James Blunt taunts The Bastardly after birthday sex weekend with Petra Nemcova!



Yes I do this because I'm jealous of James Blunt banging Petra Nemcova... because I was SOOO in the running to snag her. Besides, wouldn't it be un-Bastardly if we didn't comment on this? Sorry Cammie, Petra is just so beautiful that I won't be getting over my obssession with her any time soon...my Bastardly apologies for all future Petra Nemcova posts and her many super cute poses.

Oh yeah... don't forget to donate to Petra's Happy Hearts Fund!

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Once she answers her phone or the door or her peeps let me in she will drop him for sure yes uh-huh that's right

Tuesday, June 27th, 2006 @ 1:49am
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Yes yes James Blunt is gonna be a legend.

Tuesday, June 27th, 2006 @ 4:56am
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man I needs to get making some love songs for these bitches :P

Tuesday, June 27th, 2006 @ 5:41am
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Why does that bastard AAAAAAAAAAAAAALWAYS have his mouth open in a very fucking awkward way when someone takes a picture of him? :S

He looks like a belgium pedofile FROM HEAD TO TOE

Tuesday, June 27th, 2006 @ 6:37am
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She could do better in the hotness department, he must have a big sense of humor.

Tuesday, June 27th, 2006 @ 9:42am
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his music sux. his voice is so whiney and annoying. she is pretty but she is not as pretty as some ppl think she is. she is overrarted in the sense that where she comes from every single girl looks like that only she is taller so she made it as a model.......

Tuesday, June 27th, 2006 @ 11:36am
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This is the 1st. time I ever heard & seen of this Petra Nemcova chick.
From the picture you can see this broad is a bloater. In about 10 yrs. or until she get marry then this chick going to bloat up to 350lbs. - 400lbs.

You can easily see it in her face. So all you players out there, bang her now before she bloats.

Tuesday, June 27th, 2006 @ 1:50pm
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I believe Petra is on a turning point where she starts aging...

Tuesday, June 27th, 2006 @ 3:16pm
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ok,i like petra a lot and i think she's adorable but she's not OH SO SPECIAL.I like her more because she seems down to earth and thousand times classier than the other supermodels.(espcially after tsunami,she used to dress up like a hooker.)
anyways,i want to say that james blunt doesn't get more than he deserves.i'm sure he's kind enough to be with Petra.and he's a good musician,just because you don't like his music,you can't say he's bad.

Tuesday, June 27th, 2006 @ 3:39pm
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She's looks like a god dayum owl in these pics. they do her ZIP justice.

Wednesday, June 28th, 2006 @ 12:27am
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she takes some awfully big steps. And her legs are shaped funny. James is cute, I'd hang out with him.

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 11:13am
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Petra is vey very sexy!! Like any normal red blooded American man I would passionately kiss her from head to toe as many times as she wanted!! I am jealous of James Blunt because he gets to enjoy delicious Petra, but I don't hate him, he's just doing what any man would love to do

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007 @ 5:25am
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Petra makes my ding a ling want to explode

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007 @ 11:13am
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