Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Alba Covered by Buttafaces.com! No Way!

Seriously. I thought it was Nicole Richie.

I am a big fan of alba..i mean she is totally gorgeous in a natural, sexy and sweet way. So i wonder if it is just me? or is she just gg down hill? Ever since around the period of mtv movie awards..she just grew uglier and uglier!! All the photos during the mtv movie awards and from then on sucked!

She is over-doing her tan..she looks like treebark..but then again, she looked great really tanned in a yellow bikini! so i guess it is her weight! she is getting too grossly thin..her arms are shrivelled..she looks shrivelled..her cheeks are gaunt and she looks depressed/has dark eye rings/looks old..and her dressing is going from classy to i dunno..er..hip-hop garbage style? she has been wearing weird caps, suspenders and just looks like she is trying too hard to look stylish. What happened to her effortless style?

gimme my old jessica alba back! sexy, classy, slim but curvy, pretty!!

yeah, i agree. everyone has buttaface moments.. though this is more that she's wearing no make up AND caught at a bad time. she's still gorgeous, but i guess it just makes you realise how much difference a stylist/make-up artist/hairdresser/good lighting makes to pictures.

she is starting to look unhealthy...like a skeleton...her skin tone in these pics is "ashen" like totally ill...do to the doctor alba!!!!!

yeah i have to agree with "me"'s comments above, she is getting too skinny. i used to think that skinnier=better, but now seeing Jessica Alba get all scrawny just shows how unhealthy it looks. I have a feeling the hamburger (much like Nicole Richie is doing), is mearly a photo op to be like "Look I still feed myself"... Before she runs of and does 5 hours of cardio to burn that little baby off. Anyways those are my thoughts on it!
xoxo

okay, how can everyone be gaga googoo for adriana lima (stick figure/gorgeous) and say that alba, who is still not as slim as adriana, looks sickly? i need to know cuz i am deciding whether or not to eat today.

as far as I know, adriana has been the same weight since she started modeling ( at 16). jessica, however, is rapidly losing weight. everyone carries weight differently, and everyone loses weight differently. jessica doesnt look sickly (yet) but she's going below her ideal weight for sure.

Too thin

That's the biggest I think I ever saw her chin look! Photos are always different, is just fucking weird seriously.

Strangeness abound.

to lady bug:

well..adriana lima is stick thin..but her face still looks healthy and she still is curvy..alba on the other hand is starting to really lose curves and is starting to look dried-up? her face looks as i said..gaunt..but i still think alba is hotter than adriana anytime haha. like what "kathryn" says..pple carry weight differently.

So EAT!!! hahaa

LOL SHES NARSTY!!!! LOL TOLD YOU SHES FUGLY. BUTTAFACE? NOPE, SHES STILL GOT A RANCID STINKY BODY.

*laughing so fucking hard*!!!!!!!! FINALLY!!! yucky face!!!!! FINALLY!!! i only make a face like THAT after i find out someone keyd my new car, or is SHE asked me if i wanted her autograph!!! if she did, id ask her, "you need me to spell your name for you? i noticed it wasnt tattooed on your hand....." heehee!!!! im such a bitch, i love it.

well she does have a history of an eating disorder...so a relapse is not that far fetched

lol shes gross.

wait, i take that back, i TOTALLY made that EXACT same face when i found out bush won the elections.....

You freaks, shes gorgeous, she's just pulling a funny face. and I dont think shes too thin and I dont think shes lost that much weight it just depends on the clothes shes wearing! Alba and Lima are beautiful!

kerri your right, lima is breathtaking. but alba? no way

"Circus of the Stars 2012: Starring Jessica Alba! Watch as Jessica swallows an entire bowling ball! That's right, the star of such classics as Honey 2: I Need the Money, Honey 3: Will You Ever Learn, and Back Into The Blue will entertain you...cause she won't get paid if she doesn't. And here's Jessica....!"

She's not an actress.
She's an entertainment personality...but she's not entertaining and her actual personality sucks.

Which means...
She ain't shit.

Easy math, no?

JESSICA ALBA...Fuck You!

oh man. even this site is turning against her. i know why shes not wearing a bikini, cuz if she puts it on, itll slip off! skinnny ugly shit

DAMN SHE LOOKS LIKE A SKINNY FREAK!! WHAT HAPPENED .SHE USTO HAVE A NICE ASS AND HIPS. NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE SKELETAL UGLY CHICK WHO LIKES THROWING UP.

I know Dark Angel is no longer on the air, and I've never actually seen that show, but I absolutely hate Jessica Alba. Her "beauty" is perhaps the most overrated in Hollywood today and I have yet to see or read an interview where she does not come across as a completely stuck-up snob. Add to that the fact that she is a horrible actress. I know I can't be the only one who despises her.

susan, your not.
jj

I cant help but think JA would be so much better suited for porn. I am 100% serious. When you think about it, she would actually be contributing. Lord knows she is not worth the insanely inflated salaries she’s receiving for her pouty lips and high school grade performance. So Jessie girl, take yourself all scantily clad, suggestive, flirty, sexy..blah blah blah.. Get off the big screen and magazine covers and get in front of the VIDEO camera where you really belong..
Nobody wants to see her half-assed acting, she will never win an Oscar or be taken seriously. I think pretty much all the guys on this web site would probably prefer to see her in a porno (and we all know how much acting that takes)… I don’t know what kind of fantasy world this girl is living in but she is one hell of a hypocrite… You can’t be an actress, acting all sexy and inviting and then try to give off the impression you’re the Virgin Mary. I wouldn’t be ranting if she’d ever put on some clothes and choose some roles that don’t showcase the emotional range of her ass…Sorry but a pinhead like her will never command my respect…Now if it were Natalie Portman or ScarJo….but they are in a total different league JA could only dream of..
ok now that I’ve committed the sin of sullying the mighty alba..ya’ll can crucify me now…call me jealous or homely, or fat or whatever cheap shots you come up with…bring it…haha

i do NOT think shes one bit attractive, and when I see her all I can think about is what a bitch she is. She never tips and treats servants like a piece of sh*t. Shes a legend in her own mind.

FUGLYYYYYYYYYYYY
ewwwwwwwwwwwww
shez soo uglyyyyyyyy
she looked okay in honey
and good in sin city
buh i forgot
Makeup
and editiing
lol
FUCKING UGLY PIECE OF SHIT

honey

maybe u should go and look at urself in the fucking mirror.

Honey cant help that she wants to tell the truth.

25 TO LIFE I DIDNT KNOW PRISONERS WERE ALLOWED ON THE FUCKIN INTERNET.
GO FUCK YOURSELF AND IM STILL WAITING FOR YOUR ALBUM TO COME OUT NEXT NEVER

She is a butterface

oh and yes..in these pics, she is butter-face status. totally. but everyone has butta face moments, i guess.