2006 Brazilian World Cup Babes Go Back Home; God Damn You To Hell, France!!



France committed an atrocious party foul roughly 10hrs back. They've literally sent the hotness level @ various clubs & pubs around Germany spiraling to the ground b/c all the Brazilian hotties who came for the World Cup are unfortunately in no mood to make out w/ random dudes, get wasted w/ random dudes & then later proceed to sleep w/ random dudes. All these hot mommas are unfortunately locked up inside their hotel rooms, uncontrollably crying themselves to sleep.

Of course, all this pain has a bastardly silver lining. Doesn't everything in this world?! What we mean is that there's tremendous room for sympathy sex for the lucky few who can gain access to these wounded puppies. Godspeed to them b/c everyone knows sympathy sex is only second to makeup sex!! owww!!

Since the Bastardly will dearly miss all the hotties, here are some sad & happy faces from yesterday.



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hahaha to the brazilians
i thought they would win for sure
oh well...there is 2010
yes...i got first comment!!!

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 12:48am
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bah.... you can't win all the time....

come on.... won 94, lost the final game on 98, won 2004 straight through, got kicked out on the quater finals in 06..... thats pretty good to me...

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 1:28am
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fucking french bastards@(#*&

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 3:22am
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Hahhaha brasil got OOOOOOOOWNED ^_^

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 5:01am
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>>ohh i forgot, they would have had to lift up their arms..and no one want to see whats under there >>

Looks like you've traveled a lot in your life, dear mags. If you were even a tiny bit educated, you would know that no girl in France has hairy armpits.
Then again, most of Americans are pretty ignorant when it comes to other countries or other cultures... -Thumbs up-

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 6:01am
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how can u call them babes? some women on these pics are actually ugly!!!! very! DAMN FRANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 7:07am
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Theres a lot of retards on this site. I am glad France beat Brazil, since I am hoping to see Melissa Theuriau in some nice outfit cheering them on in the final.

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 9:40am
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well he is right. French women all shave/wax their armpits. Whats more they, an i think Europeans in general, groom themselves way more that us Americans. They would never imagine rolling out of bed, clipping their hiar in a bun, putting some sweat pants on and going to the store with their flip flops and chipped nail polish. And this is the site i see every morning in my supremarket.

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 10:59am
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I hope all the brazilians chicks got banged last nite. My friends and I we gangbanged a couple of them last nite.

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 11:57am
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yeah DAMN YOU FRANCE, Brasil should go atleast to the final by law, because they have the hottest babes. we'll miss the Brazilian ladies, they are the best of the World

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 12:55pm
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What a TRAGEDY!!!!!!! Brazilian World Cup girls go back home!!! The Brazilian chicks are so sexy, my favourite ones.

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 1:25pm
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key when the hell was the last time you were in europe. times are changing dumbass there are plenty of people throughout europe that roll out of bed and walk the streets looking like a pile of shit.

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 2:12pm
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Ronaldinho had said """ We have so much talent, it scares me"""

What talent??? oh ya. Shooting for gatorade....

This is what over confidence and cockiness does to you!

I guess most of us knew that brazil would never win because they were so damn overhyped...

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 2:17pm
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Did anyone actually see the game? Brazil got OWNED. If they had won, it would have been really disappointing. That team has relied far too much on carrying a bunch of individual superstars who have no idea what the field positions of anyone else on their team are. Soo many times during the game I watched Brazilian players dribble straight into a crowd of French defenders because they thought they were superstar enough to handle it, and they'd either lose the ball to the defender or make a frantic "pass" to a "teammate," and nine times out of ten the ball ended up at the feet of a French player.

Oh and P.S. I've gotta say I'm kind of over all of the Brazilian women hype; the photos above are kind of proof that a lot of Brazilian women are touted as a lot hotter than they actually are merely because they're from Brazil, which has happened to churn out some gorgeous supermodels, and which carries a reputation of obessiveness over plastic surgery that only Los Angeles can match.

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 2:40pm
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Calling all girls!!!

Agreed brazilian women are HOT!!! But that refers mostly to the supermodels from there. I would say the average brazilian woman is soooo NOT HOT!!!

That is proved by the pictures above. Not one of the brazil chick was appealing to me. And most of the deserved the brown bag.

