Aaron Spelling: The Death of a Producer, Sugar Daddy, & Womanizer
Sunday, June 25th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Not surprisingly (at least to the Bastardly Community), Tori Spelling managed to use & abuse the painful moments before her daddy's death to reconcile their differences and make sure her hands were securely fashioned inside the Spelling Family Cookie Jar.
I'm grateful I recently had the opportunity to reconcile with my father and most grateful we had the chance to tell each other we loved one another before he passed away.
It's a true blessing to have had a parent that loved me unconditionally. He had a heart as big as his talent and today, along with many others, I mourn his loss. He was a great man and even better father. [People Mag via Chicago Tribune]
W/ his unfortunate passing, there's now a gaping hole in the Hollywood producer market---a producer market that gets endless amounts of amazing sex from beautiful, YOUNG women from all around the globe. A monumental shuffle is taking place, so if you're a producer living in Hollywood w/ extremely deep pockets & an even deeper network, make sure you take a piece of Mr. Spelling's market share that's currently up for grabs.
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Is it true?
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yes...
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/ap/20060624/115119426000.html
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too bad he didn't take tori with him
in some sort of vice-like strangulating death grip
but seriously he broke new ground in shallowness and superficality in TV
he will always be loved and remembered for that
and his gratuitous love of the catfight
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yes, and i feel very very fortunate every single time i have to hang out with my friend named "clit" (yes, her name is CLITORIS)..
goddamn it, im not even joking....
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no, she's african...
apparently, her parents actually thought clitoris is such a pretty name...
i asked her why she didnt have it changed legally to something more "normal".
she said "its useful". she doesnt give a shit if people find it ridiculous, and i actually salute her for having the balls--eh i mean, pussy, to withstand public ridicule...
well, i always get a kick out of it when i yell her name in public :D
but then again, im so bastardly...
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john, why (in a split second) did i feel like u were talking about me?
lol, then after than 1.5 second passed, i realized u were actually talking about his kid...
jeez, of all the people to share a name with, why her??
hold old was he anyway? he looked... ancient.
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clitoris?
are you serious?
what was she raised by Andrea Dworkin?
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at least your name isn't tonya
remember tori there is always someone worse off than you
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