Bastardly Lady of the Day - Mandy Keller aka Suicide-Stock

Total grossness.

ummmmm.....no! Whats with the weird eyebrows? It ruins her whole face.

pretty cute. i agree with zoidberg. no complete opinion unless theres some bikini pics.

anyone elsee see a little Mila Kunis in her?

her eyes are way too low and wide apart. she looks weird. and in the first pic, she looks like a tranny. especially with those barely-there-brows.

weird eyebrows, nose and i dunno shes alright... somethings cute about her but meh

Wicked angel, fuck off.

BLOTD is for amateurs! Not wannabe pros!! This girl is.. meh.. ok. Her clothes and stupid emo expressions SUCK though.

I don't think this girl is hot, or even a little pretty. She has very distinctive facial characteristics (not that that's a bad thing). Even though i don't think she's much to look at, I have to give her credit for not being another one of those malibu barbies that are everywhere.

She's okay, actually think that if she was more natural she'd be prettier, kind of like when Angelina stopped doing the crazy goth shit and toned down the makeup.

As for Wicked Angel and people like them, you don't have to be beautiful to judge beauty. Just take a good look at all of those artists and clothing designers and fashion magazine writers. A good majority are butt ugly, but they must still be able to see beauty. Everybody judges everyone else, and if they put their photo up on this site, expect to be judged both ways.

I think she is very beautiful, and yes, naturally! Eastern European maybe? Very, very alluring!! All these other people are making negative remarks and I see absolutely NO grounds for it-- these nasty comments belong on other womens' pictures...
Very pretty! :)

She's got that "train wreck" qulaity - you don't want to keep looking, but you can't help yourself.

This chick looks good!! I love those boots those are hot!! Nice long black hair, she looks good. Very photogenic, some good looking shots!!

AWWWWWW..... MOSS ARE YOU PISSED OFF CAUSE YOU'RE ONE OF THE UGLY LOSERS I CALLED OUT? LET'S SEE A PICTURE OF YOU AND THEN TALK TRASH.....
WHAT ARE YOU? OVERWIGHT AND 40? BEER BELLY?
YOU'RE JUST MAD CAUSE THE LATEST PIECE YOU'VE GOTTEN IS FROM A FAMILY MEMBER.
BUT IT'S OK - NOBODY CAN LOVE YOU LIKE A COUSIN RIGHT???
XOXO MOSS!

yeah she's cute and all, but it's no fun because she didn't send the pics in herself...i thought BLOTD was for crazy bitches to send in their own pics, not people to send in pics of aspiring models and shit....because that's BORING!!

P.S.- I agree with #18..I never understood the whole "You must be jealous" comment that people like to throw out there if you don't agree with them about someone's looks...everyone has different opinons on everybody. Judging someone has nothing to do with how you yourself look (at least for a good majority of people). If you don't agree with someone's beauty and someone tries to say "you're jealous and ugly"...well, not everyone is going to agree on the commenters looks in the first place. Judging has it's vicious circle.

I also think this girl resembles Rachel Leigh Cook,Angelina Jolie, and Mila Kunis (just a very little bit of all three) in her pics.

I'm surprised by these comments; she's an extremely attractive girls. Yeah, the clothes are heideous and reek of "I'm going to dress differently, just like everyone else," but I'd have her clothes off and on on my floor quickly enough anyhow.

I'm surprised by these comments; she's an extremely attractive girls. Yeah, the clothes are hideous and reek of "I'm going to dress differently, just like everyone else," but I'd have her clothes off and on on my floor quickly enough anyhow.

Hi Wicked Angel,

sorry I didn't respond sooner, I was at the gym as is my normal routine on my lunch hour.

... and that's all I'm going to say about that.

I think those pictures were sent in by the same girl in them. She's just too f'ing scared to be called an attention whore, masochst(sp?), etc, etc...

Large forehead, eyes too far apart. No harmony on the face....but I guess better than most.

