Pregnant Britney Spears vs. Young Britney Spears - A Bastardly Matchup
Friday, June 30th, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

We're comparing a young Britney Spears photoshoot by photographer, Mike Ruiz w/ shots of pregnant Britney Spears from Harpers Bazaar Magazine that I'm sure all you gossipwhores have already seen plastered all over the Internet.

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Funny thing is, when taking these shots she knew in her mind, and she was thinking "Deeeep inside I am a slut :) smiiiiiiiiiiiiiiile"
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she looks good. She has never been an anorexic like Nicole and Lindsey- to name just a couple. Nor has she almost killed herself to be a skinny pregnant woman either. I giver her props for being herself and not jumping onto the toothpick wagon.
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she looks good in those pics for a pregnant woman.
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That is a fuckin ugly dirty stinkin trailer trash piece of shit. She should be shot in the head. Fuckin slut couldnt keep her legs shut.
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God! Just looking through the new pictures compared to the old ones really makes you wonder "What the fuck did K-Fed do to her?". That said she's an idiot
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the backgrounds are too loud to enjoy those pictures
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I usually think that she looks like she needs a shower, but you have to admit that she looks (clean) and pretty in these pics. Most hints of her country bumpkin-ness are very hidden.
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I see a crapload of airbrushing...I never found her to be as pretty as people thought...but back then she was *hot* (You don't have to necessairly be "pretty" to be hot...she had a great body, nice hair, and her face wasn't ugly...so by most people's definition, "hot". Now, she looks...not ugly, but sometimes she looks terrible. Face still looks okay, but maybe a little bit less okay than it used to be. However, the body has gone downhill (obviously). I'm not giving her shit about it, she's pregnant, and she just gave birth not that long ago. We all know she has it in her to be hot again.
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I used to be a huge brit fan. So sad what happened to her--although she does look preedy good in this new photoshoot. I wish she would just wake up and leave K-Fed before she turns into an XXL creampuff with diabetes and 10 kids.
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Has anyone seen FAMILY GUY's prediction for her in the movie about Stewie? It's unfortunate, because of it's probable accuracy.
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those very young pictures are the only ones (other than tabloids) that show what she really looks like, so I'm going with young. she's VERY airbrushed in those pics. look at her matt lauer interview-thats what she looks like.
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yeah...after seeing the Matt Lauer interview, the pregnancy pics are laughable at best
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Poor britney..she used to be the BIG thing..the one who paved the way for all the teen stars (mandy moore/jess simpson etc)..a huge star..she isnt beautiful, not in the stunning way. But she was so wholesome, sweet, with a great smile/tan and sparkling eyes..now she is...just begging for attention. and looking like a slut. But this set of pregnancy fotoes look pretty ok.
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she's a no-talent hack who is doing doing damage control after that disasterous interview with Matt Lauer. It looks like she had a nose job too. No one will take this slut seriously.
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Fuk all u bitch ass haters!!! U guys r so full of shit ur going to explode into massive diareah!!!! Y the hell do u waste ur time hating on britney? Huh y? U MUST like her deep down huh? Dnt b embarassed LOSERS bcuz u can't have what she has! Jelousy gets u nowhere noW go sniff ur moms ass she's waiting 4 u!!! LOVE YA Chao....
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Ah, yes, it is not whether criticism is justified or not, it is that nonfans are HATERRRZ!!!
That said, every time someone calls a MAW ugly or butterfaced I am always curious who they DO find facially attractive.
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i think shit look awesome for a pregnant lady. I like the second pic in the first page A LOT! :) Her face looks weird in the pic but her body (although airbrushed) looks awesome IMO.
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urmm.... she doesn't really look like that in real life. After 10 hours of airbrushing sure she looks hot for a pregnant lady but in reality shes still trailer trash to me.
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Brit looks great and I love the look she has going on. She married a creep, so no need to hate her for that, how many women haven't married jerks???? Even if she is trailer trash or whatever at least she is trying to take care of her kids with her OWN money and is not on welfare (where she would be if that piece of shit Kevin expected to take care of the kids). Brit looks hot in this shoot, total MILF.
