Bastardly Breaking News! Keira Knightley is irritated...
Monday, July 10th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Wait a minute, though!? Didn't Pirate of the Caribbean 2 set some box office records?? C'mon Keira, can't be that bad right?
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OMG POTC 2 was so amazing. I've already seen it 3 times (can't get enough of Johnny). this trilogy is dare I say.... better than Star Wars...... better than Harry Poter and Lord of the rings.....COMBINED!!!
This is seriously one of the best ideas ever.....I knew it would set a box office record. Who wants to bet Johhy gets the oscar this time around!?!?!
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While POTC 2 was certainly entertaining, it lacked the clever writing and witty character interaction that made the first one such a gem, relying instead on overwrought action and special effects. The ending (after a long 2 hrs. 30 min) also makes Part 2 unbearably dependent on the other two films for its introduction and conclusion. Trilogy or not, each film should be able to stand on its own, at least a little.
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That's exactly what I was thinking, Pottymouth. Her heart must be straining to beat under that weight. Betchoo her breastbone cracks under it.
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Len, you're full of BS
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I haven't seen it yet but everyone I know that has said exactly what Len did.. entertaining but lacking from the first. Hopefully the 3rd will make up for it.. still sounds worth seeing though. And she looks hot in these pics.
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Haven't seen it either, but yeah, everyone is saying what Len said.
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I'd fuck her.
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i agree with The Dude, shes so fucking hot and sexy!!! id kiss her :)
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I'd lick her where she shits.
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id tottaly make out with her even though im a her
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she has perfect weight so shut the fuck up to the people who thinks shes to skinny.mabie all of yall are just to fat!or jelouse
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Second page.......First photo....
Her armpit looks like an anus.
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horray for flat chests!
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I can only assume that the first post by thatgurl was a joke. Otherwise, her comments are just sad.
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OMG i am a massive fan of pirates of the caribbean and what i want to say is WHO CARES IF KEAIR KNIGHTLEY BEGGED FOR A KISS WITH JOHNNY DEPP i mean seriously any girl would want to kiss johnny depp and it was for a movie and just because she may have said things that made it sound like she is so happy about getting the kiss WHO CARES any girl would be happy! leave her alone! so she kissed him move on to how HOT johnny depp is! i mean seriously SEXY MAN lol
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Wow that is a necklace alright, and then some. Is she trying to attract Mr. T with that thing around her neck. If she isn't careful she might OG.
But most definitely fuckable and lickable to me.
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I pity da foo!
She IS too skinny, she is a member of the IBTC... and that necklace is bigger than her. I heard that POTC 2 was below par compared to the first, but good nonetheless. I will go see it sometime this next month with my husband and then I will have my own opinion to post about it, that is if I remember or even care by then.
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Who here hates paris hilton?! I do!!!!
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Please....this is a very beautiful woman. Classic beauty, like Audrey Hepburn. Ooops, yes I am old but can still appreciate beauty.
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Wasn't she accused of being anorexic. Personally I don't think she is, I think she is healthy and has a good weight, but hey I could be wrong.
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Is she Australian?
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Johnny Depp..MMMmmm FINE!
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I'd be irritated to if I had to wear some heavy ass ugly thing like that around my neck too. That's all I can see in the pics. I bet that makes the bone on the back of her neck hurt something fierce. Take it off and burn it immediately Keira!
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