OOOOOHHHHH----I'M JUST QUIVERING IN UNMENTIONABLE PLACES.....
HEY MOSS - YOU WANNA MEET UP SOMETIME YOU HUNKY-GYM-GO-ER? MAYBE AFTER YOU'RE DONE PUMPING UP THE JAM???
FOR THE RECORD, ANYTHING I WRITE ON HERE IS PROBABLY GONNA BE SARCASTIC - AND THE ONLY REASON I'M HARPING ON YOU IS CAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO FUCK OFF.
LOVE THE WEBSITE, LOVE THE SMARTASSES, AND LOOOOVVVVEEEE CONFRONTATION.
EVERYON'ES ENTITLED TO THEIR OPINION - I JUST HAPPEN TO THINK MINE IS MOST
IMPORTANT!!! (THAT WAS SARCASM AGAIN IN CASE YOU DIDN'T GRASP ONTO THAT ONE)
AND I'M NOT KNOCKING YOU GOING TO THE GYM - CAUSE I LOVE WORKING OUT TOO.
X0X0X0
SARCASMO

Ummmm.... Since when does natural beauty involve caked on cheap cover girl foundation, over plucked eyebrows, pleather and stripper shoes?

Fuckable and from what I can tell most likely lickable too, but I loathe her eye-brows, way too thin on the ends, reminds me of an aunt who penciled them on.

Everyone has different standards but if you are ragging on this woman (after seeing some of the other submissions) you are definitely nit picking for the sake of being Bastardly.

I agree that she is quite beautiful. She just needs to learn more expressions, and maybe better outfits if she is going the modeling route. I agree with Nancy the original , it is her eyebrows that throw her look off, yet she is the best I have seen yet for a BLOTD.

AMEN CALIBAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BatMorph, you've not been looking at BLOTDs lately then, we've had a few hotties here lately, the brazillian with the fake tits was way hotter, and that English girl who works at Topshop. This one here looks like a tranny. Too much something... I can't quite put my finger on it (probably get AIDS if I did), but she's got some ugliness about her.

A real whore and a wannabe porn-star, but that's all she'll ever be, a wannabe. Not even a real one. I mean what with the gigantic feet, the pointy chin and hideous smile... Not to mention the eyebrows.

And the bitch who sent the pics in is probably the bitch in the pics, she just didn't wanna answer the questions or wanted to avoid the rejection. Thought people would be nicer to her like they were to the brazillian girl yesterday.

Well sorry girlfriend, yo ugly!

Phred, a derection is the only thing that will save you from her crotch jumping herpes, so listen to your peenee, it is wise.

eh. she's kinda cute, in a weird tranny way. i don't dig her eyebrows - that shaved porn star eyebrow look has got to go!! she has a hot body though.. (are those boobies real??) isn't that what matters - a nice pair of tits and ass? btw, my cousin is half bulgarian-chinese and sadly, she's the complete opposite of this chick -- fat, hairy, and uber-nappy hair, so yah, just cuz a chick is bulgarian (or has some bulgarian blood) doesn't mean that she's hot.

"If I had a fully hardened dick, I’d get a de-rection around her."

De-rection, never heard that one before, kudos unless you stole it.

LOL at Pliskin, great name, haven't heard that in a while. However it better be based on Carpenter's flick and not MGS.

Back on topic, fuckable/lickable.

The last pic is the money shot for me... sports bra + bdu's = yummy!

I wish her eyebrows weren't so pointy though. They're like, beyond Mr. Spock pointy...

My first impression was that she had a deformed face. She is the only person I've seen who looks 10x worse with the "myspace angles". I don't know...In some pictures, she looks good, but the in the close-ups, her features seem off and really weird.

Are those knockoff Transmuters?

Blasphemy!

She looks kinda like an alien, but she'd get the shit fucked outta her at a Marilyn Manson show.

