Girls Aloud Hottie Cheryl Tweedy Wearing Her Prostitute Shorts
Monday, June 26th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

The socialite prostitute shorts are definitely a popular item this summer. Since I am a legs man (as well as a booty, boobie, stomach & a host of other body parts -man), I absolutely love this latest trend.
We all have Victoria Beckham to thank for using the 2006 World Cup as a stage on which to prance around in her extensive collection of Whore Shorts. Did Poshy bring anything else w/ to Germany?!? Owww!!
Here are more delicious snaps of Cheryl following her Whore Model's footsteps. Aaaw, how sweet!
























Probably another ho who cant keep them shut.
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this chick is damn hot!!
http://www.actressass.com/Mmm_Hot/cheryltweedy/cheryl.htm
but.. her following victoria's footsteps is iffed out.
I also hate girls with tattoos. Sure they look cool now, but when they get old in another 10 years and their legs get soggy, the tattoo's will look like a melted birthday cake.
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to #3
gee, you think?
P.S. she has a nice face but she's kind of sloppy - she can use some gym time - maybe about a month or two of ass to grass squatting to tighten up that soggy ass and those flabby thighs. She should probably lay off the liquor too, that midsection is looking kinda flabby, as well. I shudder to think what that hideous tattoo is going to look like in 10 years when the cellulite kicks in.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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whats wrong with her dating ashley cole?
i love chicks with tatts, in fact it makes me think shes less of a priss bitch primadonna, go cheryl!
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this chick sounds like a real piece of work
the white naomi campbel
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/main.jhtml?xml=/opinion/2003/11/02/do...
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^^^ if that story is true thats disgusting... what a stupid bitch
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yeah just google her name and "racist" or "arrest"
there are a ton of stories
i didn't know who she was so i googled her and came across the story
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what an idiot!
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i like the short shorts look (with women that have the proportion to pull it off). she's like spongebob square-whore pants.
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She was famous of her own accord with Girls Aloud. Being a footballers wife, they all want it, money hungry bitches.
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Some of the gimps who pass comment on this site should spend less time reading newspapers, living in the land of total shite, and feeding on made up tosh and get a life.
If she is racist, as those story's suggest, then why is she going out with a black man? Ashley Cole is black, try doing a google on that one.
Eejits
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Check out Cheryl lookin rough!!!!
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Cheryl is fucking damn sexy!!!!!
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she combines classy and slutty all at once and we guys love that stuff...bet shes done some depraved things..like group and anal
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she's thousand times prettier than Victoria the Anorexic Beckham.damn...
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ashley cole is an idiot to go out wid an idiot.
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sowwi i mean ashley cole is an idiot to go out wid an racist
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they both are vacuous moronic tits
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cheryl is hot! i cant stop thinking about her as i fuck my girlfriend doggy style! as soon as i imagine she is cheryl i cant help cumming! dont like the tat though!
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try keepin ur fuckin legs shut for once cheryl you dirty slut! u know who we are?! we're all the guys who fucked you when you were 17 before you were famous and when you put out like a filthy little slut! did you tell ashley about the 15 loads of cum you had in u one night?! No fuckin condoms cheryl! we all fuckin shot a load between ur legs!!! sorry ash, u shldnt have gone to chelsea!!! ps. cheryl, how many guys have cum in u?!!!
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tintplace, You're a fucking loser.
And anyone who thinks this chick has "flab" on her is an obese pig.
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R u ppl dumb how can she be racist when she is married 2 a black guy. fuckin idiots, ur just h8in cos u aint as buff as her
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for everyone saying 'well how can she be a racist she married a black man'...
she's a hypocrite and a racist. and not averse to a bit of good publicity.
- i know, i'll marry a black man. but not one of those toilet-cleaning common types with foreign-sounding names, i'll marry a pretty, rich footballer - the kind the press might even speculate is gay.
in the mind of someone as clearly thick and mean as her, its easy to imagine that her husband isnt really black. its got something to do with the bank statement full of zeros, the pretty face, the 'glamourous' career.
its known as the exception to the rule. the rule in this case being racial prejudice, the exception being a brown-skinned, ridiculously overpaid athlete.
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Doom obviously wants to fuck little boys with no hips, no thighs and a little ass. Otherwise he wouldn't make such comments about her hitting the gym. Stupid asspacker!!!!!!!
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Linsey Dawn McKenzie is far more beautiful and sexier !!!
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this girl is amazing!
and NO cheryl tweedy is NOT a racist, for sure, stop beliving in that rumour.
she´s sooo down to earth, loving, talented, beautiful, caring and you just cant get enough of her. she really is a lovly person.
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shes a total whore!
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shes a filthy slut!
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yeah but that tattoo is beaut! i want it
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but why is she dating Ashley Cole??????
http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2005-11/23/xinsrc_13211022315336091242...
what the hell is she doin?
oh wait i forgot. Shes in it for the money and fame that footballers girlfriends get in England.
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the tatoo looks cheaper that something Britney Spears would wear
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She does not look fucking rough and she is not fat you men on hear are morons she has a nice thigh and ass at least she isn't a stick. All you men who are saying she should be thinner are idiots if she was any thinner it would take away everything that makes her a woman (her boobs, her bum and her curves) and she would basically look like a 12 year old boy (if that's what your going for)
and that story is blatantly not true how can she be a racist if she is married to a black footballer, she may have fought with the woman but who says it was her fault.
She looks fucking fantastic.
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