Bastardly 4th of July Question: Are the British Sore Losers or Just Hooligans?
Tuesday, July 4th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe

I was trying to think about what would be an appropriate post to commemorate our nation's independence & then it hit me...
This time rather than thanking George Washington, we should all give major props to Ricardo Carvalho & Cristiano Ronaldo for showing the Brits the exit @ the World Cup.
Remember, aside from fulfilling our gluttonous desires, the 4th of July is also a time to pay respect to our ultra secure Nation that keeps the Caramel Macchiato freely flowing w/out having to deal w/ conversation killing sounds of random missiles, annoying car bombs, & suicide bombers.
And now, here are a few photos of some defeated English fans following their painful loss to Portugal this past Saturday. Happy 4th, fellow Yanks!
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You're just bitter because the American team couldn't even make it into the final 16!
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Yes, an other early exit for England. Nice job.
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Where did your team get to in the world cup celticfury you loser!
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Wait, what sport are we talking about here? Looks like it may be rugby by the shirts most of the patrons are wearing. Oh well, it probably sucks ass anyways.
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Dude, Wiseman. I mean, can't you go one post without defecating all over someone else just for your little internet moment of fame? It's getting pretty old, man.
"Look at me! I can call people stupid fat Yanks on the internet and act like they don't know what Wales is because the truth is I'm hiding behind a computer screen! Fighting on t3h n3t is t3h r0x0rz!"
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Moose..............Yanks are stupid, so why beat around the bush with bullshit??? Its like saying America are going to win the world cup.
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wtf were they arrested for????? haven't seen anything on it in london.. wtf!?!?!? england played well in the last game they're shit for penalties and that's a fuckedup rule.. need some fifa reorganization before the next cup. less refs paid off wouldn't hurt either. 4 remaining teams suck ass.. it'll be france of germany big whoop. BRAZIL IN SOUTH AFRICA BABY!!
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Personally, why can't they be both?
Oh and Wiseman, where ARE you from, anyway?
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The thing is I don't really think anyone was suggesting that the US had any chance of winning the World Cup. Most US soccer fans cheer for other teams because everyone knows theirs is weak.
But really, you can't just say that all Yanks are stupid and expect to come off not looking like a twit. Every country has their morons; it's unavoidable. Even if the US has a lot of them, you can travel pretty much anywhere and find enough stupid people to make your head spin.
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I'm still depressed about Brazil... I'll never get over it until they win in 2010.
PS I didn't even know there was an American team. Is there seriously and American team?
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America is um... intelligently challenged?
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I never expected England to win, it would've been nice of course, but we're nowhere near as good as Germany or Italy or Brazil. However it is annoying that our quarter final match was screwed up by some Portugese ass-munch and Rooney the hot-head. If Portugal end up beating France then we'll know for sure that there's something awry. Germany to win I say!
How come America are supposed to be 5th in the world for football - oh sorry, I mean SOCCER - and yet you lot keep saying how much the team sucks? Perhaps America owns the company that produces those league tables eh? ;)
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Wiseman is an idiot, were you smoking crack when you picked that name? Does Wiseman not know that many counties are in America? That anyone who lives in S.America, Central, or N. America, are ALL americans. He is probably speaking of the USA. Wiseman, get an education before talking crap about another country, maybe learn geography, if your country even teaches it. Also, not knowing much about one sport, and telling us we don't, isn't going to bother us much, many different countries have sports, that others just don't have enough interest in, to better themselves at it. I don't go around saying how bad others suck at baseball for instance, or basketball, I don't expect them to find our sports as interesting as ones they grew up with in their own land. Wiseman should be renamed idiotboy, until he goes back to school to learn some geography.
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Dee, I think you may have meant "intellectually challenged."
And where are you from?
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Also, anyone who says americans are intellectually challenged, your people probably moved to those continents to lower the over all IQ :)
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Just to clarify; yes we learn Geography in Britain ;)
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I see IdiotBoy still hasn't learned his geography. I am suprised at ABrit , you say america also, is wasn't all americans that had a war with your country, it was the USA, so ABrit, it makes me wonder how intelligent the people are who teach you this geography.
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Batmorph, when people say America, they usually mean the USA. The other countries, with all due respect, are just not worth mentioning. It's not a lack of knowledge and understanding of geography being displayed here, but a lack of any real interest in any of the other countries in the American continents.
Canada is another country which is American, but it is worthy of it's own recognition. Mexico, Brazil, Argentina, etc. contribute very little to global politics and therefore are not at the forecourts of people's minds.
When someone says America, people automatically think USA, unless someone specifically says South America, then they access their memory stores for the countries contained in that continent.
