Bastardly Lady of the Day - Bianca
Tuesday, June 27th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Bianca writes:
I totally dig this website!!!! Its freaking hot!!! I chanced upon one of the entries fr the archives w pics of a fellow Singaporean chinese gal (CAROL)...I was rendered speechless!! I agreed w most of the spammers (fr the comment box) hey pple!!! Over here in Singapore, we do have sizzling hot babes!! Nah I don't think I'm sizzling hot but then again, next to Carol... Just wanna prove to y'all out there that not all chinese/asians are petite, flat chested and slutty (bai ling, some vietnamese midget!!) I'm 5'8, 23 yrs old and a 34C....
Do you like your boobs?
I love them!! In fact i think they r my best assets!! Firm, round and smooth! My ex-boyfriends can attest to that!!
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Fuckin no way!! It's like whoring myself!! I'm not that desperate for moolah!!!! My integrity is at stake for heaven's sake!!
Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (...to try get in your pants)?
Well..lotsa..mainly asian celebrities whom i shall not mention..they r hot tho!! Then again, their honeyed tongues got them nowhere except the show of my hand!!!! better luck next time dudes!!!
What makes you Bastardly?
WENTWORTH MILLER shld be lying next to me, on my bed, naked!!!!!!
*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually "take down" pictures. Cheers!
























Um No.
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she looks a little alien
all of her features are just a little off
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Something is not right about this one. The way she looks, the personality revealed by the answers and the horrible teeth. Are you really British?
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what is with the weird pursed-lipped look? very unnatural looking...
but yeh wentworth miller is fkn hot :)
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her skin looks very smooth, so a point for that and her hair is shiny & straight...
but the weird angles makes my eyes hurt so bad that i wanna rip them out of their sockets and wash them with isopropyl alcohol.. i hate the "come hither" poses....
the boobs *looks down on my own pair* ur not a C, more of a B...
lose the contacts, go to a dentist for prophylaxis (and braces), and pls pls fix those raccoon eyes...
remember, curl, brush brush. not curl brush curl brush. geesus, thats how u get clumping, cuz u let it dry in between.
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pleeease no more asians......seriously i have yet to see a hot one here...this one made me vomit in my mouth a little.....seriously, she looks a tranny
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brags about her 'best assets' and doesnt show one...not even a nip slip...aint right!!!
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when will these asians realize that we are sick of their posts? they are not good looking and you've seen one you've seen them all. the clothes and the poses change but looking at these asians is abuse. This one is no different.
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# 20 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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fucking hell! singapore girls are hotter than that, for sure. even though they all look like they stopped growing at about the age of 10.
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
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#12 - Tori...I wouldn't even try to fix her...by the time she got gone she would be too old anyway and even those tiny "B"s would be a-saggin'
but you have to admit...she got some gorgeous skin!!!
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She has one Chinese eye, one American eye....no thanks.
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lol angelfood... theres still hope!!!
cant really help it, girl. sure i love being bastardly, but seriously, its like spitting at my own sister fer cryin out loud (not that i have one, of course...).
its like a beat up car youve grown accustomed to, you'd prolly want to salvage it when u know deep inside, its goin straight to the junk shop...
*shrugs* ok, i think im pms-ing... im not normally on mother theresa mode...
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something wrong/off about your face. Otherwise you have a pretty nice body and all.
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eh? what's with the smile???
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keep your mouth closed your teeth look like yellow chiclets
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My eyes are burning.
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if Marilyn Manson was asian this is what he would look like
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Willy Wonka invented his stretching machine for candy and the occasional use on Mike Teevee when he was a naughty boy.
It seems here that in some kind of horrible accident, Liv Tyler's face seems to have gotten stuck in there, been unnaturally stretched and pulled, and lopsidedly sewn onto Bianca here.
While the color of your eyes are intriguing, they cannot make up for your rotten teeth and the lurking suspicion that you were assembled on an alien craft that specializes in asymmetry.
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that thing looks nasty.
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She has got to be one of the ugliest Asian chicks I've ever seen! What makes girls who aren't hot, think they are hot???
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I love her eyes, the shape is unique and very pretty! Kind of reminds me of Shannon Doherty a bit
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Her eyes are creeping me out and she could knaw a tree down with those fucking teeth of hers!
NO!
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LAZY EYE!!!!!!!!!! ergh! whats up w/ the contacts? NASTYYY...
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Yawn... next.
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second page looks kinda like Liv Tyler. She could be a c cup but she didn't send in enough full body shots to tell, last page she looks too tall and skinny.
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I'm not usually mean to these girls.. BUT
a) crest white strips are everyones friend!!!
b) you're lucky everyone is giving you the benefit of the doubt and saying you're a B cup.. i vote A.
c) it looks like you have to make an effort to close your mouth? WTF!?
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God these pictures scared the fuck outta me. She has crooked eyes and crooked teeth...please don't open your mouth until you buy yourself a new grill. You are sad.
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My initial impression is: Vampire
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I'm astonished that nobody has brought the subject of this being a MAN! This chick has a dick, bad makeup and an adam's apple.
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teeth need work! contacts have to go
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Poor thing, her teeth are so bad that she has to make that fucked up smile. Her eyes are a little too tilted up to the sides that it gives her an alien like look but I have to give her credit and all those before her that have the balls to allow themselves be subjected to our "professional" critique!
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this mouth is seriously disgusting.wentworth what?MY ASS.
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nothing
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Her teeth are FuCkEd Up!!! You can tell by the way she smiles.... Honey, need to get that fixed.... PrOnTo!!!! :o)
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I see the Cat in the Hat!!! Anyone care to show your creativity and make some Seuss rhymes?? I am stuck in another Monday, so I refuse to do so....... as my creative impulses have been overthrown by necrosis of the brain due to lack of sleep and abundance of boredom. Everyone else already covered what she/he needs to fix, so "Hey! Binks! Get to it!"