What do u say gals??

Brazilian women are HOT or NOT!!!

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 2:49pm
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hhhhmmm...lets see. Lived all my live here and I've been seeing this shit here all this time and i have yet to see that in Europe. And the last time I've been to Europe was February. You are swearing like an idiot and being all defensive becuase you know I'm right, you are just too afraid to own up.

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 3:10pm
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the french must genetically engineer women with zero armpit hair.

Wow. Ninja. You're a true idiot. If I say they have no hairy armpits; it of course means that they either shave or wax their armpits. Only a real moron would think that I assumed what you assumed I assumed. I feel pity for you, poor Wal Mart cashier...

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 3:13pm
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Sorry Mel # 24, I do not agree with you. I have been in Brazil some times and I could see that Brazilian women have a natural beauty and a simplicity that I did not find anywhere else around the world yet. BRAZILIAN GIRLS ARE EXTREMELY HOT, and the best, hot and beautiful by nature.

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 5:41pm
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FUCK YOU FRANCE i wanted to see the super hot Brazilian chicks in the final against Italy. I think no one can deny Brazil have the best soccer players, but they were so disorganized. They were a bunch of superstars and a soccer team, that is why they did not deserve to win. No one can deny they have the hotest ladies too.

forza italia.

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 5:59pm
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DAMN YOU FRANCE! DAMN YOU FRANCE! DAMN YOU FRANCE! DAMN YOU FRANCE! DAMN YOU FRANCE! DAMN YOU FRANCE! DAMN YOU FRANCE! DAMN YOU FRANCE!

Poor Brazilian Hot Babes! They are needing our love.

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 6:21pm
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oh noooooo i can not believe Brazilian ultra hot World Cup babes go back home

now i am crying too i do not want the Brazilian hotties go back home

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 8:44pm
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Sad Day, we will miss the hot Brazilian girls.

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 9:03pm
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I'm sorry for all Brazilian hotties, but France played very well

Zizou was fantastic.

i'm glad england and argentina lost their games. hahahaha

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 9:17pm
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The Brazilian BLOTD posted 3 days ago is gorgeous

http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2006/06/28/bastardly-lady-of-the-day-...

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 9:23pm
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I'm jealous of the blonde girl on page 8 with the beer (french?). she has a perfect rack.

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 10:40pm
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>ohh i forgot, they would have had to lift up their arms..and no one want to see whats under there >>

Looks like you’ve traveled a lot in your life, dear mags. If you were even a tiny bit educated, you would know that no girl in France has hairy armpits.
Then again, most of Americans are pretty ignorant when it comes to other countries or other cultures… -Thumbs up->

Thats called a joke, and i lived in France for a year

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 11:02pm
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#26 Pal

you must be psychic pal. i banged a french (well the last name was french) wal-mart cashier before. her armpits were shaved, the legs and nipple hair kinda bothered me though.

nice cause to crusade against man. i got to hand it to you. getting all riled up about armpit hair must be a passion for you.

seriously...clap...clap...clap...clap...clap...clap...wooo!....clap...clap...clap....clap...clap...clap....clap...clap...clap....clap...clap...clap....clap...clap...clap....clap...clap...clap....clap...clap...clap....clap...clap...

Monday, July 3rd, 2006 @ 2:34am
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Did Melissa theariu take off her top or did Alizee lift her skirts to celebrate the french victory

Monday, July 3rd, 2006 @ 4:49am
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Yay! GO FRANCE! I hope either Germany or France win the world cup.

Those lousy S. Americans got whooped! They only won cos they probably take steroids and all sorts for 3 years out of 4 those other times. Just like Argentina's Maradonna, innit? They're all the same.

USA could've been better, you losers just didn't support them enough. They got further than England last world cup, not that you'd know.

Oh and Rooney says he's gonna split Cristiano Ronaldo in 2 next time he sees him at Man U. And I'm gonna help him get that stupid cock sucking bastard.

Monday, July 3rd, 2006 @ 7:03am
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Oh Mother! All the boys here sound like a bunch of crying little pussies..."oh, the Brazilian girls are gone now"...nothing at all about the GAME! I mean, are you upset Brazil lost or that all the girls (you'll never have) have gone back to where they came from?

