Bastardly Breaking News! City of LA Mourns as Kirsten Dunst Moves Back From NYC
Wednesday, July 12th, 2006 in the weewizzle hours by Moe
Maybe her mere presence in LA will cause real estate prices to finally cool...thanks a lot, Kirsten! Seriously, you have to be pretty damn ugly to be the needle responsible for popping one of the largest real estate bubbles in American history! My God.
This Bastardly Breaking News is still developing...
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wow...she looks so different without her makeup
what's with those shoes
(yes...first comment)
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Her legs would actually look good if she was smart enough to get a tan.
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she looks beautiful to me, as always.
She is in my top 5 of alltime!
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oh good lord.. now its either OHHHH TOO ORANGE LOOK AT THAT FRIED PIECE OF SHIT or OH GET A TAN.. whew stfu. she's cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.
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what the fuck is this idiot doing carrying her own boxes
i mean she can't have blown all her money on heroin
get a mover for christ sake you cheap bitch
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She looks pretty good, but not world wide star status.
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Get a mover and a real fucking car.
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She looks quite pretty in these pictures. If she moves back to NYC I'll carry her boxes.
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Vreone stop the Kirsten hatin' already, she was awesome in "Interview with the Vampire" so she's always got my respect.
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Oh yah Senin, so what's a "real fucking car"? One that guzzles gas and looks like a boat? I say props to the little lady for opting for a fuel efficient car, in this day and age (especially in environ conscious LA) I'd say that would be using your brain and your heart, not to mention saving the wallet too...Over consumption is a plague brought on by the uneducated and/or inconsiderate morally shallow fools out there
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Kim, her car is ugly............. and wasn't she 12 in Interview with the Vampire??? Times have changed.........
Adam, there is nothing wrong with pale, she just needs to wear capris or pants
And there aren't any forward face shots, just profile shots....... she's still a troll. Troll!
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Yeah, being pale like that shows that she's smart- she's thinking of her skin's future. I wish the world's perception of the ideal skin color would change, it's dangerous to consider tan as prettier, it will create a big group of sun-dried prunes a few years down the line.
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Oh okay Kim you go rush to save the planet. Her car fucking sucks so it suits her perfectly. You know nothing about me or my level of education. Your time would be better spent preaching to those who give a flying fuck about what you have to say. Engage your brain before you type.
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Nice legs. The lack of tan doesn't bother me!
I think it kinda cool that she carries the boxes herself.
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Uh....engage my brian before i type? Preach to someone who fucking cares? I believe you're the one who's yelling at her to get a mover and a real fucking car...So I'm sure she's reading this blog and considering your advice. And obviously you gave a flying fuck as to what i typed :-)
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I just do not like her acting or her looks (unless she's completey made up for the movies by sofia and also dressed by her) or her pretense at being this sweet lil girl who won't get naked but will always be showcasing her body with transparent clothing. She looks better after her nose job though. She used to have this big honking nose.
She's just yuck.
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Spray Tan!!!!!
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I see she's become anorexic like the people she used to ridicule. She looks like she needs a hamburger or two. She's so disgusting. She said that if people didn't like her MA movie, She and Sofia (the royal we), doesn't care as it's an ART project and most people won't get it. Give me a break. Your conniving lil weasly troll self using Sofia to make you look good is quite obvious. And you are a heinous actress relegated to braless cameos.
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i like these pics, they show how down to earth she is...moving her own things and taking responsibility. Love the fact that shes always wearing those skirts, i love those legs, but i think she should dye her hair that vivid red colour. Theres nothing wrong with her so i dont see wat some of u guys have against her.....I LOVE HER.....really i do, more than u guys would understand. and BTW in the first pic on page 7, is she scratching her arse or something?
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nose job, anorexia, bleached head, fake acting ... what is natural on this troll?
poor jake, she cheated on him with some French dude and wrapped him around her lil finger and played him good. He's too nice for someone like her.
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