*nod*

MOSS - THE REASON I HAVE TO WRITE IN CAPS IS BECAUSE THE PROGRAM I USE AT WORK REQUIRES IT - OT BECAUSE I'M A NEWBIE YOU FAG. GROW A DICK THEN TALK SHIT TO ME.

A little like that 70's show girl w/ an edge.

heather and elle weer the prittiest BLOTDs in the last few weeks.

#55- So true about the eyebrows. I did that! I didn't think that when I sw her pictures, though- actually its okay with her eyes.

WTF's wrong with her ugly ass SHOES

Is that Wicked Angel bitch on some serious crack or something?

great exotic features! but her forehead is super high..makes her look weird and she is obviously a poser...looks too full of herself. dun like it..her bod is ok..but her breasts start from her chin? and her sense of fashion is just not my cuppa tea. lacks class this girl

She's pretty but should soften up...Modeling agencies look for big foreheads....it's also a sign of royality and good breeding...most average people have no idea tho.

her face looks good in the last pic, but the moonwalking astronaut shoes are hideous

She has striking looks. She looks a tad bit exotic, she's attractive, but I wouldn't go as far to say she's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. I've seen better here on the Bastardly. A more natural looking eyebrow would suit her face better.

after the chick from brazil the other day.. our standard is higher i guess

if we saw this girl after the mongrol asians, things would be easier

she must get a pretty good unibrow going, if she doesn't shave for a day or two.

she's got a few sexy pics...it's a shame she didn't post these herself and answer the questions.

She looks very good and exotic in the last pic, the best picture of her. I agree #66, the Brazilian girl posted 2 days ago is gorgeous, probably the best BLOTD, but I think you should not make negative remarks about the asian girls, some of them are beautiful too.

Ummm she's alright but she's kinda scary. I don't know what it is about her. She's like a pretty person but there is just some quality that doesn't look right on her. Also, "natural beauty"? Riiiiiiight. I do not know since when fifty layers of foundation, mascara, eyeliner and dirty black eyeshadow became "natural beauty".

THat forehead is HUUUUUUGE. Her eyebrows are also strange. Other than that she is alright.

I don't like her I've seen better girls in here!

sorry to dissapoint,but i'm no Suicide-Stock :)
my honest opinion on her is that up-close she has very good features,although her beauty may be an acquired taste because her 'alternative semi-goth style' may put off some people.
on deviantart.com though she is one of the stock model goddesses,so please be more accomodating with her 'apparent narcissism' and 'modelling poses' because she IS modelling for the site although for free, as a service.
i think she needs some polishing but otherwise her feautures are a very unique blend, and considering that she is quite young (19) she will easily blossom into a stunning woman.
i'm suprised about the negative feedback though because i think she does fit the 'exotic, pouty,cat-eyed' image favoured by a lot of the readers here (eg. Adriana,Mila Kunis),but then again,can't expect nothing less than biting criticism from bastardly. :)

#20. this is site is the only normale place where the guys are actually honest! and dont want to fuck every moving chik..(they do BUT the hot moving ones! :) this girl is ugly! very!

Okay she's cute, but I don't like the conceited attitude.

Stop whining about being trashed if someone sends in their pics. Don't get mad at us for trashing them and tellin them like it is, but get mad at the bimbo who sent in the fucking pic in the first place. You know damn well this is the bastardly, and people are brutally honest. Filled with sharks just waiting to launch an attack. Good god, grow the fuck up!