Phred: Where did you hear that about what Rooney said about Cristiano? People seem surprised that Cris ratted him out right before he got the red card but what do you expect? it's the World Cup & they're competing...I couldn't believe my man kicked in the winning point. I wonder how they'll treat him when he gets back to England.

Monday, July 3rd, 2006 @ 12:16pm
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France is SO out of the EU for this one. Now we have to deal with a bunch of snotty French sluts.

Monday, July 3rd, 2006 @ 1:40pm
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Dear Phred:

1. You're a dope. Why? Keep reading.

2. Argentina and Brazil are not lousy soccer teams. Far from it. Argentina lost to a very good German side - in the penalties it's a crap shoot - actually when you go to penalties against the Mannschaft the chances are you're going to lose. Those teutonic mofos are some ice-cold sons of bitches. Lehmann, the German goalie was huge. Or did you totally miss how he stared Cambiasso down, got in his head, and turned his penalty kick into a easily stuffed whimper.

Argentina had their second string goalie and the Argentine coach is an idiot. Argentina lost primarily because it was totally outcoached. It should have never even gone to penalties.

Brazil came in flat - Ronaldo was a fat, out of shape bucktoothed fuck, Ronaldinho was exhausted after putting FC Barcelona on his jheri-curl juice stained back and winning La Liga and the Champion's League and by the time the WC came around he had nothing left in the tank. Their back line was old and decrepit and their goalie Dida plays with the tactical discipline of a chimpanzee. Oh yeah, and they faced the greatest soccer player since Maradona (Zidane), who is making one last run at glory before he retires - and he is kind of pissed off at all the press saying he was old and washed up after the horrible season he had Real Madrid, not to mention the horrible showing the French squad had in the pool matches.

3. US could have been better. But not because we Americans didn't support them enough. It's more like they believed their own hype and got owned. Landon Donovan is a pussy who would rather be a star in the D-list MLS than bust his ass to crack the starting lineup in the B-list Bundesliga. The problem with the US is the gay ass suburban kiddie leagues. They have to get more cutthroat like the Europeans and South Americans - identify the kids with talent at an early age and segregate them into elite leagues or ship them off to the European football academies so they don't waste their time playing with slow, no-talent hacks as is the case with American high-school/college/semi-pro/MLS leagues.

4. Rooney is a fucking moron. He's all hot air - all ra-ra intensity and absolutely no focus. Oh yeah, he can't score for shit off the cross - he can only do the bullrushes up the middle. Which, in case you haven't noticed is utterly worthless at the WC level. Besides, Cristiano Ronaldo is gone from Man U. Expect to see him in a Real Madrid shirt next season. He'll be sure to taunt you as he's fucking three supermodels simultaneously and you can only stand there agape in your sullen impotence.

Have a nice day,

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Monday, July 3rd, 2006 @ 3:10pm
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LOL Doom has spoken has he? Well Doom should speak less. Why would I want to fuck female supermodels? Arsehole! I'm no lezzer like your mum. Think about it. I can't be impotent!

Go suck some south american cock, cos I sure as hell don't want any.

If argenital was totally "outcoached", it meant they were shit in comparison. They weren't well trained. That's what makes a shit player, a shitly trained player is called a shit player, do you see? That's why they lost, cos they're south american shit.

Oh, Ghana aren't shit, they just didn't train very well, they were outcoached right? So what is a shit team, eejit?

and no, you don't support them enough, or you'd have had your own leagues and your football stars would've been millionaires.

Monday, July 3rd, 2006 @ 3:22pm
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And those brazillian whores above are MINGERS too.

Monday, July 3rd, 2006 @ 3:32pm
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And he'd better be in a real madrid shirt next season, cos if he sets foot in here again, he's a dead man.

Monday, July 3rd, 2006 @ 3:34pm
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I can't be a dope, chances are, I'm much smarter than you... actually, no chance about it, cream of the crop baby! I know this for a fact.

My reply may have seemed "incoherent" (wrong word dimwit, look it up) because your IQ is lacking.

Argentina had players on the field, don't blame the coach, it's not his fault the players sucked. At the end of the day, it's the players that make the difference. They shouldn't have to rely on the select few. They were all fully trained, they should've been able to do the job. Crap players from a crap country.

