Prostitute Paris Hilton & the Worst Wig in the World
Monday, June 26th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe

I'm sure many people around Paris (aside from her human puppy) wanted to rip that wig off her head & stuff it down her throat in an attempt to choke her to death.
Happy Monday, my fellow robots!!

























why is she UNDER 'BABES'!? huh?!
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i wonder how many asian children she had killed to make that wig
only the rarest and most virgin products for our little princess
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The only good thing about that wig and those shades is how much of her face they cover. Maybe someone can convince her that ninja masks are "hot," too. Then we wouldn't have to look at any of her skanky-ass VD mug.
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I never did understand why the media hyped her FUGMO ASS up so much. Straight up BUTTERFACE to the 10th power. I'm sick of her skanky ass, same with all the other hollywood cunts wasting up oxygen space...Lindsay,Alba,Lake Bell, please...slit your wrists...you'd do some people a good favor.
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I understand [TYLER] why mo put the picture in...this is the beginning of the end for Paris...She is a joke...a caricature...a sorry example of a woman...a pure skank with attitude and disease...if you would lay down with this fungus ridden stank hole then you don't care what happens to yourself...at some point a man's survival instincts kick in and I think it should be just after you are introduced to her...her and her forgotten friend Kimberly Stewart had everything going for them and at 17 decided they would be known for sickened vaginal wall sex and F-Bombed behavior. Her time is near where we all laugh at how jacked up she's become...it won't be long before she can't buy her way into clubs and won't be able to steal from charities by ripping them off of gift bags and not making donations...as usual I get tired when hangin around whores so I'm outta here...ENOUGH
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If you give me 10.000.000euros I will gladly kill her!
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I haven't been able to take watching her on that stupid-assed show lately. that is the dumbest, most un-entertaining, most UN-CUTE show on tv, period! Nicole also is sickeningly playing the helpless anorexic girl bullshit incessantly too.
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Am I the only one that feels sorry for the men (and women for that matter) those two encounter on the show? Some of the guys in the middle of the conversasion or scene just look like they want to bolt to me...lol
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I would give anything for that wig to impede her vision enough for her to fall down those stairs.
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#3 Jude
ninja masks are already "hot".
it makes sense that she stands next to equal or lesser boobs.
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trying to look japanese/chinese?
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In the names of all that's holy.
Why the fuck would you put such a picture of an attentions-whore Paris Hilton ?
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with the glasses and wig, she looks like a ramone, and she doesnt have enough talent to look that ugly.
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