Did Colin Farrell Sex Up Gong Li During Miami Vice Filming?
Tuesday, June 20th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

After reading the transcript & watching the video, I'm fairly convinced Colin dropped the Western Sperm Bomb inside Gong Li. I mean, Colin is Irish, for God's sake & probably gets drunk at least 2-3 times on a given week. If you take that into consideration, Gong Li, more or less, went out to the Miami Beach bars on at least a few of those drunken occasions.
And, as you all probably already know, Conservative Asian chicks + (very little) Alcohol = (Annoyingly) Giddy, horny Asian chick looking to desperately explode out of her conservative shell.
























colin farrell is a walking STD
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Yeah, I hope she double condomed him and wrapped him in Saran Wrap before she let him so much as touch her boob.
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Jude. You didn't watch the vid, didjah?
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I watched the vid of him and Nicole at one point when it came out, but what does that have to do with him and Gong Li? (Not being a smartass, just wondering whether I might be missing something 'cause it's too damn early in the morning for me.)
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caliban...and did his 'performance' in the sex video/restore any his cred ???
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Damn. That dirty Mick's gone and fouled the delicious Gong Li. You're underestimating the amount of time that Irishman is drunk. I'd be surprised if he's sober twice a week. He's looking like the new Mickey Rourke.
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He is so gross. He looks like the greaseball that he is in these pictures.
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wow...gong li is gorgeous! for once he's not bangin a skanky ho... i'm impressed
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Jude...after the world-famous/Notorious Nicole vid... ANY gal who'd walk within 10-feet of this walking STD culture knows exactly what she's saddling up for... I suspect Gong Li is a crazy girl in the sack -- otherwise, she wouldn't hook-up with such a nefarious male whore as the Amazing Mr. Farrell.
No Saran Wrap for Little Miss Closeted Sex Freakshow.
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Just looking at him makes me itchy down there...
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"caliban…and did his ‘performance’ in the sex video/restore any his cred ???"
I never saw the video.
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Gong Li is HOT. Why don't you guys ever post anything about her?
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She's too good for fat, grimey Colin Farrell.
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It's funny how the Bastardly can have that Godly effect on all of you. A couple pictures with some fancy words on it and vualah, it's Truth. Bow down people, once Bastardly speaks, everybody must agree or receive the death penalty.
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Colin Farrel is one ugly bastard.
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Gong li isn't hot. She looks country. Having said that, my gf looks a bit like her, so I digress.
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Get your fucking hands off my man! Damn rice chasing chink!
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I am still baffled as to why the hell this goat is famous? That has got to be the lamest sex tape in history...so amateur! He has proven not only does he suck on the big screen, but as well as on a zoom camrecorder. I don't get why girls lust and throw themselves at his dirty redneck greasy ass. Just looking at him makes me keel over.
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Isn't he dating that man looking tranny bitch Lake Bell? God damn she is FUGLY to the max. I heard that got married?
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#18 Bastardly Reader: So are you saying your poor woman isn't hot either?!
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Any woman who thinks Colin is not a disgusting creature should be shot in the head.
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I cant believe that Colin the fuckhead farrell is going to play Sonny Crockett in Vice!!!
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hahaha
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yeah..saw Lake Bell.whoever the fuck she is or aint.she is way too dam ugly for handsome colin................raise yer standards my man.now mother of his son is pretty......................stick with her honey
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============== MMMmm Colin is beautiful! I love him! I wish I was her!+++
I bet they had fun on the set! :)
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nothing is wrong w/ gong li. she is beautiful. and making fun of people's accent is totally wrong. and plus, they r just having an intimate moment. and hey, that amber bitch will never have a chance w/ colin farrel. so shut up. he is too fine for u!
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Well, I think Colin is sexy in his own why. But his co-star Gong-Li isn't that cute. I think that the woman he made the sex tape with is really sexy.
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Yeah, I agree with world peace. What's with the making fun of her accent. Are you all actors? Are you even in a movie? Because I'm sure she's more famous and wealthy than you all will ever be. And what's with the racist comments? Dumbass Amber Skank Shit Whore. Just because you're ugly, eh? And can't get any man. You have to fantasize over some filthy man you'll never even get close to. HA.
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Yul Kwon is much better looking than Colin Farrell.
But yeah, Gong Li is over the hill and past her prime. No wonder she had to lower herself in this way. I think both are walking STD shops.
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Gong Li...what were you thinking? She should be able to do better than a reported drunk, filthy, small-dicked premature ejaculator: http://www.celebitchy.com/2006/08/woody_allens_nanny_slept_with.html
Wonder if it's true....?
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i just love colin farrell....i like him so much n i wish i was that girl in the pic...hehheh
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Colin Farrell admitted to having sex with Angelina Jolie during a movie they made a couple of years back; said she is great in the bedroom because "she will do ANYTHING", ewwwwwwww
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Why are you racist? Can't you come up with a joke without resorting to imitating chinese accents, etc. It's unoriginal, not funny, and you're a cock. And no I'm not Asian, I'm white. And yes I have a sense of humor. You suck balls. Suck my balls. Bye.
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After his pathetic performance in Alexander, Collin Farrell has lost most of his credibility to me. Every time he tried to cry in the movie it made me cringe.
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If he hooked up with Paris Hilton we'd have to worry about the incurable strains of STDs that would follow. Imagine them together - rolling around on the floor surrounded by a "pigpen" like STD cloud.
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I'd wrap his ass in a body bag before I let him touch me. He's so cheesy...he says the same shit over and over "your so fucking gorgeous,your so hot!"
And since when did females become bastards? Colin...shame on you. "Holy shit! I didn't know they made that many sexy motherfucking bastards like you!"
The cheesiest line in the video: "If this camera could fucking blush, this thing would be fucking red cuz you are so hot babe"....
I don't think he was being honest with Nicole in the video...just tellin the poor broad things she wants to hear from a lameass supposedly "sweetheart".
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this calls for a matchup.....
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#23, that's why I said I Digress, which means by default both my gf and Gong Li are hot.
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