DOOM HAS FARTED

PS: Ghana, about that, if you had any mental power at all, you would have realised that it was an analogy (probably wanna look that up too). Everyone knows Ghana is shit.

Monday, July 3rd, 2006 @ 3:56pm
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*sighs* what did i start

Monday, July 3rd, 2006 @ 4:00pm
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Who cares, soccer sucks anyways.

Monday, July 3rd, 2006 @ 4:27pm
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I wanna see more Brazilian babes

Monday, July 3rd, 2006 @ 8:59pm
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I still think Brazil has the best soccer players, but their coach Parreira was not enough competent. He already had the stars, but he could not make a real TEAM. The group was completely disorganized on the pitch.

Stars and celebrities do not win a World Cup. Just an very organized team can win. Passion is very important.

I think the final is going to be Germany (Passion) against Portugal (Organization).

Monday, July 3rd, 2006 @ 10:03pm
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Y'allz John is right... Tis definately gon be Germany and Portugal...

Tuesday, July 4th, 2006 @ 2:59pm
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Couldn't agree more! John, you're 100% right!

Parreira is going to be crucified this week and he totally deserves it. Him and some of his celebrity players who didn't play shit last saturday and let down my entire country!!

GO PORTUGAL!!!

Tuesday, July 4th, 2006 @ 5:25pm
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Goooooooooo Zizouuuuu

Hope FRANCE win....

Tuesday, July 4th, 2006 @ 6:46pm
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I can't fucking believe it!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, July 5th, 2006 @ 5:08pm
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bad coaching. go go la france!!

Thursday, July 6th, 2006 @ 7:01am
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Much of my family is from Brasil, and I have been there a few times. From what I have seen alot of Brazilian women do not wear as much makeup as American women, but of course every individual is different. Women (and men) everywhere are generally the same if you want to look at it from a wide spectrum, there are attractive ones and there are not so pretty ones.

Friday, July 7th, 2006 @ 4:47pm
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Listen, I am American-Brazilian, I've been to Brazil a few times and this whole illusion that brazilian women are the hottess is bull crap. Yes, some are very hot but alot are not. Many of the girls I met there weren't so hot at all. But they all were trying to be. So you almost think are hot because they're dressed like sluts. But if you look carefully you will see there pretty much ugly.
There are ugly women and beautufull women in brazil. Just like the rest of the world.

By the way brazil diserved to lose those premadonna, overpaid, spoiled rich brats. The average poor brazilian moaned and cryied and the players went home to there luxuruious massions and ferraris. How pathetic.

Thursday, July 13th, 2006 @ 4:27pm
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Equater your just a gay faggot.

Brazilian women are one of the hottest women on the planet. Anyone that does not agree is gay.

Saturday, August 5th, 2006 @ 5:07pm
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you went from:

"Anyone that does not agree is gay."

to:

"If you dont agree then your a gay piece of fat cow American dirt."

interesting...

Saturday, August 5th, 2006 @ 5:26pm
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fuck imagine if brazil and italy in da finals ,it would be SEXY LADIES HEAVEN
brazilians and italianas the best.
SEXY HOT

Thursday, April 5th, 2007 @ 7:56am
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ohhh im so glad they got the boot, i didnt want them to win, it would have been so predictable, was sad about england getting ousted today....and i had lost hope in the usa a long time ago....wich led to...them losing, big surprise, poor usa, soccers just not our sport

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 12:49am
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cowboy that was just way too fucking rational.. fuck the french and damn them to hell

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 3:33am
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*most American people

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 6:02am
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FUUUUCK!!! I can't believe it! I can't believe Brazil lost! THE WORLD IS GONNA FUCKEN END!!!!

1 459 days until WORLD CUP 2010

With insane amounts of morphine and other pain numbing drugs, I will make it...

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 11:19am
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I hope all the brazilians chicks got banged last nite. My friends and I we gangbanged a couple of them last nite. It was great .....
and fuck france

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 11:57am
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well, no reason to post World Cup babes anymore. i'm sad now, i felt in love for all the Brazilian girls I saw ultill now.

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 1:36pm
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***they were a bunch of superstars and NOT a soccer team. They did not derserve to win. I'm sorry for the Super Hot Brazilian Ladies.

