Bastardly Breaking News! Keira Knightley buys crap from IKEA!
Wednesday, June 21st, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

Hmm... I'm sure that size box contains one of their nightstands or end tables. C'mon Keira, you got money, upgrade your furniture game... stop buying that fake wood Ikea stuff!
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ewww...fat ankles?
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MAN! I love Ikea....good kitchen stuff, lots of clean lines no nonsense furniture...some cheap, some not so bad...
Can't stars economize?
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What would be an upgrade? Crate and Barrel? Pottery Barn? ;-)
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maybe it's so her boy can pick up the tab and he can feel like the man for once
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They have really nice beds in Ikea. I spent $350 on one mattress (no box springs for Ikea?!) and it is better than any chiropractor. That said, their other furniture is cheap as fuck and sucks ass.
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Not hot.
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My room has IkEa furniture and they are very good and cheap!!!!!!
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I have the paritcle board end tables and they damage easily and somehow damage themselves. Best $10 I ever spent.
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Is it just me or does she always look like shes sucking on a lemon and looking at something far off in the distance?
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ugh, her thighs look horrible x10
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I THINK HER BOYFRIEND IS IN 4 HER MONEY HE IS UGLY AND HE WEARS CONVERSE THR CHEEK OF IT I WEAR CONVERSE ALL DA TIME
RUPERT
AINT
COOL ENOUGH 4 CONVERSE SO DO US ALL A FAVOUR RUPERT
TAKE EM OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hot hot hot man
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