Sexy Miranda Kerr: Australian Bombshell in Bloomingdales Ad
Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe

Finally, a sexy Victoria's Secret model who isn't Brazilian!
Go Miranda!!
Sexy Miranda Kerr: Australian Bombshell in Bloomingdales AdThursday, June 22nd, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe ![]() Finally, a sexy Victoria's Secret model who isn't Brazilian! Go Miranda!! Related in a Scandalous way:81 Scandalous Comments |
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very hot...go miranda
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take off the glasses for christsake!
what does she have conjunctivitis?
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i want to have kinky group sex with her...who wants to join? men and women welcome!
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The first shot of her from the back is like... i dunno looking at a 2 year old. No butt at all (or the bathing suit is too big which means they don't make it small enough to fit her)
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Are those bumblebees on her butt in the 3rd picture?
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She shaved her pits that morning. She takes her job seriously.
I'd hit that armpit from behind.
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My experience with Miranda Kerr has not been a pleasant one.
A friend of mine went to the same school as her up in Brisbane (where shes from) and we were having lunch with her (as you do).
She is so caught up in her fame.
A 9 year old girl approached Miranda and asked very politely (not even interrupting anything important) "Are u Miranda Kerr?" and she gave the girl a filthy stare, said "NO" in a patronizing manner and laughed right in her face.
The girl just looked down and walked away. SHe laughed about it so hard after, and i'd said "MIRANDA!" and she goes "WHAT? whooooo cares" so nonchantly. shes very rude, arrogant and pompous.
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No ass, no tits, and she got nothing on this minge.
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Great ass but she must be ugly to be hiding behind those bug glasses.
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NAH! she isnt hot! LIMA AND AMBROSIA AND BARROS are hot she.....she is ok! wird looking in the face...all the brazilian VS models are gorgeous!
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She's got a nice body and a cute ass - much better than some fat ugly ghetto ass. Thanks for posting a non-Brazilian model...of course the Brazilians look great but geez, some of you just never shut up about it.
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Nice body and cute ass. It's too bad if she's a bitch.
Thanks for posting a non-Brazilian! Of course the Brazilians look great but geez...some of you just won't shut up about it. One of my friends does not think Barros is attractive at all, so please, let it go.
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The line for juice sampling starts after me.
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Brazilians are HOTTTTT! This chick is good looking too. Morgan get a life, just because you have no ass don't hate on chicks who do. Go do some squats or something. Protein shakes also help out allot. I see plenty of women achieve ass at Golds Gym with this effort.
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Chris, asshole: I have a fabulous ass, so what the fuck are you talking about?
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Morgan you got a nasty secretary ass. Do yourself a favor and get that fupa caboose on the damn stair master pronto.
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Hey check this picture of her out, lol:http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y120/thinspirationana2/34MirandaKerr.jpg
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supermodels.nl/mirandakerr
There are ton of hot supermodels on that site! Take your pic!
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Intriguing! "Miranda" seems a Brazilian or a Portuguese surname ... I know some Brazilian and Portuguese people that have this surname. Well, I could not see her face, she is just ok for now. Let's see the next pictures.
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Mirandi Kerr is Aussie! WOOOOOOT GO AUSSIES!
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She has a very interesting and pretty face, actually...you can't really see much from these, cause of the glasses. She is hot.
And ignore the people who post the "she could easily brake" messages, because usually they either find the girls too thick or too thin. It's rarely in between.
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Yeah, i think Miranda Kerr needs some attitude adjustment. She has let the whole thing go to her head and thinks that sun shines where it should not. She is a money grabbing whore who has the morals of a rapist when it comes to the way she treats other people. A word of advice... If you walk past her in the street keep walking and make sure you zip up your bags, hold your pockets and keep a very close eye on her. She has the ability to strip you for all you have and act like it never happened. She has a penchant for sleeping with guys who will be able to buy her everything or get her somewhere and spit them out the minute they cannot give her anymore. You Have been warned...!