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Phred, it's sad people think like that, I have traveled the Americas, and I consider all of us in these continents Americans, screw global politics, when I speak of the people in a country, I don't mean their politicians, since most politicians in ANY country are lacking true intelligence. Mostly, it is because people in many countries are under educated. Notice how Americans don't use general terms with countries in Europe, and most are not involved with Global Politics. We call those countries by their names, as we were educated to do so.
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Americans are the ones with the low IQ since they voted for Bush.
Can't argue with that.
But whatever, Portugal IS gonna win this WC, so ya'll can shut up.
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Haha yea, intellectually challenged. My bad. I'm from Australia
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dee: hah.
i just watched that shit too.
I'm pulling for portugal now, as well.
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Sad, IdiotBoy(wiseman) has nothing to ramble about, and now tries to make personal flame attacks, that bother noone. Does it hurt you that we are better then you Islamic turds, IdiotBoy. I'm going back to my game now, it was fun, until it became total under educated BS from a wannabe human, hehe. Enjoy your life as it is IdiotBoy, we will catch and fry your leader soon:) To all others enjoying a good game, GL to all of your teams.
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YEAH BABY, ITALY ALL THE WAY!!! that fucking rocks they wiped germany. Dee.. intelligently challenged? Haha.. I'll assume that was supposed to be funny..
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For the two genius posters going back and forth, if you’re really trying to debate each other, saying “ooooooo your name is idiot boy, no ooooooo your name is batty boy cause you’re stupid†is just fucking ridiculous. Hahahah, actually it’s pretty freakin funny but come on now. There are stereotypes flying left and right on this post and they’re out of control. Any blanket comments about countries like you two nerds are making won’t get you far in terms of being taken seriously. All Americans are stupid? I don’t think so. There are plenty of Americans like myself that despise Bush and everything he stands for. All Brits have bad teeth? What are you, in Kindergarten???
That said.. YEAAAAAAAAAAAA BABY ITALY KICKED SOME FUCKING ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooooooooooot!!! I’ll be more than happy with either Portugal or Italy..
Now that Germany’s out, as long as France gets their Brazil trashing asses whooped it’s all good..
Down with France, Brazil for the cup in South Africa wooooooooot!!
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The german police scares me. :(
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Portugal is strong now mainly because they have two fantastic brazilians in their team. The coach Luz Felipe Scolari anf the midfielder Deco.
I also like the Portugueses Cristiano Ronaldo, Ricardo and Deco;
Rooting for Portugal now
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I can't believe Brazil is out! What a fiasco! This was the worst thing that could have happened, Brazil was beaten by France "AGAIN", ending its hopes of a sixth championship.
I am sooooo sad and feeling an enormous frustration and deception! Well, atleast we are still the only country to have won five World Cup titles, maybe I can't complain.
Now we will have to wait for 2010 in South Africa and "2014" HOPEFULLY HERE IN BRAZIL (let's wait for FIFA confirmation, but all I can say now is that I'd love to see all you football/soccer fans here in my land in 2014)
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ehh but i waqs ad england lost
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mags, some people think most americans are arrogant. maybe that's the reason why. as for me, i like reading the comments section. i learn new swear words everyday :D
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im guessing wiseman is british....and all this time i thought he was american sorry......
i guess the term window lickers gave it away........im suprised you didnt go down the joooeee....or decon route.....lmao
where abouts in england are you?
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Mags, Unwiseman is just lashing out because:
a) he knows that if it weren't for the USA, he'd be speaking German, working as a houseboy for some Nazi officer and getting "blitzkreiged" up the ass on a regular basis,
b) he knows that modern British culture is nothing but a no-talent, low-budget, less attractive attempt at ripping off anything produced in the US,
c) his decaying, disgusting, rotten British teeth have him in continuous, excruciating pain,
d) he knows that the world views America as glamorous and attractive, and Britain as pasty, pudgy, ugly and unhygienic,
e) he knows that Americans could give a shit about "football," because we see it for what it is: a sport so boring and painful to watch, it actually makes televised golf seem appealing,
f) the simple fact of the matter is that if Americans gave a shit, and if our best athletes were the least bit interested in playing "football," we would dominate the sport like we dominate every other sport on the planet, and
g) his cock is so tiny, it's technically a clit.
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What a pathetic story! Yanks always have a complex when it comes to the english - especially when we obviously do something better than them. Potugal may have beaten us but the USA can't even come close. So funny, i know your probably trying to get the people to stop laughing at you by getting them to laugh at us.(lol) We where in the top 10 and were consistent. Well done, everyone in football said you where shit and you proved them right.
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I have good teeth thank you very much
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All of you are hilarious. I'm American and I was actually torn between Portugal and England. England is the "mother country" after all, it's our ally (with the exception of the American Revolution) and I like David Beckham...but I like Cristiano Ronaldo too, he's fun to watch.
