Bastardly Who Is?... Patricia Velasquez
Friday, June 30th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

BRAY writes:
The great thing about late night action flicks is that it reminds you of all the hotties that are out there.
From the Mummy franchise, how about some love for Patricia Velasquez!
























Stunning. She is just hot!!!!
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she loves to show off her tits, and thank goodness she does.
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OW!!!
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Better looking than those Asians!!!!
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wow that picture of her in the water on her side... is breathtaking. All of them are. nice! and classy too.
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On of these days I'm gonna find a latina looker like this one, to be my bride :)
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Never seen this woman outside of the movie. There are some VERY nice pics, the half laying in water one was nicely done and the running one worked out very well, she looks very fit which is good for hot fucking, stamina is were it's at.
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holy craaap.. this is suck a foxy girl! im stunned.
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Models dont look at their bodies at anything more than instruments. They have no shame and no dignity, they dont treasure their bodies. Although most dont care, that upsets me.
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She's pretty but they could have found a REAL Egyptian to play an Egyptian in that absurd movie. First Liz Taylor and then a Latina. Sheesh. My father is from Cairo so you can understand my annoyance.
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Apparently they did not find anyone suitable for her part among the many Egyptians that auditioned.
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Wow, she's hot! If they didn't pick a woman from Cairo it was probably because too many women there are very conservative with the whole spreading of Muslism in the country. A LOT of South American women now work as belly dancers in expensive hotels in Egypt because the locals won't do it. So don't complain. It's the religion. Besides, this girl is way hot and to me, she resembles pretty well the drawings in the hieroglyphs in ancient Egyptian art. Modern Egyptian women are just imports from other middle eastern countries anyways.
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Patricia V. is comedian Sandra Bernhard's ex-girlfriend of many years.
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Beautifully fuckalicious.
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doesn't anyone else think there's something fucked up with her eyes? they look computerized or something...
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That running in fron of the water pic was my fav for several years
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She poses for the New York & Company clothing line.
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Thanks for the photos Moe.
Finally some classy, tasteful, natural looking photos rather than the usual airbrushed skank of the day pictures.
These photos remind me of model photos from the 1980s.
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