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Whatever all you haters, she is gorgeous....i love her to death
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HI GUYS WELL I JUST WANNA TELL YOU ALL HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE YOU ALL GIVING MY SISTER SHIT, YOU DONT FUCKING NO HER, FUCKING GROW UP. HOW OLD ARE YOU ALL. SAYING SHE IS A SLUT IS TOTAL BULLSHIT. IF YOU KNEW HALF THE STUFF SHE HAS BEEN THROUGH MAYBE YOU WOULD CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT HER. MIRANDA IS A WONDERFUL PERSON, TOO THE ASSHOLES WHO ARE MAKING MY SISTER LOOK BAD. THIS IS UR WARNING. STOP SAYING SHIT ABOUT MY SISTER, OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU, MIRANDA IS NOT A MONEY GRABBING WHORE YOU STUPID ASSHOLE AND TO YOU DESIREE I SPIT ON UR FACE YOU STUPID BITCH. THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY
FROM A OVER PROTECTIVE BROTHER
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blah blah -people who think they know everything and know nothing...
i love how its easy to attack someones character without even knowing them or to tell everyone shit about stuff you have no idea of but have heard from other people who also know nothing.....
why is it when someone gets a little bit of luck or success, everyone dogs them out??? JEALOUSY'S A BITCH!!!!!
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hhaha. shes alrite aye. pretty round face. reminds me of an aussie version of adriana lima.
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Hey Matt. Don't let these fools get under your skin. Jealous people say weird shit.
I met your sis and I like her a lot. I am not wealthy and she was nice to me. People say nasty shit, but let's see their photo's. People say crap about people everywhere. Just blow it off. Fuck em! By the way, Miranda is far better looking in person than any photo I have ever seen. She is naturally quite beautiful. Her eyes are gorgeous and awsome. Also, I think Miranda earns her own money. I vote not a slut, no way, no how. Again, it's jealousy. You should be very proud of your big sis. I am, and I don't really even know her all that well. She works her butt off. It's nice you care about her. Some people could give a shit about their family, and that's a shame.
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Just wanted to respond to what Nicole (11th commenter) said about Miranda...I actually went to that high school in Brisbane with Miranda and we were in the same grade... and all the times I spoke to her she was a real sweetie and very down to earth.
100% support Miranda all the way.
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I met Amanda yesterday at a party. She is one of the prettiest girls I have ever seen. Striking blew eyes, warm glow, pleasant disposition...she is prettier than a sunset.
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Miranda. Not Amanda. Too much to drink, party goer?
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hey all u losers out there that think miranda is a whore and everything you should go and look at yourslef miranda is nuthing ur no-hopes say about her. you are all just jealous because she is prettier and better than u will every be with u n everyone you noget over yourselfs and unless u personally no her you have no right makin those remarks. u should be ashamed of urselfs.if u all dont stop it i will bash the shit out of u ppl got it.... if not ....GET IT
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The people who have bagged Miranda are fucked in the head. You jealous, low life whores. YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW MIRANDA. IF YOU DID YOU WOULDN'T SAY WHAT YOU HAVE SAID ABOUT HER. Even though Miranda has been as successful as she has, you would never know it. It amazes me how cowardly insecure little individuals like the ones who have said what they have said about Miranda are probably that fucking ugly and jealous they have to pick on someone who is actually successful when they aren't. The stupid bitch that said Miranda laughed at a little 9 year old girl. You have to be fucked in the head to have said that. I know Miranda very well and there is no way on this earth would Miranda ever do anything like that. She is a sweetheart. You obviously are a butt ugly maggot who doesn't have any idea who the real Miranda is and you just want to bring her down. How many others have you done that to. Get a life you low life scum. Miranda is an angel and will talk to anyone, anytime. As for the one who made the remark about her having an STD, you know shit. Why can't people just be nice and appreciate and support nice people instead of trying to bring them down. If what these people were saying was true I would be the first to say you are right. But I know this person and she is beautiful person with a lovely heart. She is beautiful through and through. Thank you to all of the people who have made nice comments about Miranda she deserves every success in this world and then some and so do you and she would be the first to wish you every success.
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Sandra Stringer, I am also #32 and #35, above. Just to prove I love people too.
Maybe I will write to you directly some day. Then you will know my name. In the meantime, I love what you have written, above. I would not want to have an argument with you. That's for sure!!!
Sincerely,
Mr.
