Jay Leno Is A Horny Bastard: Mariah Carey Edition
Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Chances are pretty damn good that Jay Leno & Mariah Carey hooked up following the show. How can we make that claim so confidently?
Two Bastardly Points in Support:
1. Jay Leno is a horny bastard & sleeps w/ most of his guests under the age of 45-50 (depending on how they're aging).
2. Mariah Carey is the biggest slut since...since...ok, ok, there haven't been bigger E.I.Ws (Entertainment Industry Whores) than Mariah in the past.
Enjoy the pics from the show.
Slut
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I still say that she is going bald! Doesn't anyone else see her receding hairline? Leno has more hair on his brow then she does!
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...don't stop the jay horny bastard posts !!!!!!! :)
*yay* :)
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why doesnt she wear normal clothes?
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Here’s a photo of Mariah’s biggest stalker. He’s kinda crazy. And having just read some of his comments on one celeb heights website (Mariah’s page) where he’s arguing with a little girl about high heels, I’m also thinking he’s a homosexual. He’s actually wearing the same lip color as Mariah
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b251/Nateg69/hiiiiii.jpg
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I think she is looking mighty old these days.
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Hmmm. Mariah is good looking but she wears the uglies outfits. She needs to fire her stylist or perhaps hire one if she is the one dressing herself. This outfit belongs on a toddler.
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i think thats the most she's worn in a long time. Its actually got a classy neckline!
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Would be cooler if it was funny.
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SHe should wear clothes that cover her cellulite ridden thighs. Once she sits down and that dress rides up - it's frightening. Not only that - how old is she now? Isn't she a bit old to dress like a fucking teenager?
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she still has more money and is more famous than any of you LOSERS~ and i dont even like her or her music. hahaha!
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[...] Earlier today Fark.com linked to some lame ass post we did on Mariah’s stint on Leno a few days back. Well, I took 10-20 mins last night to do another one of my pointless “Leno is a Horny Bastard” posts b/c I figured it was too good to pass up for obvious reasons I mentioned in the post. Regardless, around 40 people commented on the Fark post & pretty much 39/40 went something like this: What retarded 4-year-old put that crap together? That was one of the unfunniest pieces of shiat I’ve ever seen. [...]
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oh my fuckin gawd GROW UP BITCH your the same mother fucker posting about mariah every fuckin time GET A FUCKIN LIFE...and stop obsessin on our#1 girl
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why does everyone assume mariah screws all these guys she is around. she might
dress like a hooker, but that doesnt mean she fucks all those guys. jay didnt even look like he was looking at her privates in those pictures.
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I seriously think all the people who make comments about Mariah are either old, fat, ugly, are all of the above. Are you're just some trailor trashy white people who have no sense of style in music except for fkn blue grass and some, I'm gonna go f*k my mother, country music. So let me give you a lil bit of advice, get a job, move out the ol' trailor park, and then start a new collection of music. Hell download it if you have to. What amazes me is how cheap computers have gotten. This right here proves to me even white trailor trash people can afford. I guess waitin in the welfare line has been really lucrative lately.
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mariah I like you, miss alabama 1995
you're just fine and getting finer.
don't fly away pleeease
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I'd hit it and kick her out of bed.
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stop criticizing her so badly
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You think Jay's done Lohan?
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you're out of your mind, Mariah is smokin!
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WHAT THE FUCK, IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY CHICK ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE IS A HO. FUCK THAT MARIAH IS VERY BEAUTIFUL SHE NEVER DOES SLUTTY PICTURES WHICH I DON'T MIND IF SHE DID ANYWAY. I DONT THINK MARIAH IS A HO. THE PERSON WRITING ALL THE SHIT ABOUT MARIAH FUCKING LENO FOR SOME SONGS IS BULLSHIT.IF YOU ARE A WOMAN YOU ARE A HATER, IF IT IS A MAN THAN YOU'RE A FAG.
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Damn I'd run a mile of cable thru Death Valley just to hear her fart over the phone! All you haters don't know shit. Mariah is smokin hot, her tits are real and her ass is Phabulous juicy. I would love to have her sit on my face and smother me till I died.
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yep. she got a receding hairline. Next thing u know, she's gonna have a combover. That old ass bitch needs to stop dressing so slutty.
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she have the right to wear those (so called slutty by fag and haters) dress cuz she looks pretty with those. does not mean she's a ho if she wear those kinds of dress. stop hatin her you f@ckin Ghey ass assh@le
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she is just skanky!!!!
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no slut has a bath with her dog, let me tell you that !!
comments par the bastard on the picutres made me laugh. merci
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