UK Prostitute Jodie Marsh is the Whore of All Whores



What can we say about this woman that hasn't already been said? Nothing, really. We've called her whore, prostitute, skank and every other world that embodies a whore, prostitute & skank, so if guys can think of any other words, please sound off below.

She was dressed like this less than 24hrs back @ the UK premiere of Just My Luck. I'm pretty sure she slept w/ some deep-pocketed dumbass following the premiere. Just think about Victoria Silvstedt's midget dude who ate her out on his yacht, alright. Anything is fucking possible in this world, God damn it!!

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56 Scandalous Comments

her boobs look like buttcheeks

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 12:08am
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what the fuck? i'd like to know if it's her stylist who lets her out in public like this, or if she chooses these skanky outfits (as if you could really call that an outfit) herself. they look nasty, anyway. yuck yuck yuck.

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 12:15am
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thats not how those are supposed to look?

uh. it looks like those things are made of play doh.

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 12:33am
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Classy. Any guy who finds her attractive or even just fuckable is totally crazy.

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 12:42am
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Um. Try everything but a white woman.

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 12:59am
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it looks like saline is leaking out the bottom of those things

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 1:16am
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Her plastic surgeon should be physically harmed for creating Ms. frankinboobies.
What’s next? Mr. Frankindick?…….wait maybe that wouldn’t be such a bad idea…

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 2:53am
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this is pure fucking comedy......

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 3:56am
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I barfed.

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 4:54am
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My boobies are very happy! But they feel sorry for her boobies! It's going to be a very big funeral!

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 6:11am
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thats disgusting. and why is there a brown bag on only one of the pics?

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 8:46am
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Are the 1980s back again???

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 8:59am
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WTF...i'm speechless. Why?!

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 9:06am
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she seems like a well adjusted young lady
at peace with herself and the universe
almost buddha like
she and the Dali Lama would have a lot to talk about

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 9:22am
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Fucking cum dumpster.

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 9:49am
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honestly,
who leaves the house like that? who looks at themselves in a mirror, pleased, and walks out of the house thinking: damn i look good! this chick looks like she's in pain, between those 80 pound silicones of hers and that necklace that cant help but remind me of that scene in "Say it Ain't So". dirt.
xoxo

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 10:26am
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My God I dont think Ive ever seen a pair of boobies that had cellulite. And whats up with the nipples? Play Dough comment...very true.

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 11:23am
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cheap skank STD-laden whore

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 11:46am
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awww...come on..everyone has that outfit at home, admit it

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 11:50am
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I would hit it!! I'm so bad!! She looks like a whore though, i will agree with that, but I'm always horney, and this doesn't help, I think I'm addicated to sex, and should seek help!! ;p

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 12:13pm
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Evanty thats not cellulite, it's bondo. Some Mexican gave her some bad autobody work.

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 12:42pm
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She's such a TURTLE:

ONCE SHE'S ON HER BACK SHE'S FUCKED

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 1:32pm
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her titties remind me of memory foam

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 2:47pm
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I think those fake tits really are "fake tits". a gag body part. look at the texture, shape and nipples.

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 4:23pm
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Her boobs scare me. Almost as much as her face but only cause I'm pretty sure her boobs wont bite me and I think her face would.

She's like a walking STD guessing game. Okay, okay I get to go first.

I say she's definitely has some genital warts.

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 9:51pm
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What the hell Is Bastardly doing not covering up her face on the main page?! I was eating while browsing this site and nearly puked! >:|

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 10:07pm
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John (comment #27) you crack me the fuck up. haha

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 10:43pm
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This chick is what is wrong with women today. No one is going to take a chick looking like a cum dumpster home. You would have to double bag just to let her pleasure you with her hand. So sad. She needs to live in a porta potty so people can use her like a human toilet. Disgusting. And that outfit screams whore to the world. Classless hoe, don't worry to all you classy hot chicks out there, we men NEVER turn hoes like this into housewives.

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 11:19pm
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actually, her face looks kinda decent and her nose not so distracting. call me crazy, but i'd hit this hard. yeh ... i would.

Friday, June 30th, 2006 @ 12:24am
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As hard as her boobies are? They look like painted rocks....