Forza Italia

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 6:02pm
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key shut the fuck up you retarded wank. ive lived in various european countries for the majority of my life i have an apartment in warsaw im living in london currently and i travel constantly. there are plenty of people in europe that look like dirty piles of shit and theres a lot of american influence rolling through european cities especially which means more fatties more slobs and if you're in europe sometimes, apparently more retarded fucks. in the past 5 years alone there has been a huge difference in the way poles dress act and how much they weight.. and thats just one example.. piles of shit in the morning? i think so.

Monday, July 3rd, 2006 @ 7:08am
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Bijoujou, read it on Sky News Active and some of the newspapers.

What do you mean WHEN he gets back to England? I doubt the fuckin' cock sucking pussy-boy would survive a day here. He's not playing for United again, not unless he has a death wish.

And you have a go at the guys for whining about all the brazilian girls going back to brazil and yet here you are calling Ronaldo "my man", since when? Even though you can have him, I doubt anyone would want him unless they were a PAEDOPHILE who wants to rape little girls. Are you a peadophile who likes raping little girls?

Monday, July 3rd, 2006 @ 3:10pm
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Phred.

Like I said, you're a dope. Exhibit A - what an incredibly incoherent post.

Argentina was outcoached in that the coach had his four best players on the bench when the game was on the line. Argentina was outcoached in that two of three substitutions Klinsmann made had a direct role in scoring the equalizing goal. Argentina was outcoached in that the coach was a pussy and decided to bring in defensive players to try and hold on for the 1-0 result instead of continuining to attack the German goal. That's outcoached you numbnut. That's not shitly trained, moron, it's shitly coached. There's a difference. Big difference.

What the hell are you going on about Ghana? I made no mention of them.

The US has its own league. It's called the MLS and it sucks. That's why the US should send it's best players to Europe. I have no idea what the hell you were getting at with that comment, other than to confirm my original assessment of you. i.e. you're an insufferable dope.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Monday, July 3rd, 2006 @ 3:33pm
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lets looks at statistics. of course i dont have the actual figures of the top of my head but i think you (and everyone else) would agree that the highest obesity rates are in north america. Now telll me that you'll take your fat, shaved American woman over a slim "hairy" European woman. nvm. You know what i am just about done with you. I have no more strength to argue with someone who will just not see the light. I just hate those stupid sterotypes. Guess what blondes are actually not that dumb, European women are not hairy, and Americans are not as arrogant, greedy, and dumb as people think they are. And if you are still living in the 17th century and you are so determined to catgorize people and put them in groups then just go ahead but dont start stupid arguments with me becuase i base my opinion on what i see around me everyday. Not on what stupid arrogant fucks such as yourself think. Now excuse my language but you just drove me to it.
Good day.

Monday, July 3rd, 2006 @ 3:57pm
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Equater your a gay faggot.

Brazialan women are the hottest women in the world. If you dont agree then your a gay piece of fat cow American dirt.

Saturday, August 5th, 2006 @ 5:09pm
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where are all the pics of the excited french women...ohh i forgot, they would have had to lift up their arms..and no one want to see whats under there ... ;D

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 12:52am
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#8 "you would know that no girl in France has hairy armpits"

yeah, no girl under 12.

who woulda thunk it? the french armpit, doesn't surrender at the first sight of hair?

the french must genetically engineer women with zero armpit hair.

two BIG thumbs up, on being so "worldly". a free ethics lesson on "disproving france's female hygiene stereotypes" is a fucking blast.

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 6:36am
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The frogs actually managed to win something. Hah!!!

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 @ 11:59am
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wait wait, you live in the states, you travel to europe and youre making a dumbass stereotype based on that?? ok i retract my previous post.. youre too stupid to bother with.

Monday, July 3rd, 2006 @ 7:10am
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brazilian women are FUCKING HOT. and why is everyone getting so worked up about the french chicks dont shave comment.. hahahaha. brazil's going to kick some bootay in south africa.. they were robbed. yea they have some of the top players in the world and they couldnt get their shit together, but should have been no contest. the ref was paid off and unfortunately zidane kicks ass.

Monday, July 3rd, 2006 @ 7:16am
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