Kelly Brooke Feeds Her Boobies & Bastardly Was Farked Up
Friday, June 23rd, 2006 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe
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The photos of Kelly Brooke come from her recent visit to the Ivy restaurant in London. The snaps are just a delcious distraction from the real issue @ hand (which is completely unrelated to Kelly Brooke & her delicious boobies, mind you).
The Real Issue: Farkers Destroy The Bastardly (specifically: Moe)
Earlier today Fark.com linked to some lame ass post we did on Mariah's stint on Leno a few days back. Well, I took 10-20 mins last night to do another one of my pointless "Leno is a Horny Bastard" posts b/c I figured it was too good to pass up for obvious reasons I mentioned in the post. Regardless, around 40 people commented on the Fark post & pretty much 39/40 went something like this:
What retarded 4-year-old put that crap together? That was one of the unfunniest pieces of shiat I've ever seen.
Ya, and fuck you too!
Bitch.
lame
That's more like it!
It's Mariah Carey... she'd sleep with anything.
I guess unfunny, uncreative blog posts with craptastic photoshopped images get greenlit now?
Fucking whorebag.
I want my bandwidth back!
Mother fucker.
DavidDCC: I want my bandwidth back!
I want my 20 seconds and three points of IQ back.
Son of a bitch.
this just proves what I always thought this site is just on auto and every .... (insert number) submitted link goes green
still a good site but let's face it there are no mods sitting in an office checking every submission
Duuude. Do you really have to question how Fark operates just because of this one post?! Fucker.
serriously unfunny and stupid... but i give the blogger credit... if your going to do something do it well... even if it is being an asshat
Ok, was that a fucking compliment or an insult?! Whatever the case, fuck you, too. Fucking assfacewhorebagsonofabitch.
What are you people complaining about?? That was some of the funniest shiat I have seen in a long time. Get a clue.
/Now where's my Freddy Got Fingered DVD?
I had to think about this one for a sec. Fuck you, you homowhorefuckingslutfacebitch.
That was only funny if your 12yrs. old.
Believe it or not, but that's actually our target audience. Fucker.
The fact that he used the thick MS paintbrush instead of even the MS paint line feature shows how dedicated this man was to his craft.
/this is perhaps the worst article I've ever seen greenlit.
Hey!! I used Photoshop, you fucking slutfacepieceofshit.
Moe, chill...
the post was funny as shit, and only a braindead twat wont think thats not hilarious...
this site has a lot of hits... and i think im contributing the 200 hits every single day...
(hint: somebody needs to get paid *coughs*)
fark.com? whats that? havent even heard of it.
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Only someone with no sense of humor wouldnt find that funny. They just need to stop hating. I just got informed about this site today, my friend discribed it as the "funniest site ever".
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they obviously don't know humor...love it when ya'll hit it with yellow comments! It makes the post 9.9 times out 10...chalk it up to a bunch of farkers...WTF is that about.
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moe they want to just kick you down because bastardly is the whiz kid on the blog block !!! :)
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hah i dont even know what that fark shit is, im a bastardly girl all the way, and i loved that post.. (ohh haha and the jay leno horney bastard are some of my favorite stuff on this site, he is such a man whore)
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hehehe, fuck Fark Moe. We've got the Bastardly Bitches! What does Fark have? Nada baby.
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I thought that post was funnier than hell! I loved it! Screw the motherfarkers if they can't take a joke. They're probably trolls from the Mariah fan club (cough, cough).
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moe sounds like those comments were from a bunch of 15 year olds
who the fuck says "craptastic"
and "i want my bandwith back"
that unoriginal comment reminds me of when i used to work at borders
and i was working the register.
sometimes the books wouldn't scan
and invariably some jackass would say
"i guess that one is free"
yeah buddy it's free just like the pen i'm going to stick in your eye
for being the 2373rd person to say that to me
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I'm not saying anything bad about you,crazyassedfacedcocksniffingjizzedfacedgaylord.
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LOL John. And whatever Moe, your comments are hilarious! Fuck Fark!
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What lame responses. There's some real intelligent free-thinking bloggers at fark. No one forced those idiots to read anything. For what it's worth I thought your post was funny.
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May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotches of them Fark bastards, and their arms grow to short to scratch.
Obviously people of a higher mentality visit The Bastardly.
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I think that limo/taxi was designed with Fark readers in mind. Why else would there be an EXIT sign on a car door??
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HAHA, YOU SUCK. I bet they keep coming back.
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Bastardly rulez!! Don't let haters hate Moe! This site is the bomb, and the 1st place I check my celeb news!
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Moe, asslickingbuttfaceddickjackingassreamingoneeyedthreeballedscrotumsniffer, you are not.
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Haha, fucking farkers. :P
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BOOOOOOOOOBs
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those farkers are just pretentious assholes who don't know how to let go and have a good time...the bastardly is the best blog ever...keep up the good work
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Moe-
That fark sight is crap. I went to it, and left immediately. Keep up the good work, it is fun to piss people off anyways!
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Fark hasn't been good for at least 2+ years. It became a playground for socially retarded trolls.
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...oh, and overzelous mods.
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