Bastardly Breaking News!! Katie Price Might Be Literate!!!
Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
Anyone want to do a book review? Ok, maybe not...
Big props to our amazing community. Enjoy the links & may your evening be filled w/ food & tantric sex. Looooike butttta!!
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- Christina Aguilera Lets Her Boobs Hang
- Eva Longoria is L'Oreal's Worst Nightmare
- Angelina's Father Still Hoping to Meet Shiloh
- Spider-Man 3 films in NYC
- Feast on some Juicy Charlize Theron
- Jessica Simpson Doesn't Feel Right
- Natalie Portman in Indiana Jones 4?
- Vanella Minnillo will not be interviewing Jessica Simpson on TRL
- Dita Von Teese picture post
- Lucy Clarkson is Hot
- Brokevag Mountain---haha
- Lindsay Lohan, Harry Morton and the Pink Taco
- Sienna Miller and James Franco are an item
- Lindsay's Latest: Sex, Drugs and Disney
- Jackie Chan Gets Drunk, Disrupts Show
- Lucy Pinder Bikini Pictures
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I think that should read "I can't read because I'm a stupid illiterate bimbo!"
I think she can't see either because that is the only explanation I can come up with for someone wearing those ugly fucking boots. WTF!
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She might be hot if she were wearing a full body (and head) stocking.
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Those boots are simply hideous!
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Brownbag please.
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She has coke-nose.
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She needs a brown bag all over her body, not just her face. She's hideous.
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hehe love the boots! gotta love jordan
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i'm sorry...are we meant to be lusting after this minga??????
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I can pretty much guess she'll be getting a fake ass too and that will look terrible like the rest of her plastic body. Why is her face so shiny?
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