Petra Nemcova Birthday Sex Update: James Blunt Speaks
Sunday, June 25th, 2006 in the weewizzle hours by Moe
All the lame-ass caps were inspired by this comment on Jackson's Petra Nemcova Birthday post from earlier today...
Cammie
Oh Jackson just stfu! Your just jealous because James has Petra and you don't! He's talented. Obviously there is something that makes him crazy about her.
I'm sure James Blunt will return to talk more about his sexual experiences w/ Petra Nemcova. Oh, just you wait...
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James pale-cum-faced Blunt talented? On what fucking planet? James you need to sit your cocky UK EURO trash ass down somewhere, don't make me douse your ass in hot gasoline.
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Hi ya boys! hi ya ladies!
hmmm i personally love his songs! I love listening to "you're beautiful" and the other one ...i forgot the title of it..i havent been listening to the radio very much other than listening to the radio while i'm driving but yea...
James Blunt has this unique voice..and oh my gosh the video! i love it. it's sooo sweet! ..have u guys heard of this song "collide"..? i thought James Blunt sing it but it was some other cutie but i love that song still. it has such a sweet melody--ok i'm getting off topic here. anyhow he's a wonderful artist. very talented.
who is this petra person you guys kept on mentioning?
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james blunt is talented.he's also not bad looking,not a buttaface definitely.i like them both.you people will never find a brangelina couple again so.....shut up!
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He is talented but he is ugly.I also remember from a photo in the beach with Petra that he was very shorter than her........
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i really really really fuckin hate james cunt.................and hes up there with david beckham on the whole listen to the my speaking voice thing......i really dont see the appeal.......
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He's not extremely ugly, but he looks really dirty, pale and badly shaved. Big turn off for me. I guess he's O.K. for some girls, but I didn't expect it would be someone as hot as Petra. She's a gorgeous (honey-colored hazel eyes are the sexiest), rich and wanted by all model.
You can't help who you fall in love with. And he's probably going to treat her really well, cause he seems sweet. So good for them. But I understand why the boys would be jealous.
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LUCKY FUCKIN BASTARD. SHES SO HOT SHE BURNS
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I heard he was chattin up paris hilton the other day...hmmm
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His dick must be huge... I can see the outline through his jeans!
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I heard he's got a wee little tiny penis. But maybe sex with Petra has left him with a perpetual boner.
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he is talented like the guy that writes Hallmark cards
sure it takes some ability to do
but that doesn't make it any good
as a matter of fact that song is the aural equivilent of opening a greeting card
there is not a single interesting or original thing about that song
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How depressing.
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talent is subjective...i think his voice, looks, and "vibe" sucks!!! Petra can definitely do better!!!!
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[...] Yes I do this because I’m jealous of James Blunt banging Petra Nemcova… because I was SOOO in the running to snag her. Besides, wouldn’t it be un-Bastardly if we didn’t comment on this? Sorry Cammie, Petra is just so beautiful that I won’t be getting over my obssession with her any time soon…my Bastardly apologies for all future Petra Nemcova posts and her many super cute poses. [...]
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Teeky
James pale-cum-faced Blunt talented? On what fucking planet? James you need to sit your cocky UK EURO trash ass down somewhere, don’t make me douse your ass in hot gasoline. - AMERICA AMERICA hahaha UK....Euro....trash....ass? Man you Americans, when will you learn....
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he's annoying
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Constipation
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Yous are all pretty much immature.
he just has talent, get over it,
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the pics sends a weird "ashton kutcher" vibe...
he looked soooo "tall" in these pictures. heh, who knew etra liked midget sex as well...
see? even celebs are fucked up as well...
regular boys still have a chance to get a piece of that yummy ass. just donate to--
o wait, do i get charged if i plug her charity org?
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he's a HOTTIE...she on the other hand, is okay...i guess. Average face IMHO.
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Well, I'm glad you made this post in my honor. All the guys you rag on and label "bastards" and "lucky SOB's" are guys with gorgeous girlfriends you only wish you could get a piece of. I mean you don't even know the guy for god's sake. Get a grip and move on with your obsession over Petra. You should have know someone as gorgeous as her wouldn't stay single forever....geez
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Sweetie, it's called SARCASM...Or atleast I think Moe was being sarcastic right? lmao!
If anyone's lucky it's gotta be Tyson Beckford's girlfriend Sameerah Fonchetti for dating his sexy ass. Lucky cuntrag.
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