Stacey Dash + Playboy Magazine Layout = Orgasmically Naked Stacey Dash
Friday, July 7th, 2006 in the weewizzle hours by Moe
Oh my.
Stacey is looking to take a final bow as she exits the entertainment industry. Thankfully (from the Horndogg Community's perspective), Ms. Dash has decided to make this final bow w/ no clothes covering her delicious, milk chocolate flavored bod.
On behalf of the Bastardly Heterosexual & Lesbian Horndogg Community, I would like to thank Stacey for this lip-wetting decision. Stacey, please send us an email & we'll ship you a limited-edition, always-short-in-supply Bastardly tank. Shipping & handling on us, baby!
Notes on Stacey Nipples as observed in this clip from the 1995 epic, Illegal in Blue: Nipples are fairly long---nowhere near Bai Ling Baby Choker Nipples, but long nonetheless.
And finally, we're going to end w/ a scandalous selection of photos in which Stacey is scrumptiously dressed to impress. We must appreciate the fully clothed Stacey in order to REALLY appreciate the Playboy layout when it hits the magazine racks. I'm sure Jackson will have a review of the issue.
Hopefully she won't be tattooed.
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One word.................HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
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she played a teenager for a quarter-century and didn't have a heavy part, acting-wise.
"final bow as she exits the entertainment industry"...hehe, yes a great actress is hanging up her "boner wand". it's almost outta gas anyway.
don't get me wrong, the long nipples, snotty looking nose and beaver shot. may be worth the price of admission.
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What do you mean by “final bow as she exits the entertainment industry�
Is she quitting acting and getting a deskjob or something?
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playboy is usually last resort, that's all.
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I'm a big fan of desperation.
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d from clueless....very grown up...
she's packing the A and T's to the glorious max...
i would gladly drink her bathwater
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What a body.
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sorry but she has the face of a chubby beast
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If she's offer a look, my eyes are open.
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She'll always be Dionne to me. Love her.
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Hubba.....
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She is so fucking hot. Sex.
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Stacey Dash is wifey...still a fine piece at damn near 40...i would feel honored to bust in her...
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She's beautiful but NOT here in these pics.
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She's hot but I kind of hate all of the pictures where she has her mouth open.
Newsflash, dearest:
TROUT is not hot!
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Hope she got paid well for this. It'll have to last her since she's DONE.
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She is hot - I think it's the eyes... I never realized she was 40! But I must agree - this is a hail mary for the 16th minute of fame - lackluster acting career at best.
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http://www.zillasays.com/
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number 17 Darlene= hater! jealous! you sooo wish you were as hot as her!
Do you think you can pull it off looking as beautiful at 40? no cause you are probably a 60 year old dame who throws stones at glass houses.
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I have officially beat off 4 times today to her pix. Anyone want to challenge me to a "Whack Off" I am going for a 5th time in about 10 minutes before mom gets home. Once she is home and asleep........I'ts on, chums. I think she is so damn hot. I do not see how ANYONE could seriously not be attracted to her unless you're jealous or a hardore faggot. If this is the type of virgins Al Queda muslims see in heaven strap me to dynamite suckers, I'm going in.
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Freddy,
Can't say I'll take you on
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GODDAMN she's hot.
Really. F-ing hot. Sorry I lapsed into a moment of incoherence looking at her ass. Her ass to waist ratio is astonishing. That's what "curvy" is- small waist, ample derierre and chest. Seems nowadays people are throwing that term around carelessly (even worse calling it "thick") when most chicks are falling by the wayside into the chunky category.
I wonder if Ms. Dash works out or if it's just good genes.
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Hey Moose:WRONG!!!
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wow...I'm 40, and I'm fine and everything, but I wouldn't say no to anything miss Stacey asked...w(H)ord!
Forget hatin assed darlene...!!!
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ayri fiya bi ayri
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Potassium....
Potassium....
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Goddamn! Now that's a convincing argument in favor of intelligent design...
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STACY IS THE MOST BEATIFUL WOMEN TO EVER WALK THE EARTH HELLA BODY PRETTY FACE NO WAIST I LOVE TO DEARH JUST WISH SHE DATED BLACK GUYS SO I COULD HAVE A CHANCE
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i would lick your pussy and tongue your crack anytime anywhere
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she was.. and is... a nice pice of ass!
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Baby you keep looking good like you do I'll see you one day.
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I'm the gent you've been expecting.
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man she has got to be the sexiest black celebrity ever!!! and to all you fat, streched out, or skinny as hell no ass having knee cap protruding jea;ous heffers who wished you looked 1/4 as good as she does shut the (bleep) up and give the lady her well deserved props, for crying out loud; "key: chubby beast???" "Moose: trout mouth??? WTF!? just shut the (bleep) up! Stacey, you go girl! mmm mmm good
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Damn she is really fucking ugly for a 40 year old with no wrinkles she looks like a dog.
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#34 I bet u wished you looked 1/2 as good as that "dog" though, huh?
Don't hate, participate.
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She's the type of chick that's 2 damn fine 2 be doin this shit but hey I ain complaining.... gon n do the damn thing
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i am a nightporter of irish descent. i am so far beneath this beautiful black actress yet i would love to impregnate her with twins.
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ppl say ii resemble her (www.myspace.com/uniqueandheavensent)
i love her she is gorgeous from when she was on clueless till now and shell probably get better as time goes on.
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Damn, I can't get over how much she looks like my mom.
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I viewed alot of ur comments I say do ur thing til the wheels fall off Stacey if any other woman had the 3B.s Beauty, Body, and Brains they would be doing the same thing you do so well luv ya ur boy Mike Stevens Sr. oh yeah Clueless would be Clueless without Stacey Dash true shit!!!
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