Happy Birthday Petra Nemcova! Love, The Bastardly
Saturday, June 24th, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
Yes, today is a glorious day because it's Petra Nemcova's 27th birthday! We're very thankful of Petra here at The Bastardly and all her super cute poses. So Happy Birthday to Petra Nemcova, Bastardly Sexiest Woman #5! Damn James Blunt for being the bastard that'll be the one satisfying Petra's need of birthday sex!
I know what Petra would want for her birthday... for everyone to donate to her Happy Hearts Fund!
Related in a Scandalous way:
- Petra Nemcova & The Happy Hearts Foundation Success Stories
- Petra Nemcova & Panties @ MLK Jr. National Memorial Benefit Concert
- Petra Nemcova @ 6th Annual Tibet House U.S. Benefit Auction
- Petra Nemcova Does Happy Hearts Photoshoot @ a Children's Home in the Czech Republic
- Petra Nemcova w/ super sexy poses #3,974,143 - #3,974,154
Happy Birthday Sexy Beotch!
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god have mercy.
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are those new pics, jackson?
cuz she sure does look skinny...
damn, james blunt got a piece of this ass??
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Probably not....but new to the site. Yes, and James Blunt is a bastard.
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99% of super model/porn stars/actresses photo shoots are airbrushed. So that's probably why she's so skinny,
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Jame's ex Camila Boler is jealous of Petra...
read article
http://www.sky.com/showbiz/article/0,,50001-1225438,00.html
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I hate this overrated pale skinned twig bitch. Give me Lima any day of the week.
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Oh Jackson just stfu! Your just jealous because James has Petra and you don't! He's talented. Obviously there is something that makes him crazy about her.
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She kinda looks like Jessica Alba...Just 40x40=80 hotter and yummier!
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who's gonna be the lucky one to give her birthday sex??
james blunt, of course...
what a lucky son of a bitch (yes yes, i know, im just voicing every single male's frustration)
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God...I've never ever seen her look anything but gorgeous. Happy birthday Petra!
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Yes, Cammie...no doubt there's something that makes HIM crazy about her...but wtf does she see in him? That's the question.
And Lima is just as skinny, but a different body-type. All models are skinny (except plus-sized of course) and, on top of that, airbrushed.
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[...] All the lame-ass caps were inspired by this comment on Jackson’s Petra Nemcova Birthday post from earlier today… Cammie [...]
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SINCE WHEN DO OLD PHOTOS OF NAZI MASS BURIAL PITS QUALIFY AS GOSSIP?
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if it's petra's birthday, how come i just found a present in my pants?
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OG.What happend to her? She bacame too skinny!
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Wow!
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wow... she's really very pretty... she looks gorgeous in page 2...
she has a really sweet look
i think she's prettier than adriana... adriana looks manly sometimes, and a little bit too skinny...
petra has a perfect body and a lovely face...
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I like Adriana better. Her bday's in June too.
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she looks shit
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This girl can shit on my chest. If I was into that sort of stuff.
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Kev......... don't be a hater. Petra ROCKS. She should have been #1
Limas not even a close second, in my humble opinion
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me
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is this the tsunami chick? i didn't recognize her. she's looks so different too skinny!! yikes.
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DAMN im ur B-day gift!!!!! DO ME BITCH! lol JUST PLAYIN! SHES A HO... a hot 1 tho
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Herm, what kind of body type would you classify Adri? Curvy? Cuz homegurl sure packing some booty since last year's VS shows. She looks great though.
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to I knew I think still spin on it I met two petras at camp diff years are you using sumone else idenity yo seriusly cause that be my girl baby it ain't me its Petra from Vermont she got prayers come see me the other one go to church fight back in prayer hurry
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Baby she wrote the me comment Petra did
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