Bastardly Breaking News! Don't Mess With Mary-Kate Olsen!
Thursday, July 6th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
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MK has the rattiest, ugliest extensions in HOLLYWEIRD!
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Brutto baldracca
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i think body wise she is looking really good lately. she wears horrible makeup and those extensions and usually bad clothes........ but her body looks good!
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i love her body! love it!
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OMG!!! How can I see some flesh on her legs?????
and why does she have to dress like a bloody beggar all the time???
and her hair.......eeeeeeeeew................even worse than mine
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and i thought i had less hair
well miss.mk anorexic bitch is trying too hard to be Jessica Simpson
Sorry cheap-olsen..u gotta SPEND money to look good
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love all the bitches that leave rude comments here, any of you worth 300mil? NOPE!
so shut your fat nasty diet coke drinking big mac eating, eat when you get depressed, seat pants wearing insecure comments to yourself..
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I love her hair.
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