Elisha Cuthbert stars in My Giant 2
Monday, June 19th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Following in the footsteps of Billy Crystal and Gheorge Muresan, coming soon will be My Giant 2, starring Elisha Cuthbert and quite possibly the tallest woman I've ever seen. Ever.
























ha ha... :)
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awww she looks like a midget lol
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it looks like a ventriloquist with their dummy........i think i saw her lips move
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Sarahhh
I like that disclaimer -- "sorry for the typo, bitches!"
Can I use that?
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To quote the great King Julian, "Welcome giant freaks!".
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Namb...... NEW YORK GIAAAAAANTS!!
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Cuthbert is 5'4" so that giant is 6'?
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That's one big bitch. I wonder if she has a gianormos snatch too?? hello heeelloooooooo,hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooo
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"FREAK!"
"BEHEMOTH!"
"THAT'S A HUUUGE BITCH!!"
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[...] Wow, this is almost as bad a Elisha Cuthbert starring in My Giant 2. [...]
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she is hot. did you see old school?
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She's like 4'9'' that's why they look like giants
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA.
that slut needs a boyfriend from the fifth grade to come along with her height well. LMAO.
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that would be one hot Ménage à trois
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i guess that posing next to fat people not only makes you look skinner, but standing next to an 8 feet tall ogre makes you look cuter. who woulda thunk it?
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Post # 2 she's in a big ugly bith sandwich, llooks like fucking Olive Oil
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skinnier** sorry for the typo bitches!
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Bitch bitch bitch. look only 1 L Icunt type for shit
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