Batmorph: "America" means the USA, unless you are speaking in narrow geographical terms or put a "South" in front of it. And Americans DO use specific terms when speaking about countries in Europe, if the scope of our argument/observation requires it. Please.
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Nick Homo..................I think you've been licking too many windows because shit is dripping of your tongue. Fuck of back to Arkansas you inbreeding sack of shit.
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OKAY BITCHES... TIS ALMOST TIME..... GET READY TO SEE FRANCE LOSE!!
I have so much $$$ bet on Portugal that if they lose, I'm gonna be on welfare and I will have NO dignity left... But that's a different bet
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I take above comment back... WHY DO ALL MY FUCKING TEAMS LOOSE???
Imma go and kill myself... Bye!
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Haha! Sorry Dee! :(
France & Italy on Sunday!!
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Yaaaay go France!! Haha Portugal fans :P :P Ronaldo is such a cry-baby
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f*uck all you yank cunts! Go eat some d*ck
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Oops!
Post 71. Used the "c" word.
Remember: "Skank" is used instead of the "c" word.
One more chance...and if you repeat the mistake....we must kill you.
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I love the Brits. Don't get me wrong I adore the country and the people there....but they are BOTH sore losers and hooligans at the same time with football. They are a smidge too serious about football...it IS life and Beckham IS God. The entire country has a collective drinking problem and mixing that with the way they are about football makes them look really sad. I was living there during the last World Cup...I saw it first hand. And British people, please don't respond with your oh-so-intelligent sounding come back that I am fat...because I'm not...so argue well or don't argue at all.
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And why do Brits like Wiseman argue that we are inbred when YOUR ROYAL FAMILY IS ACTUALLY INBRED!!! PRINCE PHILLIP IS QUEEN ELIZABETH'S THIRD COUSIN....EW!!!!!
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ldo did plan it dats wants happens 2 dicks lyk rooney also erikson is a crap coach y did he change 4-4-2 hes so dumb and move on u never noe u mite stand a chance in 4 years chance
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Now I want Italy to win... See, cuz of my karma, because now that I want them to win, they gonna lose. If I want France to win they will lose. I'm tryna pretend to Karma that I want France to win so she'll take them out, but I think the lil bitch can read my mind..
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hah.
love the inner mono, man...
ya, fucking france will probably win.
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Why blood brits face the fact that you lost. Stop saying C. Ronaldo gave the ref a blowjob dumb mothafuckas.England is the gayest country in the world.The gayest person in it is Wayne Rooney.Wayne Rooney is a uglygay midget nutstomping redcarded bicth. And dat fuckin idiotboy stop talking crap about America bitch. Are you mentally retarded?
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america get your own language dicks and you rugby team is shit in all the pads we dont wear nothing just shirts PUSSY SHITS
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i could careless abou the american team. the entire world knows america sucks ass at the sport.
I'm just bitter @ how argentina & brazil are both out of the running!!
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England and Portugal are both crap teams. They are absolutely poor. England couldnt even hit a cows arse with a banjo. Why can't these English spastics use an English manager???? Why go and search overseas????? Atleast Italy, Germany, and France use their own people. Now secondly Portugal are as shit as England, maybe even worse. They couldnt even beat Greece at Euro 2004. They lost the opening match to them and to confirm the fact that they are window lickers they lost again to the Greeks. Both these teams should never have gotten to the quarter final. France will win the cup and thats that.
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I forgot to mention you stupid fat yanks can stick your 4th of July up your arses. You lot aint ever going to be able to play football properly. Scotland could probably beat you fat retards. Then again even Wales could. Bye the way you thick Yank shits they are part of the UK.
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owww!!
can't wait!
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Dee.....Yes there is an Americans team. They do play football, but they call it soccer. They call rugby football, even though the ball doesnt touch the foot. What does this tell you about America???
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Batmorph.......you should be called batty boy since your thinking is queer. Why would anyone want to play baseball??? Its for window lickers. Football is the most popular sport in the world, its a fact. Americans are the ones with the low IQ since they voted for Bush. Cant argue with that can you batty boy?
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Let us all reflect on how stupid Wiseman(IdiotBoy) really is, he thinks all americans vote for the USA president, HAHA, he didn't learn his history either.
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All I have to say is that you ugly, fucked up grill having, world ruining British twerps can suck a fat herpes infested black crusty, prison dick. You're worth a bag of fucking peanuts, and you know it too. A bunch of dirty, upstart hippies, and the French kicked your silly ass' a long time ago, and ever since then you've been riding the fucking cottails of anyone you can. Your sports matter shit, and are played only as an excuse for you life-long losers to drink more beer, so you can drown whatever fucking sorrows you're going through at the time being. And, God knows you have plenty of sorrows. For instance, getting your ass' beat by a squad of hearty South AMERICANS.
