PDA Queen/Transvestite Horseface, Tori Spelling, Has Sexy Horsie Legs
Monday, June 19th, 2006 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
I swear, every photoset I've seen of these two, there's at least one photo in which they're making out. It appears as if Tori's desperately trying to prove to the world that this dude really loves her. Very sad, indeed.
I wanna marry Tori too, God damn it!!!
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definitely a horse face
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why isn't the brown bag out?
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Hardcore butterface.
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I don't think her legs look good. They're everyday legs.
Those pictures of Jessica Biel are great. Even when she's working out at what would be, with anyone else, awkward angles, she looks beautiful. And she's in amazing shape.
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she is gross & i'm sure her legs are covered in cellulite.
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>>Hardcore butterface. >>
AHAH!!!! Soooo true...
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I feel sorry for her, if i were her i'd be so desperate, no make up/plastic surgeon/designer clothes/(insert anything that usually helps women look better) will do good things to her, so sad........
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Ditto on Jessica Biel, athletic woman are damn hot.
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She is not beautifull......What a Pity....Hi,hi,hi,hi !!!!!!!!!!
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Don't forget she said she is virile, not fertile.. poor dude.. Really put hubby down there.
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OK boys and girls...let's get out our papers and pencils for MATH CLASS...
Aaron Spelling was born in 1923. How old is he? (83)
Aaron Spelling's wife, Candy, was born in 1945. How old is she? (61)
Agreed(?): Aaron Spelling is already beating the odds for not kacking yet; could happen in the next half-dozen years...Candy could kick the bucket tomorrow or in 20 years.
Aaron Spelling has only two kids: Tori and Randy
Aaron Spelling's personal fortune -- estimated at $390 million
How many millions will Tori likely inherit in the next few years when Dad dies? ($90 or more). And when Mom dies? (Another $90-$100 million.)
If not, bastardly...Dean McDermott is "FEDERLINELY." He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. He's slithery and calculating. He traded in his wife, son and newly-adopted daughter and intends to have his lips attached to Tori's silicone-enhanced teat for as LONG as she'll have him -- while his hands are rifling thru her purse when she's not looking. (BONUS: he's assured of at least a COUPLE of TV roles as long as Tori's Dad's alive, too!) One enterprising Hollywood dude...gives Canada a bad name.
I love Canada, did I tell you that?
The worst outcome? BOTH of these people have horsey-faces!!! They'll spawn a whole HERD of Hollywood Horsey-Faced Brats... The HORROR of Horsey-faces!
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Typo, bitches. TEET.
How udderly my bad.
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her nose in the last picture
looks like that of a pug
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Dad is dead
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Nodakgirl I think u have fucking ESP.... Wow...
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Dee:
I didn't mean to kill him...honest.
Wow. Just got back from my 4-day big shindig in the desert. No news media or internet. So, I about fell off my chair when I got back to civilization. Dean McDermott must be pinching himself and drinking Kristal nonstop, huh? The bastard must be giggling and talking to himself in the bathroom mirror every morning about how DAMN LUCKY he got with stumbling into the Tori Gravy Train when he did. In Hollywood TIMING is EVERYTHING, baby...
OK, so since we're on the subject of ESP, how about this one:
Within the next year, we'll learn unequivocally that "Yes, she was murdered." A witness to Marilyn Monroe's murder will be spilling the beans in the near future because he (the witness) is dying of cancer. He'll detail how her death was ordered by the JFK Administration -- but not JFK himself. He had too many "protectors" for that to happen. Actaully, it will be Bobby Kennedy who had more blood on his hands than Jack did.
I also predict I will sell my condo on August 17th and I'll break a fingernail before this Sunday.
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