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shit thats fugly. get rid of the damn contacts. theyre horrid. but wentworth miller is gorgeous.
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# 44, i agree, she's an A cup, mine is B and mine is bigger than that
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AAAGGHH! her face is going to give me nightmares! it's like someone took a pretty girl and gave her a severely deformed skull..elongated her face, sucked in her mouth, gave her a wonky eye, aghhh SO freakish looking in those close-ups!
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your teeth are too fucked up and your eyes are too fucked up and you look like you have herpes on your mouth
and please please ppl dont insult liv tyler like that. give her some benefit
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I'm sorry...but god forbid me. Now I'm not usually into bashing BLOTD so don't tear me apart for saying this...but this has got to be a tranny that works in the red light district in downtown UK.
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you guys are so racist to asians
this girl is very very pretty
however, in the first picture i thought
she was a white girl with some kind of a problem...
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for the love all all things natural... please don't disgrace Singaporeans! I was thinking of putting up my pics as well but then I decided to take a good look in the mirror. I then tried on shitloads of makeup and coloured contacts but I couldn't make myself look as scary as you... So please Bianca, you might look hot to an Ah Beng (slang for lowlife hoodlums in Singapore) but to the rest of the world and the HornDog Community, you're just another Asian girl trying to show off and failing miserably...
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I don't like her.........
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"downtown UK"??????
teeky is a fucking retard
even if there was such a place there wouldnt be any trannys there because there is too big a demand for them in the US from you aids infested deviants
you fucking septic retard
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hos say I look like that wentowrth cat but I must honorably decline thine proposition, for thou art a hideous beast and t'would be most unfitting and unbecoming if I bed thee...Thou hath been measured, judged, and found wanting...I find myself neither impressed nor aroused by thee...Thy would most surely become emotionally attached to me and mine grace and elegance as well, and t'would be shameful if I were forced to break thy heart Bianca...However, I would let thine offer me oral pleasure....But thou hath has to include intention of swallowing after I annoint thine mouth with my seed...
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# 6 witz
yeah you are right. the cup size of brands manufactured in most asian countries are smaller and the cups are closer to one another, this gives all these poor babes the illusion that they have big tits.
Hers are a b cup at the max
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cute...at first...then...upon futher inspection......cute enough for one night (a penis breaks the deal).
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Bizarre looking.
I suggest you don't ever wear those blue contacts again. You look like another (worse? equally bad?) version of Shannen Doherty.
Ditch the overly-white face makeup as well.
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lose the contacts
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all i "C" are "A" cups.
fyi, bai ling is chinese, not a "vietnamese midget" you stupid hapa wannabe whore.
lose the fugly contacts too. you're still ugly with them on.
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Yeah something's a little off...
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UM SERIOUSLY WHY DO U THINK UR HOT? LOOKZ LIKE UR TRYING TO HARD TO LOOK LYK KRISTIN KREUK. GIV UP THE CONTACTS HUN. THE HOTTEST EURASIAN IS KK. AND U, U JUST LOOK LIKE A VAMPIRE. I MEAN CMON WHAT WERE U EXPECTING TO GET OUT OF PPL AT THE BASTARDLY??
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What's behind those lips?
*hums the "Jaws" theme*
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Why do ugly hos put themselves on a pedestal and 'represent'? There are no hot chicks where she comes from. I know because i live there.
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Holy shit. I was first.
Do I get a free blowjob from someone now?
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i'm no expert on boobs . . . ok, i am. so i'm telling you, she's no 34C. unless the sizes are vastly different in singapore, to make them feel like they have bigger boobs or something. all i noticed when looking at her pictures, was her uncanny resemblance to a snake. maybe that's just me.
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Isn't Wentworth Miller gay?
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Mr. Chicken Man: Jackson said he'd blow you for being first.
As for the lady, NO NO NO. Unhot. Probably has vagina dentata. PLS stop with the FKN TXT speak! Don't you have the ability to write out words?
That can't possibly be a 34C unless you need 34x magnification to "C" the nonexistant mammaries.
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cmon binky!!!
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Starting tomorrow we try other ethnic groups...thanks mo! ENOUGH!!
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she kinda looks like a weird cat lady...and if i see one more asian, i'm going on strike!!! okay, maybe not, i'll probably just complain about having to look at them again.
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Hell no! That bitch is fugly!!!
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she rook rike a snake!
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She has pretty facial features and face shape...but there's something off.
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i agree...that shes better than carol...but um...im not feelin it
if ur gonna say you got nice titties, show us a better pic of em. geeze.
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Oh God not another one of these 'gotta show up the Asians with another Asian'.
You're not hot, your boobs look like a B at best. There is a reason why your mouth is shut in most of the pictures. The first picture has displayed a need for braces and a good cleaning.
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wentworth miller is mine biatch
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FOR SOME REASON, I LOOK AT HER AND HEAR 2-LIVE CREW...
"JUST NIBBLE ON MY DICK LIKE A RAT DOES CHEESE"...
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shes cute.
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And.........Jackson, why do you keep posting asian chicks? i think when these people wanna see asians, they can go to Asian sites or countries, right?
About this chick, first i thought she was pretty, but getting weird and weirder from one photo to another
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tell the truth man.. you would go down for that 3 mill!
you know it
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those contacts really contribute to you looking like an alien or corpse or some other visually disturbing phenomena. theyre horrible in fact. and elvira called, she wants her ugly mug back.
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stop playing games on us!!!
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Not that I'm totally impressed, but this is a lot more than I expected when I stumpled upon a link on Furl telling that the info here is awesome. Thanks.
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