Bastardly Breaking News! Ashlee Simpson carries her own bags!
Monday, July 3rd, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
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You know, if Ashlee Simpson took up Hef and the supposed $4,000,000 offer to take it off then maybe she'd be able to afford some minions to carry her bags for her.... you don't ever see her sister, Jessica, carrying her bags like this...another log to the fire of their sibling rivalry.
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Ok so is that a Kabballah bracelet or is she a newly initiate into the anorexic society??
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she looks beautiful!
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That's one motherfucking terrible outfit! Terrrrible. And her lips look really big. She's so fake. Go away, bitch
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It's a lot easier for her to carry the bags, now that the extra nose weight has been removed
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She looks like a peasant carrying bags to his landlord.
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Wow. This girl needs help not with her bags, but with choosing a bra that fits.
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she is so pretty. I am in love!
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Hmmm.. is she just really skinny, or has she done som lipo on her neck?!
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she looks a little like avril lavigne
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Hmmmmm..... Something about her boobs looks really smashed - kinda like the look of that compression wrap thingy that chicks hafta wear right after they get a boob job.... Hmmmmm....
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Jeez, you guys are fucking evil. Whatever happened to letting celebrities live their lives without a bunch of faggoty Jewish stepmothers ridiculing them constantly? I hope you all die slowly.
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I find it vastly amusing that this girl (Use the term loosely) thinks she's hot, I'm not dissing her nose job or anything cuz I think twas time to get one, but damn, just cuz she's (sorta) rich and (sorta) famous she thinks she's the shit.
Arrogance is oozing out of her pores
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how bout the nasty stringy extensions? face looks nice for a jessica wannabe but she needs to buy a comb and brush and hire a new stylist
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my gawdd...I thought bastardly posted the name wrong because the first pic made her look like Avril Lavigne..lol
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its Ashassica
even with the surgery, she still looks like crap
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she has the best nose job ever-after charlize theron and angelina jolie ones.
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She is just simply gorgeous with the Blonde hair...mix between the Olsen Twins, Paris Hilton and Cameron Diaz!!!!!!!!!!!!I am love man!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'll be her slave and carry her bags and kiss her feet.
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Miracle of science. Awesome.
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