Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Alba is one damn sexy golfer!

Pity no one showed her how to tie her laces.

I'll always remember her in Never Been Kissed:

"Nuh-UHH, I'm Malibu Barbie!"

She's really cute, though.

FUCK...ITS MORE SILLY NEWS ABOUT SLOBBA. I GET IT, SHES THE SHIT. BUT NEVA TO ME!!!!! SICK! SHES SO FUCKIN FUG!!!! I WOULDNT TOUCH THAT STINKY RANCID CESS POOL IF ADRIANA LIMA WAS THE LAST CHICK IN THE WORLD AND SLOBBA WAS THE LAST CONDOM.

What's with the old-man's shoes?

Yawn..next..more Catherine Zeta!

Hit him with the club, Jessica! NOW!

She is fucking HOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!

Another Day, Another Alba Pic! And just another day to tell everyone how much I love this girl! She is so frickin' CUTE!

Snake

What a dirty mexican! lmao! she should be cleaning up hotel rooms. muahaha
dirty mexican you know she stinks like the bottom of the nyc subway system. i fucking hate this girl shes so bland overrated, talantless and lacks class and looks. oh yeah, sorry but shes still fat peeeeeeeple!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAH! thats makes me laugh very intentionally as hard fuck core

I odn't think she's sexy. a bit overrated actually

She is damn sexy and seems to be a great person. She has talent and alot of projects in the works!

anorexia never looked so good.

I know Dark Angel is no longer on the air, and I've never actually seen that show, but I absolutely hate Jessica Alba. Her "beauty" is perhaps the most overrated in Hollywood today and I have yet to see or read an interview where she does not come across as a completely stuck-up snob. Add to that the fact that she is a horrible actress. I know I can't be the only one who despises her. and shes still pretty chubby. she should have skiped a few meals over the years. moelicious, she is NOT sexy!!! there are other hotties out there!

eh, Wie is way hotter. hehe

ALOT OF PROJECTS IN THE WORKS........ ALL TO BE BOMBS AT THE BOX OFFICE. JUST LIKE ALL HER OTHER CINEMA ABORTIONS. GIGGETY GIGGETY GOO, WHERE THE HELL IS JEALOUS, AND SLOBBA SMELLS PEW.....
LOL LOVED THE CLEANING UP ROOMS COMMENT, AND SNAKE, CAMMI AND DAMN, YOU ALL FUCKIN SAID THE TRUTH!
DONT LIKE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY? FUCKIN SUCK IT AND SWALLOW. VITOS BBBBAAACCK FROM GREECE!!!!!!!

your probably some fat hairy arsehole who wears a ponytail like the comic book guy in the simpsons. yeah fuck u. go back to greese vito you fucking dum ass hole

your probably some fat hairy arsehole who wears a ponytail like the comic book guy in the simpsons. yeah fuck u vito! and your dum girlfriend yourjustjealous is a stupid cunt slut who thinks girls are sexy eeeeww!!! fags are gross and they should all be killed. what the fuck have you done with your like you stupid fat hairy stupidhead?

yeah, ashley, yeah vito your so dum and gross and so is yourjustjealous and nodakgirl and lemure and that lillie sprite bitch. go fuck all of eachother you lozers and suck your mamas hairy dick!

vito needs to shut the fuck up and go back to iraq where the rest of the american faggot troops are killing innocent people. go fuck yourself veto

Well it looks to me like the dumb psycho bitch Ashley is on the blog again. with her multiple personalitys AB Libby bashed you real good, you dumb psycho bitch. Your daddy is puke he's the pony tail wearing faggot.

k do u ppl dont know what hot is hot means you want to fuck doset mean pretty k jessica alba is a pretty girl but come on shes not hot att all i see hotter girls hotter than her everyday her body is crapppp i would not tap that ...

i dont get whats with all the hype regarding albas body. the girls chest is flat as a board and her butt is average sized. face it she peaked at 17 and its been downhill since then, sucks.

BOBBY,ASHLEY BITCH, ID LIKE TO SEE YOU DO SOMETHING FOR THIS COUNTRY. IM NOT FOR THE WAR AT ALL, BUT YOU SHOULD PUT YOURSELF IN THE TROOPS SHOES AND FUCKIN KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKIN ABOUT.
FUCKIN SUCK IT AND SWALLOW CUNT.

I know Dark Angel is no longer on the air, and I've never actually seen that show, but I absolutely hate Jessica Alba. Her "beauty" is perhaps the most overrated in Hollywood today and I have yet to see or read an interview where she does not come across as a completely stuck-up snob. Add to that the fact that she is a horrible actress. I know I can't be the only one who despises her.

and yr NOT! i hate the "im not a slut" prissy "im better than everyone else" girl with a raging passion
and vito, that was some funny shit!!

I am sorry but this woman is the most beautiful creature ever to walk the face of the earth. I love golf and her and if those are the only two things i get to do for the rest of my life, i would surrender everything for it. LOL get it "do" haha. But seriously, she is just amazingly mezmorizing. She is everything I want in a partner and Dark Angel is the best show ever created.

shes sexi.. dont get me wrong... until she opens her mouth... the shit she says... ..wouldnt hurt if she had a bit more of a booty either...

nope, still ugly, stupid and i bet she needs assistants to help her spell her name when people want her autographs. lol i like vito!

I FUCKIN HATE THIS CUNT

SHE NEEDZ TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEE

She is my cinderella!!!loving u allways.. u are the best 4ever..my sweet, my idol, my insspiration, my sunshine my EVERYTHING!!!i love u!!i wanna meet u and be like u.. i'm your 1#fan.. i love u!!and don't worry, cuz u are the most wonderful, brilliant, amazing, cute, sweet, spectacular, fanatstic, beauty and gorgeous woman on the world..u rock!!!!! here is your bigger fan!!!!your 1#fan!!!and die haters!!!!u are the hottest and sexiest woman!!!no doubt!!!

She can play with my balls anyday.

#1 fan, get rid of your 12 inch beer goggles and youll see how truly vile she is.
no talent, no personality and i wish she would just fucking fall off the place of the earth
jessica alba, get over her!!!!! beter yet, she needs to get over HERSELF!

alba looks like seaweed compared to biel.

What a dirty mexican! lmao! she should be cleaning up hotel rooms. muahaha