Friday, June 30th, 2006 @ 6:17pm
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what is that like triple D's?

Saturday, July 1st, 2006 @ 12:04am
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Triple H for "Hard Ho Hooters"....

Saturday, July 1st, 2006 @ 3:43pm
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she should be shot at dawn, through the nipples

Saturday, July 1st, 2006 @ 4:06pm
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DI YOU CALL HER A SQUALLY & WHO MESSED UP HER NOSE LOOKS LIKE SHE TRIED TO STOP A TRAIN WITH HER FACE

Monday, July 3rd, 2006 @ 4:22am
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omg i cant belive shes had a boob job after all the shit she sed about katie price having fake boobs well all i can say ifs they look awful, she looks so fukin stupid id be embaressed seriously there awful they look so fake, y wud anyone want to put them selvs across to the public like this is a fukin slut, shes probly slept with more men than jenna jameson and tera patrick put together and then never saw them after! my god she looks a disgrace and s for her nose the is digusting she should have sued the butcher that did it! anyway lovin katie price at the mo and the lovely jenna j! mwahhhh x x x love ya x x x x x x x

Tuesday, July 4th, 2006 @ 1:52pm
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Fuck all this noise! Y'all must be a bunch of little homos jerking each other off to pictures of Tom Selleck's mustache. I'd fuck whoever that chick is and take whatever VD she gave me as well. You only live once, faggots.

Tuesday, July 4th, 2006 @ 2:33pm
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I actually think she's pretty sexy

Wednesday, July 5th, 2006 @ 8:45pm
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i think shes bludy gorgous but dem boobs gots to go jodie!!! stop hatin people, dnt hate the player bitch whore, shes fukin great!

Wednesday, July 12th, 2006 @ 6:37am
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THEY ARE NOT REAL - IT WAS A PUBLICITY STUNT, LEARN TO BELIEVE HER, SHE SAID SHE'D NEVER HAVE A BOOB JOB AND SHE HASN'T, SHE'S BETTER THAN JORDAN AND JODIE IS A LOVELY GIRL!!!!

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006 @ 7:52pm
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she is the epitome of everything wrong with society in Britain.
a swift death is all she needs.

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006 @ 4:54pm
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Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 8:51pm
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oh my fuckin god, i can't belive that she's belting her boob like that, was she drunk or something? i'm just waiting to see who else has somethin to say about this.

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 12:09am
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Jesus Christ what the hell is wrong with that poor (slutty) womans nose, it looks like the Uk vertion of a michel jaction cotastrify.....and what low brow red carpet is she presenting herself on like that

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 12:17am
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LMFAO OMG EWWWWWWW

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 1:08am
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and top it off, she looks damn pleased with herself.

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 1:35am
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hey slaaag! get the fuck off my red carpet!

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 6:18am
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I don't know. Cut her some slack. I mean I'd still put my cock between those!!

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Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 8:59am
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i belive a name that is fitting would be "SLORE". for those who dont know what it means it is a combo word slut + whore = slore

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 9:16am
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ummmmmm.....
gutter snipe?
harlot?
diseased slag?
walking STD

and my fav.........
PBJ - because her legs spread like peanut butter....... diiiiiiiirty peanut butter

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 9:52am
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thats a lot of little gems

those brits ;D

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 12:14am
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Even the chicks at the AVN awards flashed less skin than this! Yikes! Looks like she belongs in a Russ Meyer film.

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 12:21am
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Can't believe she got a boob job after all the shit she gave Jordan over hers being fake, she looks even more of a mess than before.

Also, on an unrelated note, has anyone seen askmen.com's 99 top women. They messed that shit up putting Sienna Miller at #2 ahead of Adriana Lima.

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 6:22am
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TTTTHHHAAAArrrrrrrr...she blows....

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 8:59am
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what puzzles me is that even with that size bust she still doesn't have a skinny waist.

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 9:17am
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She makes Pamela Anderson look like farking nun. I bet she's got a hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeee hole.

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 9:53am
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what a dawg...actually she is just pointing out...."Ain't got no fleas on me...." la lala...

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 9:02am
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