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Top O' the mornin', Sandra. I hope you are doing well. I have been anticipating your reply to my explanation, whether you accept it or you think it is weak. I responded to you because I am sincerely concerned. I could have as well just blown it off. My choice of words re the butterfly are admittedly not the best choice. I have zero enemies and do not want you to be one. I have many faults but I am no liar. I am totally honest. I do not trust everyone to list my name and address. I have received nasty e-mails from .au for some time, thus I will soon be changing my address anyways. Also, don't assume where no name is included that it's me, cuz it's not. You sound like a very nice woman and you are certainly smart, I can tell by the way you write. I think you are probably a bit fiesty too and I like that about you. (it's a compliment). You crack me up how you transitioned from: Fuck you bitch, you fucking butt ugly maggots to; Thank you to all the people who made nice comments. I bet you are fun to hang out with. I am a little disappointed, however, in that you are leaving me hanging, left to wonder. I'm a big boy and I can take whatever you throw my way. Maybe you are on vacation. Please let me know what's up. Thank you.
To Miranda: Sorry to take up your space. With all the world's problems at the moment, I hope you consider this matter about me saying you are a butterfly in disguise to be meager at best. I want to assure you I meant absolutely no harm by it. I know how you feel to never hurt anyone along the way. I regard butterflies to be extraordinarily beautiful as you are, both from the way you look and ESPECIALLY from the person you truly are. I think you are terrific and I think you know that's true coming from me.
Sandra is a keeper as a friend. That's for sure!
Gotta run!
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I went to school with Miranda and know her well. For a girl who has experienced the amount of success she has, she is a completely down to earth person. Contrary to what has been stated above, miranda if spoken to, is polite and does not dismiss anyone. She is a sweet natured girl, with strong family ties and values. She is also mindful of her beginnings. Fame and success was not handed to Miranda. The fashion shows, the castings and the long hours, this is all hard work.
Please be respectful of not only Miranda, her family and friends. I have read a lot of these comments and I am astounded how some people can openly lie and defame someone. If you are actually identified you could be sured for defamation of character especially when you have no proof to your claims.
Be happy for someone when they are successful, do not begrudge them, especially when you do not know them.
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She is so pretty. What's everyone griping about. Get a life.
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i think shes gorgeous. She's lucky to have gone that far in modelling industry!!!!!!!!!
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she went to all hallows school in brisbane australia
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shes sexy very pretty and so lucky to be modeling go maranda!!
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Oh dear, there are a lot of very sad, jealous and depressed little souls out there.....here's hoping you find what you're looking for. You're certainly not going to find it by raining on someone else's parade.....Have some respect for her and those who actually DO know her and care about her.
Like some people here I knew Miranda well, I haven't seen her for a while but for a number of years I saw her all the time. Her career was flourishing then and contrary to some of the comments here, she was simply a humble girl blessed with breath taking looks and she had a generous and caring heart. The only problem I ever had with her, was when she came on our family holidays to the Gold Coast, I'd ask her not stand next to me in her bikini - it made me look bad :)
Go Miranda, good for you girlfriend. xx
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Thanks a lot for the Miranda Kerr pics.
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miranda is my favouritest model ever she is the most gorgeous model out and is a great inspiration to aspiring aussie models,, fk da haters nothin but jealous
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cool sunnies! *goes off to buy juicy* anyways can anyone tell me if she has like filipino in her or something?? thank you :)
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Too bad you can't see her eyes. They're gorgeous.
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Who's looking at her eyes anyway?
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Caught the VS show a few nights ago and having heard of all the other girls before (Adriana Lma was my favorite before the show) there was only one girl that stole the show for me and completly stood out. The moment she came to the end of that catwalk, stopped, looked into the camera and gave it that sly little smile, I could not stop thinking about it. I could not believe I never heard of her before. People can say all the shit they say about her, but just the fact that they go out of their way to write that stuff about her on a website makes me think it is they who are FULL of SHIT! All I gotta say she is one sexy, beautifull girl, and after checking some of her videos on ITube I have to add smart and down to earth girl.
One question though to anyone who may be able to answer, since she is aussie it is a high possibility that her ancestry is mixed. Does anyone know what different nationalities combined to produce such a gorgeous girl?
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Brand new website dedicated to Miranda Kerr has shown up on the net - MirandaKerrOnline.
You can find over 600 images of her at www.mirandakerronline.com/index.html
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enjoy!
