Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Alba Gets a New Dog! Oh My God!
Wednesday, June 28th, 2006 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe
Rumor has it that E.M.D. (Excessive Masturbation Disorder) was the root of Jessica's pug's death. What do expect when your life is filled w/ beautiful sights of your hottie owner butt-naked in the shower, or taking sweet-smelling Jessica Alba Dumps, or even having endless amounts of sex. You can either hang yourself from lack of J.Alba sexual activity or you can masturbate yourself to death. May God have mercy on that little pug.
Aside from her pug's unfortunate death, the act of dog walking is the thing to do these days, I tell you. Jackson, our resident Horndogg reporter covering the complex business of superficial dog walking, has compiled an extensive collection of camerawhores walking their dogs.
Check the links, as well as the rest of the photos below.
- Alyssa Milano
- Jessica Biel
- Rachel Bilson
- Jessica Biel...again.
- Kate Bossworth
- Rachel Bilson...again.
- Rachel Bilson...and again.
- Mariah Carey
- Jodie Marsh
Related in a Scandalous way:
- Jessica Alba Buys Baby Toys! For Honor Marie Warren?
- Breaking News! Jessica Alba Was Slightly Cold in L.A. Yesterday!
- Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Alba takes TWO dogs to grooming salon!
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Pregnant Jessica Alba Shows Off Her Baby Bump!
- Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Alba Covered by Buttafaces.com! No Way!
nice ass tat
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This girl is so beautiful.. no special lights or cameras or makeup.. and she's still hot as hell..
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bend down just a LITTLE bit lower (pic 1)
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Get some peanut butter.
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pretty
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Her dog didnt actually die, did it?
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just another boring old bitch from mexico. take a whiff, you know she reeks
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whats up with girls getting pits? jessica biel had a pit bull pup too.
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DAMN THAT DOG AND DAMN THAT MAN!!!
I WANT ALBA NOW!!!
GIMME GIMME GIMME
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How many tatto's does she have?
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YO NUMBER 9 IS NOT ME.
WE ALL KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT SLOBBA. STOP TRYIN TO FUCKIN SIGN ON AS ME YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT.
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fucking quit it #9 we all know you are NOT vito!!!!!
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ashley, who gives a shit how many tats she has?
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I know Dark Angel is no longer on the air, and I've never actually seen that show, but I absolutely hate Jessica Alba. Her "beauty" is perhaps the most overrated in Hollywood today and I have yet to see or read an interview where she does not come across as a completely stuck-up snob. Add to that the fact that she is a horrible actress. I know I can't be the only one who despises her.
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Is that Cash Warren in that pic if that is him then he is one ugly guy, they make the perfect couple both ugly
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heehee i agree with you baboon alba-- by the way, LOVE your name!!!! :)
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fuck adam ... n ppl do u not now what hot means it doset not mean beutiful shes not that hot she so fucking overatedd fuck gett over this bitchh her body is not that speaicall i see fucking hotter girls everyday hot means you want to fuck n sex apeal not beautiful n would u rather fuck hot gurl wit a great amout of sex apeal fuck beautiful beyonce is fucking hot n jlo n simpson alba no wayyyy
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hahah jessica is boob-less!!!
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ok see her boobs
seriously
wiat
no
see her w/e thats there
that aint boobs
she has nooo boobs
how do ppl insist on believing the Into the Blue Photos
comeonnn
shez flattttt
like FLATTT
and shez fuglyyy
ADam she has makeup on
not minimal..wah average girls call ALOT OF MAKEUP
how is it that its ok for ugly celebs like falba to wear makeup
buh when an average girl wears it.and looks Hot its not
FUCK OFF seriouslyy
shez ugly
get over this overrated fat cunt
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u wanna know why jessie
hides her ugly self
and wont do play boy
http://personal.auna.com/goaest/jessica_alba_2.jpg
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It's not nice to say bad things about girls adored by other people... I'm sure you know how annoying it is, just like someone saying bad things about a particular type of music.
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Alba's got a pretty feminine face, a nice shapely and round ass and a perfect B/C cup to compliment her slim and toned body. She's good looking. If she's not your type you can say so, but calling her flat (which she's obviosuly not) and fat (even more obviously not) in the same time or saying she's ugly is just funny. And making a whole long rant about it like a little whiny ugly girl is annoying.
PS: Honey, what's that picture supposed to prove? That someone took Jessica Alba's pretty head and glued it on a very hot woman's body?? Or that you're jealous? I think it proved both!
alexx: Beyonce and Jessica Simpson?? You've got an absoluetly horrible taste in women!
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the girl is human too...she is just tired of those nice photo shots ...if its not for the money...she would have another of those obsessive-compulsive syndrome attack ! give here a break ! after all california was a former mexican state in the 18th century...the dog is a celebrity !
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i love jessica alba !!! i dun care what others say.i think they r juz jealous of her looks n body n all dat..
i think da picture's a fake! any1 could have juz taken other woman body n put jessica's face. all ppl hu thinks she's a bitch are soooo wrong!!!
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LOL BRANDON!!!!!!!
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I love jessica alba! shes the hottest but who gives a ratsass what king of dog she has. and all of yall that hate her
go to hell sorry ass bitches!
ill kick ut asses
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jessica alba is fucking hot
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