The Bastardly Minute With... Halle Berry
Friday, June 30th, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
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Did she turn white?
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Gosh, are white people tanning so much that a black person looks 'white'?
Idiot.
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Thats some fake shit man.
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I believe she is a mixture. Not sure what the recipe is, but the results speak for themselves. Just the way I like it.
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she's bi-racial, half black, half white, so that must be why she looks so white...
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Bitch! Gimme back my wig!
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I have never seen the "beauty" that everyone talks about in her- all I see is a plain face with balanced features- nothing shocking, stunning, or gripping there... this is simply a matter of personal taste, though- no disrespect to those who like her looks. I'm just not moved.
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First of all you dumb asses on this site need a reality check. Black people come in different shades. Light, LT Brown,and dark skinned. If you never seen a black person at the complexion of Halle Berry than yo dumb ass need to get out more!!!!! And 4 angelfod what do you know about this woman? Not a damn thing!!!! And hell yeah black people going to honor the fact that a black woman finally won an oscar! It's a part of history.Don't Hate-you damn Buckett!!!
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showers in bleach bubbles.. HAHAHAHAHA thats good.
go look up pictures of this chick pre nose job.. now thats some crazy shit.
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Stunning. That is all I can say.
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Sweet chocolate!
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The lighting in the pics makes her look pale. She is fair complected but not this damn "white". Just watch one of her movies. She is not even the "lightest" black woman celeb- Alicia Keys, Lisa Raye, and Vanessa Williams are lighter than Halle. Like someone else posted, Halle is pretty but very overrated. I don't know why she is seen as a pinnacle of black beauty when she is half white. Now Gabrielle Union or Nia Long, those ladies are gorgeous.
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First, Halle is not the first Black woman to win an Oscar...the first Black woman was the late Hattie Mc Daniel, she won for "Gone With The Wind".
Second, Halle is beautiful.
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Halle Berry if your love life were a baseball game you would be on a losing team, while Vincent Cirrincione pitches the balls at you. And the only way you get on base is when the pitcher throws a ball and you get popped with it, then after you've been knocked silly you get to take a walk.
Talk about Major League cock blocking. Ain't nothing like the pros.
And for you girls who don't know, cock blocking is like saying if I cannot have you and make you do what I want no one else will.
And the hits just keep on coming - Eric Benet Lashes Out At Ex-Wife Halle Berry. Its all about sexual frustration to make you obey your thirst.
Come on, a right state of mind does not lead to bad decisions.
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#11 I know that black people come in different shades, just like white people and hispanic and asian people, dumb ass! thank you #15!
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Make me feel good!
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Halle's mother is white her father was black. She is hot. Anyone who says otherwise is stupid and needs to check their brain. Mixed people are alays hotter and more attractive then the average human being. Jealous much.
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The woman aint' all that. Her looks are overrated. She is not every man's or woman's fantasy. BTW where's the gay boyfriend.
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#15 is absolutely correct. She looks darker in some pictures than others. I don't get the theme of the photo shoot. What is this an ad for Extreme Lifesavers or Innertubes? Stupid.
She is absolutley gorgeous in a physical sense however she has morphed into an egocentric diva. Her attitude and behavior quash her good looks. TPATS 3. Scale of 1 to 10 factoring in the attitude: 3.
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Wrong dog #7...oprah is wrong again...ENOUGH!!
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http://conversationsfamouspeople.blogspot.com/2005/05/i-love-way-halle-b...
http://www.celebrityplasticpics.com/halleberry.htm
suck it.. and dont get me started on the breast implants and everything else she's had done.
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Maltese, not a shih tzu...
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Since when do white people come iin differ shades stupid ass. If so,give me the colors so I can look for them.Cause I never seen a color group of people other than blacks,asians,and spanish people. all yall do is fake bake so what the fuck are u talkin about!!!!!!!!!!!!! no offense to the white people exept 4 this jackass!
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hey traci-look at an Spanish person, an Italian and and an Irish person. oh my god! white people AND different shades!!
