Lindsay Lohan to Release a Picture Book...of Herself
Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe
At least she's not gonna waste her time & money by hiring someone to write a book like other people in the superficial biz. This is apparently Lindsay's attempt to break into adulthood & let everyone know she's no longer a kid. So is she finally going to INTENTIONALLY show her freckled boobies or what?
It's my body. And I like my body. And I like my breasts. And no, they're not fake.
I think a woman's body is so much more sensual than a man's. I'm not saying strip off all your clothes, but there are certain photos I like people taking of me, where I'm comfortable.
As long as it's tasteful. Why not? [Hollywood.com]
Lindsay, why waste time creating an entire book in order to get a simple point across. There are many classy publishers like Penthouse, Hustler, Playboy, among others who'll cough up major dough & rocket you into adulthood. You're just phone call & a few tastyful photos away from showing everyone that you're no longer a 35 year old 20 year old, but a 35 year old 20 year old looking to become an amazing 40 year old 25 year old actress.
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she's still a skank
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Apparently her pubic hair is even more orange than her feet! This talentless, drunken, idiotic, little rich brat needs to ease on the 'orange-skin' tanner! Look at her f*cking feet, for crying out loud! Actually Lindsay...increase ur solarium sessions. Double..or tripple ur sessions, that way the chances of frying ur insides & burning 2 death will increase. NO MORE LINDSAY! DIE GINGER PUBES
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I think she is so beautiful!
I love redheads and she is the prettiest famous redhead ever...period.
She also is in my top 10 women ever!
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even more famous redheads where most are more famous than lilo the ho
# Tori Amos
# Gillian Anderson
# Lucille Ball
# Anne Boleyn (Wife of Henry VIII of England)
# Clara Bow NEW
# Carol Burnett NEW 04/24/06
# Kirsten Dunst NEW
# Isla Fisher
# Sarah Ferguson
# Anna Lieb [Warning: Adult] [EXTERNAL LINK]
# Queen Elizabeth I
# Gina G
# Geri Halliwell
# Rita Hayworth NEW
# Katharine Hepburn NEW
# Nicole Kidman
# Cyndi Lauper
# Vicki Lawrence NEW 04/24/06
# Debra Messing NEW
# Bette Midler
# Julianne Moore NEW
# Cynthia Nixon NEW
# Molly Ringwald
# Julia Roberts
# Ginger Rogers
# Susan Sarandon NEW
# Tiffany
source: http://www.redheads.net/famousredheads.htm
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"showing everyone that you’re no longer a 35 year old 20 year old, but a 35 year old 20 year old looking to become an amazing 40 year old 25 year old actress."
I like where you're going with this.
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As long as she is making me SMILE -I go for the whore!
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"I love redheads and she is the prettiest famous redhead ever…period."
lindsay can look pretty, but prettiest EVER? what about rita hayworth? classically (and consistenly) gorgeous.
lindsay seems so desperate. always
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Oh!
NOW I KNOW WHO SHE REMINDS ME OF!!!
Any of the little Fisher-Price kids who go on the schoolbus pull-toy!
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who cares about her? if anyone actually likes this thing, please, blow your fucking brains out. she's a fat porker pig with freckles and (ech!) red hair
lindsay lohan, hohan, whatever, she can go kiss paris hiltons ass. she's a wannabe.
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please no more lindsay!! just say no to lilo posts
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