Bastardly Breaking News! Kate Moss not snorting cocaine
Monday, June 19th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Good to see that Kate Moss is on her way to looking clean, or atleast not getting caught on film. Let's quickly reminisce about Kate's lesbianism. Okay, she's just on the cell phone here....

























I couldn't give less of a shit about this useless piece of insipid flesh that the fashion industry continues to shove down our throats...
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whoa Melissa Joan Hart's career really has gone down the shitter...when did she become Kate's assistant?
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Those sandals are butt ugly, however they pale in caomparison to MJH's tree stump legs. It's like an accident scene - you know you shouldn't look but you do anyway.
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"Good to see that Kate Moss is on her way to looking clean"
Well, not completely clean. She's got a cigarette going in the first pic.
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I like her.
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Afternoon Clean Up: Lara Flynn Boyle's filling out her bathing suit a little better these days
• Now let's see how long it is before some magazine is calling Lara a heifer. • Laugh at Colin Farrell's dance lessons all you want, but he could probably still kill you with one pinky finger. [PITNB] •...
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Melissa looks like a humpback whale next to Kate. Her dress looks like my grandma's table cloth.
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whoaa major cankles on that girl in the printed dress. i almost feel sorry for her its so bad.
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these are the ugliest shoes i have seen in my life...and i bet the idiot paid 300 for them....
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Thats not Melisa.....
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so pretty....
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i like kate moss- but her legs aren't exactally 'long' are they?
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Someone top the fucking bitch, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!
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her legs are so crooked
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I bet when your name is kate moss people pay you 300 to wear ugly shoes...
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Well Kate is the perfect example of celebrity that can afford "eccentric" habits like using drugs, disregarding the publicity...
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