Bastardly Breaking News! Eva Longoria goes to the pool!
Monday, June 26th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Eva Longria looks pissed that she's picking up the tab for all her freeloading friends as the spend a day at the pool.... or is she just pissed because she realized that her ass is getting fat?
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no friendly make out sessions?...how sad...
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where's the fat kid that does the cannonball and gets all the biatches wet when you need him?
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jackson re the first pic. i was expecting a 'the penis felt this big' type yellow word caption thing.and i'm sure i'm not the only one. :)
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And I expected yellow words on the last two pics :)
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the audience has spoken. ha ha.. ;)
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page on last pic she has celulite
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omg!!
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glimmer!! That was pretty funny!! ;p Really do you think her ass is getting fat, man i don't think so!! I do agree w/ lil that we needed a cannonball sometime, it would have been perfect!!
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tux, we gotta have love for the fat kids, too!
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God, this bitch is so overrated...WTF? And what's with the man hands in the 1st pic on pg 2? Gross. I also cackle with glee at how her leatherette friend sitting next to her in the last pic keeps puffing away...nice. She's gonna look SO attractive in a couple of years, no?
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Eva is saying in pic #1 - "Tony's penis is THIS BIG!"
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She bores me. Girl should schedule in some acting classes between sunning herself. She was terminally awful during those dramatic "don't take my baby" scenes in DH ...
Sometimes when I see her I want to pour boiling water over my right forearm until it really, really hurts.
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What is so great about this toothpick??? Her face is decent, but she has the body of a boy!
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Am I the only one who thinks she is totally coked up
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I think different. Her body is toned and fit as hell. Her face is like a rat.
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Man what happened to this broads thighs?
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nadine, who the hell doesn't?
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It should've been " and his dick was this long " hehe
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Her buttcheeks look like two giant dueling hefty bags full of milk.
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She looks anorexic.
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what? she and friends don't have a topless pool party? What a letdown.
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