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Wait. Is #17 BRITNEY'S ASSISTANT FELICIA? She is sure angry and defensive like Britney's assistant would be if she read this blog. I wonder........
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Thank God to airbrushing, finally pregnant Britney looks normal. The "from this World" pics made on the streets are horrid though.
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What is it with celebrities that as soon as they get pregnant they decide to slut themselves up and go nude, as if anyone wants to see a naked pregnant woman. Ker-rist. Pregnancy might be beautiful but no one is interested in seeing a fat/pregnant naked woman, especially if she's trailer trash.
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She looks soooo gorgeous in that photo.
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God, oh, god please let me find a pregnant/post-pregnant woman who doesn't have a single stretchmark on her body whatsoever... And don't fuck with me God, you know Britney is not that woman. ;)
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i never have found her attractive (her awesome body made her sexy, though). now, shes gonna shit out her second kid and her junk is totally ruined.
i wonder why people blame federline for her decline? she spread her legs at least twice and probably a few thousand more. like most women she loves the cock and apparently the sperm.
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Her nose used to be huge.
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She's going to have to work her ass off to get rid of that butt and those thighs. Thousand of lunges and squats lie ahead.
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In those preggo pics, she resembles a young Stockard Channing in the face.
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I don't think we can blame her for not looking like she did when she was 14...that was a LONG time ago!
I never thought I'd say this, but I think she looks better with the bleached blonde hair.
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i like her pic with the baby :) but i dont really like her.
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then now whats the difference ugly is ugly & she is ugly
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is her boob showing in pic # 3 on pg 3??
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You americans are morons. Non of these pictures are remotely britneys hottest. She was sexiest during the middle part
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the preggo version .. still can't stand her tho
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hey she isn't airbrushed trust me she looks the same in real life it's just she fixed herself up a little more plus when ur prego don't u throw up a lot? so a few times she probably felt sick and hey when u feel like crap do you wanna fix ur self up a lot?.
i think britney is sooooo beautiful and i'm not saying that because i'm her biggest fan because i'm not her "biggest" fan i'm just a fan sometimes i like her stuff sometimes i don't but man she looks good. by the way, again she is not airbrushed all you have 2 do is workout on the treadmill she still eats and all that junk but running and walking does a lot and you can still do it when ur pregnant iv'e seen girls who were do it. also what she is doing is not at all sluttish it is suppose 2 be beautiful like the model girls do. anyways don't hate because she looks good even when shes prenant oh i almost forgot sometimes when you change ur hair color it can make you look different so the whole clean look might have been from her black hair instead of her dirty blond hair.
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Uh.. Spacecase, you are showing yourself to be a headcase if you think she looks like that in real life.
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ohhhh my eyes im blinded by uglyness
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I know this is late. but her big belly looks cute^__^
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i love the peggo shots, i think their some of the hottest shots she's ever done but just when i think how hot it would be to suck on those big milk jugs,i think about her bangin' mega-scuzzbag k fed. she's damaged goods.
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Ninja is a fucking dushbag and diserves to get his ass wooped on. A man should not speak about women or treat them in such a way. And I am nether gay or a woman I am just a dude.
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in the pink shirt photos on page 5 brit actually looks like a young Norma Jean Baker (aka Marilyn Monroe), and actually better looking than her!
oh well, Brit went downhill pretty fast
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everyone is just jealous of her, shes so hot hot hot
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young britney was the blueprint for all the 'hotties' in hollywierd these days. Especially Jessica Alba, Hayden pattywhatever from heros and jessica simpson. Theyre all clones, which is dumb when u consider how Alba is half mexican. I think that when theyre all smiling they all look exactly the same.
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Well her makeup is a lot better nowadays- or is it just that the editors invest proportionally more in airbrushing as the person becomes more profitable?
Other than that- can't say much...
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She's so cute, I wish her luck.
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Lol....I feel the Family Guy is accurate in the portrayal of where britney is gunna be in a few years...
P.S. Id still bang her....Preggie and all
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everyones jealous of how hot she looks
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