Where to classify Shauna Sand? Babes, Buttafaces, Uglies?
Friday, June 16th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

I ain't gonna deny here...I totally think this chick's body is bangin! But this chick is a model, right? Shouldn't she know how to smile for the camera or is this "non-cool look of death" what's hot on the streets? That itself makes me wonder if she truly fits the buttaface profile?

























Would need a bag if you ask me. Wonderful body, but the face has issues.
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yes, definetly butterface. shauna sand..is she a pornstar?
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Total Butta - nasty hair.
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Check out her website: www.shaunasand.com
Good job airbrushing her face.
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gross tranny hooker.
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I don't see "model" I see pornstar...she does have a bangin' body but she is probably hoping it isn't her face you are looking at!!!
I hate it when women put lipstick outside their "lip lines" and those plastic shoes look like shit...butta......butta...butt, butt, butt
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i'd bag it...killer package tho...
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noway
this is not a buttaface
lets save those bags, for when they are needed..
this chick is smoking
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i take that back
i went to the website
is she a tranny?
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Thats some nasty shit man. She probably has a 12 inch dick.
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I wouldn't even give her the honor of being a butta. From the neck up, she just looks like one of those homely broads who's getting by with five pounds of makeup. Not an ugly, just kinda "meh."
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those shoes are ridiculous
looks like she had to perform the evil step-sister surgery just to get into them
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Damn, butta face scarier than Freddy Krueger's!
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ewwww! I can only focus on those tit-awful transparent shoes from which her toes are splaying like hungry piglets. She should tone down on the slap as well, the trowelled on effect ruins her full lips and small nose... tut tut.
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Man face, hot bod.
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If this is the bitch that went out w/Lorenzo Lamas she has HUGE nipples, she was in Playboy years ago. She should be in Playedboy now, shes beat,an A1 butta.
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this 'model' was in playboy and is a pretty well known playmate/star fucker/child producer....ummm yea.....hugh's taste in bitches really sucks
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her dress looks like she paid a dollar for it, made of some ugly cheap material ans she looks cheap too. she's ugly.
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Bag on standby....
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[...] Here are a few snaps of Crissy Moran from the same glamourcon event we got those pictures of Shauna Sand. I like staring at Crissy’s boobs but what’s the deal with “twistys”??? [...]
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Dirty, greasy, harsh face.
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BROWNBAG HER!
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Oh I would definitely have to brown bag this chick.
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Her makeup is atrocious. She could be hot with a makeover.
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Lose the hooker shoes and consider dying your hair a dark color.
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Definitely a butterface... but I duno it might be just the overdone makeup. She prolly would look decent and less transvestite-ish if she layed off the drawn black eyebrows and black eyeliner.
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I agree with cocola.
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BROWNBAG HER DAMN IT! Total buttaface...
Great body though...
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the least she could do is lighten her eyebrows a bit to match her fake hair color.. either way tho ... bag her.
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Great body. Plastic surgery does wonders. Too bad her face doesn't look good for a 35 year old chick.
I'd hit it but have to put a bag over her face. I'm sure Lorenzo got tired of looking at her while he was screwing.
Looks like a Worn out $10 whore.
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looks so damn cheap. not completely ugly. average.
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was a fan,but shes such a snob and lookin like a 3 dollar ho nowadays
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come on,folks! Shauna is smoking hot!!!! some of you are way too picky.
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come on,folks, give me a break!!! shauna is smokin" hot!! has been for many years
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OMFFFG! "The Shoes". "THE SHOES".
... and now, "THE DRESS".
Please, someone take this Guy shopping, and ask for a few extra bags.
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The face is messed up.
BUUTTTAAA
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yes, definetly butterface
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Without the greasepaint and the collagen she'd be just another Milwaukee carhop lookin' to date up the police chief's dim-witted son.
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Is this the bitch that used to date Lorenzo Lamas?????
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Oh, those shoes are awful too.
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