Yh, shes hot but take away the pencil thin eyebrows and skanky clothes and she would be hotter

SPERM EYEBROWS ARE NOT HOT!!!!!

what is up with these BLOTDs? did girls stop submitting their own pictures? all these girls are submitted by "friends"

She looks like a cheap prostitute, but hey, I'm just assuming anyone who buys silver platform boots doesn't wear them to go to a normal work place.
On top of the whorish feet wear, who the hell takes pictures looking like this unless it's to:
a) put in her porn actress/model portfolio
b) send to her pimp back in Romania to show him how much better she's doing now
c) try to find a new pimp by using The Bastardly

These photos aren't sexy, they're just trashy. Given that this girl doesn't seem shy at all, I'm pretty sure she didn't post a bikini picture just because her herpes would be visible. EW.

she's a classic case of cute from afar and far from cute when close

she is ok
she isnt ugly nor pretty
just a plain jane
with, however, the most disgusting style
what the hell is with those boots?!?!?!?!?!

she is OK
she isnt ugly nor is she pretty
she is just a plain jane
with, however, the most DISGUSTING style ever
what the hell is with those boots?!?!?!
they look like they are made for walking on the moon or something...

This girl is pretty from the side. In fact, most of her poses feature this "side" angle.

To # 69:
Also, natural beauty ? Riiiiiiight. I do not know since when fifty layers of foundation, mascara, eyeliner and dirty black eyeshadow became natural beauty .

or photoshop.

Um, loose the frankenstyle boots man. So last season! I give her a nine she might be a ten but something is up with the oh so perfect brow, it says to me wax and wax alot or I might look like chewbacca.

I think Wicked Angel and Cutina from da MidWest are related.

goddammit Mandy --
why...WHY the hell do you pluck the shit out of your eyebrows?
Ask a gal-pal to take a dump of greasy, runny tirds on your face and then send us a digi-snap, because that will be much better to look at than those f*cked-up, cheap-shit-looking eyebrows you've given yourself.

her forehead and brow .. maybe possibly even the eyes .. remind me of Judy Garland

You may not understand the photos, the poses, the facial expressions or her outfits. You gotta understand how DeviantArt works. Her gallery there is of stock photos for use on that website. People like various odd outfits and lots of expressions to work with. I'm from the website so I know how it works there...

Personally, I'm was kind of jealous of her looks, but when I looked closer and saw that some of her pix are airbrushed lots, I got over it. She's cute, but she'd look better natural. And hey, her body IS nice.

I'm not exactly how sure I came across this but.. wow.

First of all, I'd love to know how I got submitted onto this site in the first place.

I'm speechless. In comparison to all of you illiterate fucks who judge on.. foreheads and eyebrows? Dear fucking christ. Those photos are for other artists to use in their artwork and you'd never catch me dead in those outfits. These are year + old photos.

My last name is not Keller and I and not from Bulgaria. Simple as that.

I have nothing to say, but I am enjoying sitting back in my seat and grinning at all these pathetic comments. =)

Just as a thought! emo slut!

I have a little more common sense than to submit my photos to a website like this.

I have submitted this post to the webmaster and it will be removed ASAP.

I'd fuck you, but that's all!

i dont no if has already mentioned this but...
god i hate the way she tries to stick out her lips!!!!!
so annoying!! too slutty...

she only looks good in side profile pics--pics taken front on make her look kinda pug nosed. notice that nearly all her pics are taken from side angles--there's a reason for that!!

what with the last picture? is she ace frehley or some shit?

Budding porn star. Better eat this pie now, you know, before it goes bad.

and u can tell shes so full of herself its not even funny... for no reason too

come on guys she's not that bad...am i the only one that thinks that she kinda resembles angelina in a way? anyway i think she's cute nice skin and pouty lips though i agree she needs to work on those brows but other than that she's pretty good

This site makes me feel like men don't really enjoy women as much as I thought they did. They find something wrong with everyone!

I think this girl is quite well off. THe eyebrows are kinda missing, but she looks good regardless. Nice mouth, but not a fan of the smile. the hair looks nesty too.

She's got that "train wreck" quality - you don't want to keep looking, but you can't help yourself.

I hate her eyebrows...but they only look bad when her face is at angles. Otherwise, she is very beautiful and probably has one of the most unique faces on this site. My favorite BLOTD.

I'm surprised by these comments; she's an extremely attractive girl. Yeah, the clothes are hideous and reek of "I'm going to dress differently, just like everyone else," but I'd have her clothes off and on on my floor quickly enough anyhow. I suggest she resubmit with nudes.

