fuck up chinc and go get laid. Or go eat some rice. lmao!

and i also agree wit yo ho hoes.

I would love to see a picture of Jackson. Asian men are RARELY hot

Aklin I think she is very full of herself, like I said, I liked her before she got all mainstream. I just don't like the fact that people consider them musicians when they're Godly famous and sing horribly. Whatever happen to real music? Real musicians, the true artists? They're a dying breed...sigh and Tila is leading the way with this too.

You know, the society and Tila Nguyen couldn't care less about the comments you guys posted on here. It's how the world works. Your comment complaining about how everyone in the world today is skanky and slutty, isn't gonna do anything. You can't hide in your basement forever, accept it, or do something about it. Don't make whining comments about how oh the world is oh so "whorrifying" now, because it has no effect.

Also, Tila Nguyen is, better than average. She does look a bit strange in some photos, but she looks alright in some too.

what makes you people important enough to say anything about her i mean i don't like her but i hate all reality shows and there stars but you're all talking shit like what you say is important in stead of sitting home bashing celebs go out and have a life jesus grow up they are people just like you except they are not jealous of you and they got famous stop being jealous