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I voted for Miranda in that Dolly magazine issue when I was 14 years old- she was 13years old, covergirl Contest. I thought she was gorgeous..... she has made quite an impression and her being rude or not, she deserves what she has worked so hard for.
Lucky Girl.
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good on ya miranda keep da good work up frist aussie to get into VS, they alwayz pik da brazillan ones, this is great just gose to show that we aussies have da sexist gurls too, to be on the hottest catwalk in the world !!!!! wo0o000t you rock
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ur soo koool and hot where do you get that sex appeal ??????
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This thread is just about the funniest and stupidest thing ever. No matter what the truth is, at least half of you are lying bastards. As for me, I choose to believe that Miranda is as beautiful on the inside as she is on the outside, mostly because it would be a damn shame to see such physical perfection go to a gold-digging bitch.
I'm from Brisbane too, but I can't honestly claim to have met or even seen her in real life. Hell, I didn't even know her name or that she was Australian until today! I've always called her Portmans girl, from the ads she appears in. But that winter outfit she wore at the VS was just so damn cute with the gloves and everything, I just had to find out more. And so here I am on this site with the rest of you losers who have nothing better to do.
Oh, and for my money (though little of it there is) those pics don't do her justice. They don't even come close. She has such pretty eyes, it's a crime to cover them up. Right, that's my two cents. Idiots, commence flaming!
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I forgot to put that I found some info about her on wikipedia (which has always been reliable for me, but you never know). So that I don't mis-quote any info, I'll just copy & paste what it says - She was raised in the Australian rural town of Gunnedah, but moved to Brisbane shortly after, and is of Turkish, Serbian, and Filipino heritage.
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ETS GUAPA PERO TANMATEIX UNA MICA PUTA
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hello. it's a nice day for your ideas and our money
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i agree with Sandra Stringer
"The people who have bagged Miranda are fucked in the head. You jealous, low life whores. YOU OBVIOUSLY DON’T KNOW MIRANDA. IF YOU DID YOU WOULDN’T SAY WHAT YOU HAVE SAID ABOUT HER. Even though Miranda has been as successful as she has, you would never know it. It amazes me how cowardly insecure little individuals like the ones who have said what they have said about Miranda are probably that fucking ugly and jealous they have to pick on someone who is actually successful when they aren’t. The stupid bitch that said Miranda laughed at a little 9 year old girl. You have to be fucked in the head to have said that. I know Miranda very well and there is no way on this earth would Miranda ever do anything like that. She is a sweetheart. You obviously are a butt ugly maggot who doesn’t have any idea who the real Miranda is and you just want to bring her down. How many others have you done that to. Get a life you low life scum. Miranda is an angel and will talk to anyone, anytime. As for the one who made the remark about her having an STD, you know shit. Why can’t people just be nice and appreciate and support nice people instead of trying to bring them down. If what these people were saying was true I would be the first to say you are right. But I know this person and she is beautiful person with a lovely heart. She is beautiful through and through. Thank you to all of the people who have made nice comments about Miranda she deserves every success in this world and then some and so do you and she would be the first to wish you every success."
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miranda super..siktirin ibneler
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miranda kerr is filo and is from all hallows in brsibane
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who know she have anal sex? or oral cumshot?
if yes where?
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Go Miranda - saw you on the VS TV commercial you look awesome. You are awesome.
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Hey Miranda!
Happy for your continued success! You deserve all the wonderful things life brings you. I knew you were an Angel long before VS did. Remember, you are a Big Dork, not a Big Doerf.
Ciao
Also, hi to Sandra.
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if she's filo? then how come her parents look completely Caucasian ?
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Some people from Turkey/Serbia/Filipino actually look Caucasian, so it doesn't matter where they're from. There are all kinds of people everywhere and not everyone looks like the stereotype of their country.
