Bastardly Breaking News! Kelly Hu being stalked by a black man
Tuesday, July 4th, 2006 in the weewizzle hours by Jackson

Someone needs to tell Kelly Hu that there's a black man following her and looks like he plans on running off with her purse!!!!
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Jackson, you're going to regret this... Not because of me, I'm just sayin'
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ahahahaha funny shit
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Jackson, what were you thinking?
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yeah. what were you thinking...he might jack the car and rape her too (invokes non-racist powers).
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Jackson say no to racism
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That's a racist, stupid thing to say- Jackson.
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yea you fuckin racist. not funny at all. you can tell this post was made by a crazy ass azn
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Too BAD this forum dosent includes physical address! Jackson may have reconsidered posting such a lame remark.
$900.00 for this idiot’s full name!
WE MUST TALK….
Redefreiheit kommt mit Verantwortungen. Es ist Zeit, Jackson zu bezahlen! Mehr Geld für diese Burscheninfo, mache ich dies für einen Lebensunterhalt!
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good lord nerds it was a joke and it was a fucking funny one at that. if he had some white dude and made a whites cant dance joke or some shit none of you would have a problem with it.. same damn thing. chill the fuck out.
actuallly if he had said "some white dude's stalking blah blah" you probably wouldnt have had a problem with it either.. you want equality then shut the fuck up.
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do you guys ever watch black comedies or anything funny, for that matter?!?
screaming racism about something that obviously has humorous intensions confirms there are countless closet racists in western society. everyone knows it & this type of shit proves it.
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don juan youre a dumbass. there are countless closet and non closet racists regardless where you are. blacks make white jokes whites make black jokes.. some dude called this dude a crazy asian.. its a fucking JOKE.
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I agree with karmasabitch! Everybody just please, please, chill the fuck out man! Hell. asians are always getting insulted whether it be about their slanted eyes, or their poor english (not intending to be mean here), especially ALL the Asian BLOTD's, so now that Jackson made light of this situation with Kelly Hu, people are screaming Racist! OH FUCKING PLEASE GIVE US ALL A BREAK AND CHILL OUT! If you can't take this in good humour, try another blog site thats more politically correct, after all, this is the BASTARDLY Folks!
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Yeah, he always makes fun of Asians too, but you guys all laughed about it.
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I can totally understand where you're getting lame & predictable, but unfunny?!!? fuck you too, Ian!!!
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It really wasn't funny, didn't spur any LOL moments from me. I did LOL at my own previous comment, though.
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i would have to say....we dont even know what race jackson is.
what if he's black? no one would call him racist then
i believe in living like UN pc. it makes for a more amusing world.
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Oh that was mean and low. Besides "that black man" looks jolly and sweet.
Anyway we all know it's the skinny white dudes that do the most damage. Look at our serial killers. So I say watch out for those boring nondescript "nice" 30-40 something yr old loner white guys. Them some crazy soms 'a bitches. . . (I think my red neck slang needs work)
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Is that Reuben Studdard getting ready to devour another bitch?
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its funny, that people say they want equal rights & respects but is just actually closet racists themselves.
u wanna fight racism? its gotta start with you.
u say "oh asians are fugly", "white people are neanderthals" "black people are savages" "latinos are idiots", and then in a subtle way, praise ur own.
of course, its natural, love thy own kind. but u said u want to fight racism? then shut the fuck up instead of fueling the flame, being the receiving end of a racial slur, then you go and throw ur own slur at the other person.
dude, youre just as weak as the other person is.
u have to admit, jackson's post was shit funny. when people bash the asian BLOTDs, I laugh too, even tho im asian, because it really was fuckin hilarious. some were going overboard with the racist comments, but u have to admit, its all in the name of fun.
this site is made for people with open minds and sarcastic nature. if u cant handle it, might we suggest searching for another one that is tamer for your taste.
happy 4th of july, people.
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Jess- you're right we don't know what race Jackson is. Jackson what race are you? I personally don't Jackson's a racist but that joke about the black guy. C'mon. You should have made it about the white guy in the background, he looked much more odd. And I'm saying that as a white woman. I looked at the photo again though and if you look at the black guy's eyeline, it does kind of look like he's watching her purse. But what's odd is that Kelly signs autograph's without looking at what she's signing. She could be signing anything!
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Always the ignorant one, so tired and lame.
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huh? not funny!
Next!
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who the fuck is this ho?
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Awww, another sweetie face broad! Seriously, she's still won't be that fucking bad by the time she's like sixty and shit.
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That sh*t is funny Jackson, I laughed when I read the post. This site is very well...bastardly..everyone gets made fun of if you can't take it, go to another blog. It's like Dave Chapelle's Nigga's segment, you have to be able to laugh at it and find humor w/ all of your brothers! If you are up tight and it makes u feel uncomfortable then you are the one w/ the problem.
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I'm here to tell you that Jackson's black.
He's as black as a tin of Kiwi shoe polish.
In a path from Philly up to Zoo York, its littered with a dozen-or-more-kids who were sired by Jackson. He can make watermelon and friend chicken jokes -- but YOU can't. He's jiggy. He's fly. He gotta pocketfull of dead presidents.
Got that?
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man, i temporarily forgot how sexy kelly hu is.. goes to show you don't need huge fake tits to look beautiful.. ya hear that asian import hoes?!?!
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It's ok, she knows kung-fu. She can take him.
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Her thighs are HOTTT!!! I'd sop her up with a steamed bun and egg noodles.
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Being black I don't like the "dark as Kiwi shoe polish" comment.Jackson or whoever made this comment is the NIGGER in this situation.
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choked on my fucking coffee when i read that shit
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Rubbish.
When did Bastardly become lame, predictable, and so unfunny?
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Besides if she has to worry about anyone, look at the nerd in the glasses and blue suit
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lets change the topic. she is rather ugly and her clothes show no sense at style at all...
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life not like lol
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typo, bitches...
FRIED chicken.
Fo Sho, aight?
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