THIS BITCH (#38) HAS QUITE A VALID POINT

Wicked Angel.... I told you to fuck off cos you were acting like a moron, my feelings aren't hurt or anything, but you still look dumb when you forget to turn the caps lock off.

NEWBIE!!!!1111 omg lol

If I had a fully hardened dick, I'd get a de-rection around her.

trashy poses and outfits. Stupid pout. Other than that nice face.

She looks vulgar

Question: Where does she find these shoes? And why the hell is she wearing them?! I hope she doesn't wear these shoes in the real world and outside her house!

I like my girls with class. These kind of girls that pose like this don't get my respect. I see them as used up trash that I could twirl my meat around. Get some class hoe. You'd be more gorgeous if you classed it up...not skanky. Your outfits are horrific. Where did you get this PVC shit from?

Who the fuck is gonna buy the above bull? I bet she's using that as an excuse because she's the one who sent the pics in. stop lying bitch! that eva chick said the same shit! you should know better!

Thats some nasty shit man. But meat is meat and it would get the fuck slammed out of it.

Most of the people on this who tear these girls apart are probably ugly as shit anyway, so they don't have room to talk! I say - some of you highly opinionated morons send your pics in, and the let the chicks tear YOU apart for once!!! C'mon Bastardly - GAME ON!!!!!!!!
As far as this chick goes - I'm a girl, and even I would take her! Her face is beautiful, she's got a great figure, and the weird boots and outfits are her form of art I would imagine.
I like her.
HAPPY FRIDAY BITCHES!

She is gorgeous...and I love her style.

ok.. after seeing some more photos..

this girl thinks she's hot shit and it takes away from how attractive she is. Not to mention the outfits..

i dont know, but she just doesnt have the "IT" factor, IMHO...

maybe its because her features are a bit stronger (and fiercer) than usual...

for sure, she's not a dainty beauty...

like if ever i imagine a dominatrix, with whip and spiked heels, this is the face i see.

well, i dont think that necessarily bad... but yeah, she's fuckable, all the same...

I'm shocked, I thought all you males out there would love this one- especially as she probably satisfies all your dominatrix fantasies with those outfits;) She definitely looks like a mixture of Rachel Leigh Cook and Mila Kunis, but prettier. Judging by those pictures though she probably loves herself a bit too much, but I'd probably be the same if I looked like her. I agree with the over-plucked eyebrow comments. She's made the same mistake as I did when I was 12 or 13 and then I looked a mess while I waited for them to grow back and start from scratch. Basically, my eyebrows are the same as hers now- but not as severely tapered- the "tadpole look", or "sperm-eyebrows", don't look good on anyone- but she can just about get away with it ;)

OOOO Hottie! Miss Murder!!! Hell yea. But please lose the clothes baby, I'm sick of the whole emo shit. I'd bang the breaks off you! you woudln't be able to move that ass for a month.

hmm... i cant form an educated opinion until i see a bikini pic.

Nice rack.
WTF is up with the eyebrows? Looks totally stupid.

Pretty girl, but go to the site--she's got the most yellow teeth I've ever seen! :( But she is very pretty!

she should invest in teeth whitning......

wouldn't*

i'm shocked at the posts.. for sure this woman is beautiful... 100% better than 95% of girls that i've seen

How did I miss this one????!

I love how barely any Certified Bastards checked in on this one...This chick is hot, if your into autistic or retarded looking girls. Seriously this chick thinks she's some kind of alternative/suicide girl model? She can F.R.O. and so can that retard-liker that bragged her up on the 1st page. Also for all the assholes who diss the people who shit talk the people who put their pictures up, they can F.R.O. this is Bastardly not Hello Kitty, say nice things, unicorn rainbow. Ya dumb bunch of goofs. You better have your shit together if you are going to run the gauntlet of Bastardly Capice?!