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i agree with Sandra Stringer
“The people who have bagged Miranda are fucked in the head. You jealous, low life whores. YOU OBVIOUSLY DON’T KNOW MIRANDA. IF YOU DID YOU WOULDN’T SAY WHAT YOU HAVE SAID ABOUT HER. Even though Miranda has been as successful as she has, you would never know it. It amazes me how cowardly insecure little individuals like the ones who have said what they have said about Miranda are probably that fucking ugly and jealous they have to pick on someone who is actually successful when they aren’t. The stupid bitch that said Miranda laughed at a little 9 year old girl. You have to be fucked in the head to have said that. I know Miranda very well and there is no way on this earth would Miranda ever do anything like that. She is a sweetheart. You obviously are a butt ugly maggot who doesn’t have any idea who the real Miranda is and you just want to bring her down. How many others have you done that to. Get a life you low life scum. Miranda is an angel and will talk to anyone, anytime. As for the one who made the remark about her having an STD, you know shit. Why can’t people just be nice and appreciate and support nice people instead of trying to bring them down. If what these people were saying was true I would be the first to say you are right. But I know this person and she is beautiful person with a lovely heart. She is beautiful through and through. Thank you to all of the people who have made nice comments about Miranda she deserves every success in this world and then some and so do you and she would be the first to wish you every success.â€
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hi miranda kerr
im ben bielinski im 23m i like u hotty i wish u came 2 melourne uatralia this my number 0402328781 i want ur poo miranda love ben
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hi miranda i live melbourne australia i hope u ring me we can met up sweety i think ur hotty with nice bum and nice smile . I live 13 Ravenhill crest Endeavour Hills 3802 Melbourne australia kiss hug from ben 2 miranda kerr
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Send me sexy stills
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btw...only 2 pics...
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Looks like she could break in half easily.
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Miranda, has no class at all... She cares about no one but herself and treats people like shit,... She has become a bit of a primadonna of late and thinks that she is gods gift. Beauty is only skin deep sweetheart.. Take Note, I think she should start telling guys about her STD's before she sleeps with them.... Look out guys... She might look hot but when you leave her from a steamy night of passion the only hot thing will be the rash between your legs..xx
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Top O' the mornin', Sandra. I hope you are doing well. I have been anticipating your reply to my explanation, whether you accept it or you think it is weak. I responded to you because I am sincerely concerned. I could have as well just blown it off. My choice of words re the butterfly are admittedly not the best choice. I have zero enemies and do not want you to be one. I have many faults but I am no liar. I am totally honest. I do not trust everyone to list my name and address. I have received nasty e-mails from .au for some time, thus I will soon be changing my address anyways. Also, don't assume where no name is included that it's me, cuz it's not. You sound like a very nice woman and you are certainly smart, I can tell by the way you write. I think you are probably a bit fiesty too and I like that about you. (it's a compliment). You crack me up how you transitioned from: Fuck you bitch, you fucking butt ugly maggots to; Thank you to all the people who made nice comments. I bet you are fun to hang out with. I am a little disappointed, however, in that you are leaving me hanging, left to wonder. I'm a big boy and I can take whatever you throw my way. Maybe you are on vacation. Please let me know what's up. Thank you.
To Miranda: Sorry to take up your space. With all the world's problems at the moment, I hope you consider this matter about me saying you are a butterfly in disguise to be meager at best. I want to assure you I meant absolutely no harm by it. I know how you feel to never hurt anyone along the way. I regard butterflies to be extraordinarily beautiful as you are, both from the way you look and ESPECIALLY from the person you truly are. I think you are terrific and I think you know that's true coming from me.
Sandra is a keeper as a friend. That's for sure!
Gotta run!
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She's Australian. And has the prettiest blue eyes ever.
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fixed! my bad.
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I hate when people say that shit- " Looks like she can break in half easily " We all know that that is phisically impossible. The sun glasses are taking away from the pics, but I guess she is wearing them to advertise Juicy. LoL Conjunctivitis? But I would say she's defonitly a cutie.
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sheeee`s sooooooooo sekkkkksYYY sexyy III loweeeee her..
she `s maa baby NOT yourS !!
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WHAT A FUCKING WHORE,SLUT,BITCH AND CUNT. I FUCKING HATE HER.
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what a pity
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I see a FUGLY cumbucket with no ass or tits covered with moles.
*YAWN*
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Oh my word look at all of these jealous women picking on a beautiful young woman...sad.
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I bet most of these comments from people who say she is ugly are men because men are very one track when it comes to beauty. Her far apart eyes are what makes her beautiful and stand out as a model. So what if she doesnt have the bright blue eyes and black hair combination shes still beautiful and unique looking. And I cant believe all the things people are saying about her attitude she seems like such a sweet girl I look up to her.
Bye.
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HOT!
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My favorite Aussie.
LucasReply to this Comment
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