Bastardly Lady of the Day - Chiara
Monday, July 3rd, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Chiara writes:
22 years old, Italian.
Do you like your boobs?
I wish they were a little bigger but anyway it's not a problem.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Uahah absolutely not it would be... :( disgusting !!!
Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (...to try get in your pants)?
It never happened.. maybe Italians are less fanciful than other men.
What makes you Bastardly?
To look like honeyed angel to tempt afterwards like a devil (well ..not a so bad one, but still a devil..).
*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually "take down" pictures. Cheers!
Julia Roberts with basil and garlic.
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Don't be fooled, y'all, this is a MAN.
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"To look like honeyed angel to tempt afterwards like a devil (well ..not a so bad one, but still a devil"
Where I come from they call that a common, everyday, cock tease...not cool or bastardly!!! Not impressed.
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scary tranny!
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That's a man, right? Transexual
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YES YES YES! Definitely a tranny! We of the Bastardly Community are not fooled!
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Heh, this doesn't look very attractive.
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I'm not really feeling this one, maybe I'm still pissed because I have to work today!!
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ummm...at first glance she seems good looking but then it becomes clear that she si too manly and that her features are too sharp.........
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Looks like Amanda Peet.
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I believe that is the POINTIEST-looking nose I've seen in a while...
I'll bet she can uncork wine bottles with that...
(That reminds me: shish-ka-bobs on the grill for dinner tonight...)
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Nodak:
Where are the olives?
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I have to agree this is a manly looking woman. Probably Brontasaurus like with a tiny little head and a progressivly larger body. Cankles and all.
She also needs to invest in something better than a cell phone camera.
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She's the most beautiful girl in the world.
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That's a freaking man!
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I think she classic beautiful. None of you bastards could get her, and none of you bitches measure up to her I bet.
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What are you all talking about? She's pretty. I love Italians
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First off her answers suck ass and looking at her face I assume she does as well.
There are a lot of hot Italian girls but she isn't one.
Next. . .
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I absolutely hate it when girls only send pics of their faces. How are we supposed to make a sound judgement? I need the whole package!! I swear there should be bastardly rules that cover this...other than that, this is a BIG WASTE of my time.
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fucking morons saying shes a fatty because there isnt a bikini shot.. you can tell from the pics on the second page that she's not fat. really pretty!
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yup thats a tranny for sure.
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Hot. Those who disagree are gay.
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Define gay?
1. Happy?
2. Likes Men?
3. Gender on gender action?
Cause I'm one happy man loving whore. Oh and I still think she looks like ass.
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I won't call her a man...but her features are very sharp...that's a good thing.
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i wasn't gonna comment on her...............so i won't...............marilyn manson's mom and vagina weilding sister.
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she has beautiful features and has an air of elegance i haven't seen in any other BLOD.
sensuality rather than sexuality. it's called being subtle. something missing from all the other girls.
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So.... if for some reason there was ever a Bastardly Guy of the Day, would YOU guys appease us gals by sending in shirtless pics, pics hinting the size of your package...so we can attest as to how hot you are??
...Methinks not. I don't think the guys could even do it.
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--and your point is...?
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She's definitely striking-looking and elegant. Nothing wrong with a touch of class ;)
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Bitch, moan, whine, bitch, moan, whine. I am now convinced with this assault on this poor girl, you fucks are nothing but a bunch of kids that have never been laid in your life. Even if ol' girl does have a penis, or even a penis shaped clitoris I would still let her at least give me a blow job. Hell, I might even eat her asshole out if she was in to that kind of thing.
Ain't no one a bastard like me.
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famke janssen was my first shot.
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nodakgirl
I believe that is the POINTIEST-looking nose I’ve seen in a while…
I’ll bet she can uncork wine bottles with that…
(That reminds me: shish-ka-bobs on the grill for dinner tonight…)
oh my god, nodakgirl your so funny!!!!!!! i love it!!!!!!
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ciospo
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RED FLAG...
Shots only from the neck up.
Methinks she's hiding some ghetto booty
Lei ha un asino enorme!!
Che la sono nascondendo sotto il suo collo??
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Come on now! We Bastards know when to look the other way! ENOUGH!!!
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weak
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i like her. attractive and different looking, but not in the bad way.
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is it me or does she seriously look like nelly furtado??
well, based on experience, people who only take "focus" shots only are hiding something, so theyre focusing on the best part.
so yeah, maybe she's one of those chicks that when u look at the face, she looks goddamn skinny but from neck to bottom...
*cringes* bloody hell...
body bag? or maybe you could try the jewish "sex with the sheets" kinda thing, u know... just a hole...
:D
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LOL Here we go again with the sperm eyebrows! lmao! Am I the only one that noticed that?!
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HOLLY SHIIIIT THATS A TRANNY!!!!!!
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