Beyonce's supposed wardrobe malfunction from heaven?
Tuesday, June 27th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson

Okay, so in no way does Beyonce compare to Jessica Alba's wardrobe malfunction from heaven but it is better than the see-through pokies of Christina Milian...
I'm just not exactly sure what I'm looking at, though.
























Haha who knew Beyonce had that much boob to push up. Incredible. I am absolutely fascinated by the wonders of a good push up.
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Yep, I have seen broads with A size chests go to B size chests with a push up bra!
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Thats some nasty shit man.
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I don't think that's a nip. If it is it sure has an odd location.
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I honestly can't tell whether that's a nipple or not. Toni Braxton's nipples were as black as Hershey's kisses, so there was no mistaking that nip slip, but this looks like a... I don't know what the fuck it looks like. Not a nipple. The mysteries of the universe confound me.
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It was a nipple slip . I clearly saw the nipple on another website.
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Maybe she has a nubbin?
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Sorry, but that is just shadow, you can see that in the second photo.
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It doesn' t really look like a nipple, just some creative lighting:)
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If that's a nipple, that means everything IN the dress is paddng, which simply doesn't work.
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I don't think it's a nip slip, but that dress is riding mighty low. Plus, if she had a nip slip, Jay-Z would probably choke a bitch.
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That is a shadow dude, not a nipple. Every body move on, There is nothing to see here. (Unless you are turned on by shadow porn)
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there's no way in hell that thats a nipple. first of all i'm pretty sure that its a shadow and secondly as a black person she would have dark nipples. not flesh coloured the same as her skin tone. that would just be messed up right there
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well it made my dick hard i dont give a shit what it is
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you've got to be kidding. as other people said, only folks who've never seen a real breast could think that's a nipple. the shape, placement and lighting all make it obvious it's either a natural shadow or photoshop enhanced spot. if it were anything her nipple would be halfway between where a normal nipple would be and her clavicle.
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that's so damn fake! what women has a friggin nipple all the way up there? NOT BEYONCE!
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gosh!!!
dont you ppl watch oprah?!?!?!
she admitted (on the show) that it was in actual fact her bum bum hole
and that her nipple is actually where he bum whole is supposed to be
she said she was born like that
to prove she wasnt lying, she leaned over and started to "poo" (from
that mysterious thing above) into the bucket provided by oprah
everyone sniffed the bowl to make sure it was shit, and low and behold...
it was...a little runny to be exact.
so there is that answer to all of your stupid questions!
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there is a lot of shadowing going on - but definitely not a nipple !
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Jay z better look out cause when i find beyonce she's all mind
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in the last picture at pg 3...u can practically see her entire breast...i mean d left one...practically pouring out!! now if she has D cups i would think that isnt her tit...but as far as know she has B sized breasts and that looks like the entire B to me
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' ARRGH GUYSZ C'MON !
' THAT'S JUST A SHADOW - BUT I'M AGREE IT LOOKZ WIERD :D
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yeah so my bad, i really taught thats was her tit but it isnt but i found a site that actually exposed her tit...eventhough slightly but its visible...her right breast!! anywayz you guys were saying about darker skin women having black tits, hers isnt black at all...its a wonderful reddish brown...so temptingly good!! damn dat jay-z!! http://www.bongonews.com/layout1.php?event=1319
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WTF is wrong with you people, all obsessed with her right titty and shit. Anywayz thatis Blatantly Not A Nipple!!! i think she would notice if her tit was hanging out of dress that tight!!!
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beyonce is just so dirty ielw she is so old that that she gives breast powder instead of breats milk beyonce is wack and rihanna is the hottie in town
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Maybe she has one of those nipple patches, thus excusing the odd nipple shape and color.
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we don't see no nipples !!
I would pay cash to see her breasts, they look very nice and real.
someboy has a picture I could admire, a see through fro example ? ;)
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bastardly, you think we are stupid or what ?
they're trying to make us think it's a nipple, how silly.
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come on now....................you all know that is sooooooooooo fake. Well any and every woman should know that's fake.
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THAT IS NOT A NIPPLE!!!!! THAT IS UP WAY TO HIGH TO BE A NIPPLE!!!
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Beyonce is so fucking sexy as shit, and she looks wayy better than jessica alba, when ever i see beyonce, I don't know why but my dick get really hard, it probably is because she is soooooo damn hot, yo
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Beyonce is an ugly nasty ass fat bitch. Ugly body and face she looks stupid as fuck when she dances she looks like a snakewoman on crack. We all laugh at her when we see her dancing because she looks so fucking stupid.
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That's not even in the right position to be a nipple. Someone needs glasses.
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she still looks good even wit a wardrobe malfunction
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Goddam this hoe is ugly. Why does she make those faces when she's singing and her poses do not look ladylike which totally ruin an otherwise lovely dress. Anyway I can definitely see her nipple in the 3rd pics. I think the dress is so tight around the chest that somehow it forces the breast out slightly.
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FUCK ANONYMOUS GIRL you are a haterious bitch, beyonce maybe alot of things but not ugly. FUCKING RAT, TROLL BITCH FUUUCK UP ho, and the same goes too joja ask your man who would they choose and they would say fuck you ,all i wanted was some quick pussy ha ha holla holla
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wow abow u r such a dumbass. that little rant of yours made no sense what so ever
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It's not a nipple. The guys who believe that it is are a bunch of stupids
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have you ever seen a nipple? that is a shadow
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