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Kathryn like oh my god!!!!! dumb ass give me the colors! And I never knew a white person was Spanish.Get yo facts straight.
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yo john,
not ALL mixed-race people are "better looking and more attractive"
some just turn out demented and totally stuffed up
and btw, i am mixed so i am not just jealous much...
halle is very very pretty though
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Traci,
I am black and I know whites come in different shades. The shades may not be 'that' drastic, but Italians are ususally darker than Nordic whites. Spaniards (Spain is in Europe) are considered white and they can be darker than other Europeans. Also, semitic peoples (arabs and Jews) are white and they are (can be) darker than your typical American white. If you're thinking Spanish just means Latinos in North and South America, they are very different ethnic groups from Spaniards.
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i heard halle is lesbian with oprah
they announced it on her show a few days ago
they said they were planning on going to florida to get married
and that would be starting a family with the help on stedman or something
to end the show, they starting pashing
and the audience were like "go oprah, go halle, go oprah...."
weird, i know
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Cutina youre soo fuckin' stupid. 1st-U don't even know if I'm white. 2nd-For the record, I'M HALF white. 3-I'M NOT ugly. Bitch. Go fuck ya daddy now.
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#16 - yes that was supporting actress award...Halle was the first to win Best Actress...and I don't need to KNOW her personally...she is just another actress riding the fake shit to the top...I watched her win that award via TV and couldn't wait for her to shut the fuck up...she could have accepted the award as a tribute to her acting abilities instead of making a big deal about her blackness...and how special she was because she was black and winning the award...etc...another problem I had with it was the movie sucked anyway!!!
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me do like that the milk chocolate...
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I'd do her just as long as she doesn't run me over with her car.
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she's was a bond girl and one of the hottest at that.
if her skin was "the color purple" she'd still be banging. she should of went topless in a few of the movies before swordfish.
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First of all, uglyman bitch you sound like you go both ways!!!!!!!!! Maybe you already had relations w/ yo daddy.And I could give a fuck less what color you are!!!!Who was talkin to yo punk ass in the first place! (Don't bite off more than u can chew bitch!)Anyways 2 # 31 my point was that white people pigmentation in their skn is'nt really noticeable as how people of color are!! If so I never noticed! the part where u said their skin tone isn't as drastically as our that was what I was talking about. And Halle still don't look white to me.even if she is half-white.I understand where u comin from! And angelfool if the media or America had a problem with what she said than they would've made a big deal out of it like yo ass doin right now! Instead like I said @ first it seemed like it was apart of history!#16 you are right.
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Cutina:
You're boring the crap out of me. Move along.
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Cutina....
You are so YAWN!!!
harpin on and on just to make everyone think like you
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if u don't like what i say than don't read it jack asses!
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Cutina hahaha you dumb fuck!
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Maybe if we ignore her - she'll go away. Better yet, maybe someone will take her away -like to an institution for the criminally ignorant. Let's just pray she doesn't procreate.
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# Cutina from da midwest
Kathryn like oh my god!!!!! dumb ass give me the colors!
beige, white, tan and taupe.
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Oprah's Minge-- those aren't shih tzu's, you idiot.
OT: halle is damn hot! but i have to say these are not her best photos.
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this woman is not that hot. she doesnt have beautiful eyes or beautiful lips. Her short hair was disgusting. Shes boring.
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Whats the deal with this woman. She has thin lips I dont see any beauty in her. I think shes ugly as hell. The last time I saw any beauty in her was in The last boyscout, which was years ago. Why do people even think this woman is hot.
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"Did she turn white?"
I was thinking along those same lines, she is one of the whitest black people I have seen outside of Michael Jackson, but then he doesn't count since he must shower with bleach and Bubbles.
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I fucking hate Shih Tzu's. My friend had one of those annoying little yappers and would kick the fucker against the wall.
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oh that message above is 4 ugly man bitch so he call himself! holla
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I just don't like her...at times she looks beautiful...BUT She has an ego that won't quite and all that shit about the 1st black woman winning an Oscar or whatever award it was...yuck...
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