Fuck you, and make an appointment with a dentist . . . You fucks.
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SH, most of us came from England, there is no need to trash others, and bring us down to their level. The USA is mostly immigrants now, and we were built as a country to support immigrants, it is part of our history. Lately we seemed to forget that, bulding walls and such, I am glad we have found this to be in error, and are in talks of a Amero dollar, and taking down the borders between the americas. THAT is what the USA stood for in the beginning, and we may FINALLY be going back to the correct way of thinking. Trashing other countries on the day we celbrate our independance, is a terrible idea, the TRUE facts in history show, that if it weren't for France, we would be speaking with a brittish accent right now.
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I take back my comments on Germany winning... Now I want Portugal to win!
GO PORTUGAL!! BEAT THEIR ASSES!! BEND THEM OVER AND MAKE EM YO BITCH!
Ahem... Yeah... Go Portugal
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GERMANY IS OUUUUTTTTTTT
2 goals by italy in the last 3 minutes. What a fuckin match
Germany played way below their standards
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Oh yes and ofcourse France will win the world cup. He will probably score a hat trick in the final.
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GO PORTUGAL AND CRISTIANO I LOVE YOU
but i also love ITALY!!
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GOOO ITALY ALL THE WAY!!!
BOOO CRISTIANO RONALDO!!!
Itally will win for SURE!!!
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Oh, and I'll never be on this site again, so suck it, Wisewoman.
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Nick the dick... whatever you say about the english you have just made the americans look so much worse. You say were pudgy - americans are cows, worse still dump trucks. you all have sti's, you do more crime against each other than any part of the world. Your greedy beyond belief. If we spent all daddies money on getting our teeth bleached and getting our tummies tucked we'd look like you too - so thats why we don't.
American cock sucker!
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And to clear things up, I didn't notice any Brits with bad teeth when I lived there. They're lovely people except for the ignorant bitter ones who put down Americans like "Wiseguy" or whatever his name is. The majority of people there are very nice. It's the same in every country: everyone has their share of jerks. No we're not all fat. I remember some poor ignorant fools at my university there telling me that they were shocked that the group of American students who came to study there were all THIN...and POLITE! Everyone in the world, not just Brits need to do their homework before they make stupid assumptions about other cultures. How are Americans arrogant when you have people like Wiseguy beign so arrogant? By the way I was in NYC this past weekend and noticed that a lot of foreign tourists in the U.S are extremely rude and inconsiderate so it's not just American tourists who should be considered rude.
Oh...and go Italy!
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moe to answer your original question
just hooligans
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Oh, by the way, Germany's gonna win... Doesn't mean that I want them to, but there just gonna win... Sorry guys, but tis the truth! Truth I tell you!!! TRUUTH!
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gooooooooooooooooo zizouuuuuuuuu
Hope france wins
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Battyboy......I see someone had to put you straight. Dumb fuckin yank. You give yanks a bad name. America usually means USA. I am surprised you know that there is another country in your continent.
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Again, ALL who thinks it was ALL americans that voted for bush, you are showing just how under educated you really are.
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Well it's true, every single British person has terrible teeth. I'm surprised we're able to eat... how has the population of Britain survived? You are SO right shithead. Oh and you forgot about how we only drink tea, that's another important one. And you failed to mention how we only won the war because of US involvement... I mean come on, if you're going to use ridiculous generalisations then at least do it properly!
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hope france wins.. goooo zizouuuuu
But i have a strange feeling in the pit of my stomach that portugal is gonna make it
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Retarded batty boy doesnt know what to say apart from crap. You are the one talking out of your arse. I am the one telling it like it is. I am amused you cant take toe truth. You chritian/jewbag/islamic shits are all a waste of space. Go and play with yourself because you know I am the one who is right and you cant think of anything better to say.
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why does everyone always bash on America, i mean honestly we never did anything to you
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Bush belongs with the rest of you fucks in England. He is an idiot like the rest of you.
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Bush doesnt belong in the UK, but you yanks can have Tony Blair and the royal family. They do fuck all and sit back and get fat like a lot of yanks.
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Batmorph.........keep your queer tendencies in check. Osama is an islamic bastard and you are the one talking bullshit. Just because you were put in your place. Now run along and eat George Bush dick.
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Zidane should score a hat trick to round of his time with France.
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That was a good game, in my opinion. It was very exciting...
I hope Portugal wins! Everybody down here in Brazil is cheering for them, since we are out of the World Cup. I don't think they play very well, but they sure can fight for the ball, so go Portugal!!
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Hey Wiseman, does Osama himself ask you to write that BS, or do you type it because his cock tastes so nice in your mouth? HEHE. Noone set me in my place, I have the education to know what is truth, no matter what an idiot flamer has to say.
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