Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Biel does her stretches!



Remember kids, if you want to be toned and fit like Jessica Biel, be sure to properly warm up and stretch prior to exercise! Except, if you are hot like Jessica Biel, then please wear some tight stretchy pants rather than whatever the hell Jessica is teasing us with today.

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The least this ¨star¨ (and I use the term roughly) could do is buy some shorts without holes in the ass if she´s going to be posing all pretty for the camera...

Tuesday, June 20th, 2006 @ 12:34pm
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hmm jessica had a body double for the nude segments in the film 'london'. yes that's all i want to add. sorry... :)

Tuesday, June 20th, 2006 @ 12:38pm
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Born in Ely, Minnesota; raised in Boulder, CO.
Doesn't get more tree-hugger, public-radio-listening, birkenstock-wearing than that.
It's likely that she shits granola.
And that's all I have to add, too...
And I'm also sorry.

Tuesday, June 20th, 2006 @ 12:49pm
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the legend of nodakgirl grows... :)

Tuesday, June 20th, 2006 @ 1:03pm
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Please people nobody wants to see this white bitch stretching.

Tuesday, June 20th, 2006 @ 10:34pm
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she probably smells like onion and garlic mixed with b.o.

Wednesday, June 21st, 2006 @ 4:33am
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[...] So working with resistance bands is what gets you a tight ass like Jessica Biel? The tight stretchy pants is a lot better than the last time we saw doing those pre-workout stretches. [...]

Tuesday, June 27th, 2006 @ 11:32am
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[...] We’ve seen Jessica Biel do it all from working out, walking her dog, eating a sandwich, doing her stretches, and walking her dog again. Now as we see Jessica after doing some shopping she’s able to talk on her phone and search for her keys at the same time! Unbelievable! What will Jessica Biel do next!?!?!??! [...]

Friday, June 30th, 2006 @ 12:52am
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[...] This must be why Jessica Biel was doing her streches and lunges! [...]

Monday, July 3rd, 2006 @ 12:35pm
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[...] Usually we post those lovely pictures of Jessica Biel doing her daily routine of stretches, working out, doing lunges, practicing her ninja kick, walking her dog, multi-tasking, going to the beach, walking her dog again, or eating a sandwich. This time, we just have her here… and that’s it! That in itself is some breaking news!!! [...]

Wednesday, July 19th, 2006 @ 3:22pm
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[...] We can’t get enough of watching Jessica Biel workout and doing her stretches!…atleast we know she works hard to maintain a fit body. I’m sure we’ll be watching her walk her dog again next… [...]

Saturday, August 19th, 2006 @ 3:27pm
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Those workout shorts? WTF are those made of? Denim? Who works out in denim? Other than that, smashing material. London, btw, is an awesome movie overall. Except dude's goofy ass hairdo. He should never grow his hair out.

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 @ 2:59pm
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